Raven: I have no idea what made me write.

Duo: You weren’t in the right state of mind

J.A: Probably because you have an exam tomorrow

Duo: Nyah!!

Duo and J.A: Its just plain insanity



For the sake of Insanity



Knock! Knock!

Relena: Hi Quatre! Put in a pitch for me so that Heero can take me out on a date and I’ll shovel your driveway.

******

(Quatre’s mansion)

Duo: Mirror! Mirror on the wall, who’s the handsomest of all?

Mirror: Heero Yuy baka yarro!

Duo (flabbergasted): NANI???!!!!

Mirror: Heero Yuy you moron!

Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(From inside the kitchen)

Heero: Quatre, this one way mirror was the best thing you ever came up with.

Quatre: It helps me to keep an eye on things outside.

******

(Wufei is reading a book)

Cheep! Cheep!

Wufei: >_

Cheep! Cheep! Caw! Caw!

Wufei: >_<

Cheep! Cheep! Caw! Caw! Cheep! Cheep! Caw! Caw! Cheep! Cheep! Caw! Caw!

Wufei: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The entire world goes still)

Wufei: Much better

Cheep! Cheep! Caw! Caw!

Wufei: AHHHH!! LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN BIRDS!!

******

(Rumble! Rumble)

Raven: Did you hear something?

Duet: Duo! Is your stomach rumbling again?

Duo: NO!!

Quatre: WERE YOU EATING MY COOKIES!!! (Zero death glare)

Duo: Ehhh…….!!!!!!!!

******

Duet: Hello justice boy!

Wufei: (Shuffle! Shuffle) Where are the knives?

******

(A little while later)

Wufei: (on roof) DIE EVIL BIRDS!!!!!!!

Raven: 0_O! WUFEI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Duo: He’s killing birds!!

Heero: And you’re his next target Raven!

Raven: O_O! WUFEI FOR THE SAKE OF INSANITY (or rather my life) PUT THAT BUTCHER KNIFE DOWN.

******

Duo *dreaming about muffins with chocolate cream and whipped cream on it*

(In dream)

Duo: MMMMMMMMMmmmmm! Mountain full of muffins all mine! all mine MWAHAHAHHA

Quatre *pops out of nowhere* STOP!!

*POOF: back to reality*

******

(Next day)

Quatre: Good morning Duo!

Duo *in a cold way* Why don’t you mind your own business?!!

******

Quatre: I hate to leave the beach, I always feel as a piece of me is left behind.

Heero: You did leave a piece behind.

Quatre: Huh?

Heero: You were sitting on a nail.

(Points to large chunk of swim trunks snagged by the nail)

******

Heero *is swimming underwater in the shallow of the sea*

Heero: *sees shark coming, goes to the surface*

Relena: YOO HOO HEEROOOO!!!

Heero *dives back in water*

******

Raven: *opens a bag of Doritos*

(Rumble! Rumble!)

Quatre: Is that an earthquake?

Duo: FOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!*tackles Raven*

Raven: >_

Duo: Correct me if wrong, but I heard a bag of Doritos open in this vicinity!

Raven: Correction, all over this vicinity (points to scattered Doritos)

******

Duo: I hate to see a girl standing on a bus when I’m comfortably seated.

Duet: So what do you do?

Quatre: Give up your seat?

Duo: Are you from this planet creature! No I don’t.

Duet: Then what do you do?

Duo: I close my eyes!!

*****

Duo: Wufei, you’re a brainy scholar right?

Wufei: Was that a complement Maxwell? Yes I am!

Duo: We~ll, could you answer this question for me?

Wufei: *feeling important* Sure! How else will you learn?

Duo: okay *deep breath* Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight when hot dog buns come in packages of ten.

Wufei: O_0! I…………….don’t……………….know!

*****

(Outside the winner mansion)

Heero: What’s taking Wufei so long; we should have left by now!



(Inside)

Wufei: DUET! DON’T TREAT ME LIKE A KID!

Duet: Wufei, that’s silly, I treat you like the great warrior you are, you’re brave and fearless, the only one who can calm Duo down, in addition, you’re wise and generous and a great person.

Wufei: Humph

Duet: You just need a little help in tying up your laces, that’s all (Mac and cheese grin)

Wufei: -___________________-!

******

RING!!! RING!!!

Heero: Hello? Yes the set is on………….one moment please…HEY DUO

Duo: (…ZZzzzZZZZzzz…)*POP* WHAT???

Heero: There’s a television survey company calling, wake up and tell them which program you’re sleeping through!

*******

Quatre: *Eating coffee cream flavoured Oreos*

Duet: Hey Quatre! Can I have one *extends hand*

Quatre: NOOO *slaps hand, goes into a corner and eats Oreos secretly*

******

Duet: OMG!! IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT!!!

Duo: COOLL!! I came up with a poem on it!

Quatre: About snow?

Duo: Yeah!

Heero: Please save me the trouble of dying with laughter!

Duo: *sticks out tongue* ahem……..

The snows of winter cloak my lawn

But I don’t mind at all

Now the passers by cant see the leaves,

The leaves I didn’t rake last fall!



Quatre: >_<

*******



Raven: Well mina-san that’s all insanity for now! I have to give an exam tomorrow! Wish me luck ^_^!

Duo: If you have a exam tomorrow then why aren’t you studying?





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