Raven: There is no telling what happens to a person when they are bored.
Duo: Simple, boredom leads to insanity.
Wufei: We know!
Duo says
Wufei: Dammit Duo! Move over, this my side of the bed.
Duo: Tough luck justice boy *continues to sleep and takes covers with him*
Wufei: BAKA YARROW GIMME MY SHEETS BACK
Duo: *snore*
Wufei:*grumbles and light bulb appears on his head*: Duo did you know that a
camel can go without water for several days in the desert, if it were me I�d be
dead, but instead I enjoy splashing in the water of Quatre�s Jacuzzi, imagine,
all that lots and lots of fresh pure water, splashing and gushing in and out.
Duo: *eyes go wide*: I GET THE POINT!!
Wufei: *still continues*: Now that I think of water, it reminds me of how much
water there is in the oceans, imagine, all that water, it would be like millions
of billions and tons and gallons of water , splashing, splattering and swinging.
Duo * En route to the bathroom*: Note to self, never sleep with Wufei again.
****
Heero is drowning in a raging river with a high velocity, who's going to save
him? Surely not Relena!
Heero: DUO! DUO!
Duo: *has his back onto Heero and is whistling*
Heero: HEY YOU BRAIDED BAKA!!
Duo: *turns around*: You calling me Heero
Heero: >_<
****
Wufei: Dammit! Where's my katana?!?!
Duo: Which one?
Wufei: O_O! MAXWELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****
Duo: HA! HA! HO! HO! HE! HE!
Heero: What�s so funny!
Duo: Having a broken leg isn�t so bad. At least it saves you the dread of taking
the garbage out, HA! HA! HA! HA!
Heero: -_-!
Duo *is being carried by Heero and has the garbage bag in one and*: You never
give, do you?
****
Duo: I'm too pretty to die!!! KILL WUFEI!
Wufei: WHAT?!?!?! INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!
****
Wufei shows up for work at the Preventer's office one morning...IN A GOOD MOOD!
Duo: Psst! Call CNN, BBC and FOX NEWS Wufei's in a good mood...
****
Duo: I'll do anything but eat Relena's cooking! *holding Hilde* PLEASE DON'T
MAKE ME EAT IT!!!
****
Lady Une: *to Duo* is there any thing you want to say before you die?
Duo: ....*gives a look like he needs to go bad* I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! I
HAVEN'T GONE IN A WEEK!
Lady Une: *sweatdrop*...uhhhohh not you can�t go, so there, HAHAHAHHA
****
Duo is watching pinky and the brain
Pinky: What are we going to do tonight?
Duo: Well that's easy blow up some OZ bases, let some people meet the GOD OF
DEATH....But mostly TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Heero: More likely let some people see the God of Insanity.
****
Raven: Duo is copying anything everyone says
Duo: Duo is copying anything anyone says
Raven: Stop that it�s annoying!
Duo: Stop that it�s annoying!
Raven: I sacrifice all my chocolates for a week!
Duo: Okay! Give them to me!
Raven: Ha-Ha -__-! Go bother Heero
****
*Heero popped his leg out of joint again*
Heero: OOOOOWWWWW! Damn not again!
Duo: DON�T PUT IT BACK IN FRONT OF ME
****
Duo: Either I'm leaving or selling tickets to this... or doing both *light bulb
on the head* I'll do both HAHA then I won't go hungry and I won't lose what
lunch I had. I am a genius!!!
Heero: if he�s a genius I�d hate to see who a mastermind would be
Dr.J: You talking about me!
****
Random guy: Here�s your box of chocolates sir *hands box to Quatre* For your
girlfriend *winks at Duo*
Duo: But I'm a......GUY....!
Quatre: 0_O Duo my girlfriend����.Ewwwww!
The others: MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
****
Duo *is playing with their one of Quatre�s dogs*: Go fetch the newspaper
*Dog brings newspaper*
Duo: Go get Wufei�s Katana
*Dog brings Wufei�s Katana*
Wufei: INJUSTICE
Duo: Hey Quatre!
*Dog fetches Quatre who is dragged by the ankle* O_0
****
Duo: *dreaming and drooling*....Hilde......oh, yeahhhh ^. ^.....
Quatre: Guys I don't think we should be recording.
Other GW boys: OH SHUT UP!!!
Heero: I can't wait till he wakes up.
Other GW boys: Heh, heh, heh
Quatre: But�..
Trowa: Think of what he did to your favorite pets.
Quatre: Yuy don�t you dare stop recording.
****
Lady Une:*comes over Duo's transmitter in Deathscythe (Think episode 10)*
Surrender and hand over the Gundam 02 & no harm shall come to you.
Duo: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Lady Une: We can arrange that if you must insist.*devilish smirk*
Duo: Great....Now I get sarcastic comebacks from the enemy! *looks down in
embarrassment* WHAT NEXT!?!?
Quatre: Someone being better in stealth operations than you?
Duo *sarcastically*: Thank you for the suggestion winner!
****
The G-boys are planning a strategy for their next battle.
<Heero> we need a plan.
<Duo> well how do we come up with a plan?
<Quatre> Well, you think really hard, and...
<Duo> Think? Never mind...
<The others> -_-!
****
:: Heero stuck in a hole::
Heero: DUO, THROW ME A ROPE!!!
Duo: OK...HERE! CLIMB UP MY BRAID.
:: Heero pulls braid and Duo falls in
Duo: I TOLD U TO CLIMB, NOT PULL IDIOT!!!!
Heero: WELL I TOLD YOU TO THROW A ROPE!
****
Quatre: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Duo: Um....*slaps the floor really hard* THAT!
Quatre: ...No argument there.
****
Trowa: No thanks, I'm not allowed to have sugar. It causes me to get very loud.
Duo: No worries! There's no sugar in Pixie Stix!
****
Wufei: Why do you ALWAYS wear that priest outfit, Maxwell?!
Duo: Cuz the chicks are attracted to you more if they think you're not
available!
Trowa: Hmm...*runs off to go join the priesthood*
****
*Duo runs into the guys all excited**
Duo: Hey guys! New thing!
**he turns around and points**
Duo: French Braid!
****
At the peacecraft mansion:
Duo: Heero who is cooking
Heero: Relena
Duo: YOU LET HER COOK!!!!!!! AND YOU MAD YOU BAKA, YOU WANT DEMON GIRL TO POISON
US!!!!!
Heero: omae o korosu *points gun on his head*
Duo: I�ll shut up now
****
Heero and Duo are held captive in a spaceship a little ways from a space colony.
Heero: we need to get out. Think of a way to get out.
Duo: *bangs head on wall* I got it! In the dark of the night, we get some
provisions, jump in our Gundams and head back to the colony
Heero: How are we gonna get out of this cell?
Duo: *bangs head on wall* in the dark of the night, we get some provisions, jump
in our gundams and head back to the colony
Heero: *swear drops*.....
****
Duo: Is Wufei back from jogging yet?
Raven: No he got a traffic ticket!
Duo: how come!
Heero: He sat down to rest in a no parking zone!
****
Mastercard-
Duos hair lock; $60
Trowa�s clown mask; $30
Wufei�s sword; $80
Quatre�s goggles $40
Heero�s boxers (ahem) $1000
Walking in on duo in his teddy bear Pj�s ...priceless (cute)
****
Honey nut cheerios:
:: The honey bee thing flies in to duos Gundam:
Duo: AHHHH A BEE! Gets fly squatter:
Bee: gives Duo cheerios:
Duo: smacks bee and eats the cheerios: ^-^
Bee: buzzzzzz....
Validas: sings: honey nut cheerios.
****
*Duo is playing basketball with a tall guy in school*
Tall guy: Outta my way shorty! *shoves him aside*
*Duo leaves and comes back later with a chainsaw*
Duo: Now let�s see who�s a shorty Mwahahahahahah*starts chainsaw*
****
Quatre: Where�s Duo?
Heero: Sleeping.
*after several hours*
Duo: YAWNN!!! MAN THAT WAS A GOOD SLEEP, I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN
Heero *usual deadpan voice*: Too bad you�re only a short 15 yr old
****
Heero: *peering down at a small list* Hn, mission accepted.
Duo: *announcer style* Heero Yuy, the Mech daddy of mech wars, goes head to head
with his ULTIMATE CHALLENGE, doing grocery shopping! MWAHAHA!
Quatre: *stares at Duo who continues drinking his coffee* Heero, this time,
check for the caffeine content when you buy coffee, okay!
*******
*Duet and Duo are sitting on the roof*
Duet: Nice night!
Duo: I look at the stars, they are beautiful,
Duet: Uhuh!
Duo: Then I look at you��..I rather look at the stars again!
Duet: �_�! Any last words or wishes?
*******
Quatre: *in lecture mode* You Duo what�s wrong with the world, people are just
too damn pessimistic and unhappy. This world is hopeless with complete nuts.
Duo: Quatre, my advice to you, Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It
would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like
YOU.
Quatre: How�lovely >_<
********
*Duo chatting with some girl*
Girl: Gah, the problem with this world is that you don�t meet nice people.
Duo: Extend your search to space
Girl: Been there done that!
Duo: Look! Good looking people r hard to find. That's why u don't
.................................That's y u don't see me often ;p.
********
Duet: I feel depressed for some reason.
Duo: When you feel sad, When u feel sad....to cheer up just go to the mirror and
say, "Damn I am really sooo cute" you will overcome your sadness.
Duet: *blushes* Gee thanks Duo.
Duo: But don't make this a habit.....coz liars go to hell!!!!
Duet: *eye twitches* Thanks, but I rather cheer me up with some pocky. *eye
still twitching*
********
Dr J: BEHOLD!! I have created the most greatest creation ever.
Gundam pilots: Riight!
Dr. J: No really, for the first time it has not got to do anything with wars. I
called it the �Brain refresher� It refreshes your brain and makes you leave
feeling like a new person. First test subject Duo Maxwell
Duo: I feel fresh, I�m not going��������okay Doc, but don�t brain wash me or
something.
Dr. J: Okay, I just push this button and�..
Computer: Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....
5......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1........
LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
The other G-pilots: *snicker! snicker*
Wufei: It should be called brain detector.
*********
*In library*
Wufei is in the library; he bangs down a book and says: "Too, boring, too many
characters and no story�
LIBRARIAN says: oh! YOU are the one who took the phone directory away??
********
(In the same library)
Duet: Wufei�s eyesight might be weakening.
Duo: Nah his hamster�s dead!
Quatre: *sympathizes* I�m sorry about that Wufei.
Duet: Quatre, he means the hamster that runs the wheel in his head to make it
function.
Quatre: There is a hamster is his head?!
Duo: *looks at Quatre* you know, I think your hamster died of over exertion!
*********
Raven: Pointless ne? I�ll return with more (or less) later.
Duo: What she means is that since her hamster has decided to take a break, she
cannot think, so she takes a break.
Raven: Tell me Duo; is your HAMSTER retarded or something?
Duo: What hamster, I have a diesel engine in my head! ^_^
Heero: That explains why your mind is so dirty!
(A/N: ponder over the last statement, and tell me if you got the real meaning of
it (6_~) Meanwhile review)
