WELCOME TO HUMOR BY HEERO
And Raven as spell check
Raven: Heero! you are finally going to do something creative on this website! Heero: You forced me to do it! Injustice! Raven: Well surprise me! And stop copying Wufei!
STOP! don't read it or I'll shoot AND I MEAN IT
Haven't you read the heading? Can't you understand English? You know you are
not supposed to read this article and still you are reading it. I assure you
that it will not add to your knowledge. But it will cost your life!
It is better for you to read something else. I advise you, my friend (which you
are not but I still have to be polite or Raven will butcher me), not to read it,
or it will drive you nuts, reading this article is like flogging a dead horse. Raven: Nice use of idioms Heero. Heero: I know English, apparently the reader doesn't.
Are you still reading it? Can't you stop reading it? Do you have no control
over your eyes and mind? Do you care about your life!
I was right when I said that you wouldn't stop reading it or value your life.
Well! Its not your fault, its human nature and you can't help it. All human
beings are tempted to do what they are forbidden to do. And I'm tempted to kill
you because I'm forbidden to do it. Raven: No need to over do it Heero! But let me ask you, dear friend, what interest do you have in reading this
article that you go on reading it till you have finished it?
You should better stop now. You are still reading it as if some magical power
is working over you. Pray! Do stop here! Only a few lines are left. Do not
continue! But you are so curious that you want to read it till the very last
word and are ready to waste your precious time on it.
Now look at your watch! You have wasted your precious time - one minute and
thirty seconds. Shame! Heero: *glares* Somebody better review me one this Raven: HAHA Now you know how I feel when I post a new story
