Implied Insanity: Home of The Gundam Pilots
(A/N: I was bored one day, so I wrote this.
Enjoy!)
GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!
(Duo comes out of his room, yawns, stretches. He sits down at the table.
Seeing a pot of coffee on it, he pours himself a cup and takes a sip.)
Duo: Mmm . . . Caffeine . . . Good!
Duo= ^_^
(Quatre stumbles out of his room)
Duo: Good morning sunshine!
Quatre: (glares) shut up, Duo.
Duo: Why?
Quatre: I was out until 3am drinking and now I have a hangover. (Rests head on
table and groans)
Duo= o_o?? (Clueless)
Duo: I thought you only drank non-alcoholic drinks. How could you get a hang-?
Quatre: You'd be surprised.
Duo: Well, have some coffee. Maybe you'll feel better!
Quatre: That's doubtful. (Grudgingly take a sip of coffee) Mmm . . . Not bad.
(Starts to shake) Caffeine . . . processing.
Duo: Oh no.
Quatre: HelloDuohowareyoutoday?
Imprettygoodbutmyheadhurtsohwelllifecantbeperfect. (Translation: Hello, Duo,
how are you today? I'm pretty good, but my head hurts, oh well, life can't be
perfect.) (Sits grinning like a maniac, which he is)
Duo= O_O*
Duo: (edging away from Quatre.) Now, where'd I put that gun? (Gropes under the
table) AHA!! (Pulls out gun that was duck-taped to the underside of the table)
Quatre: Whatsthatforisheeroaround?
Idontthinkhesupyethewasoutallnightwithrelena. (Translation: What's that for is
Heero around? I don't think he's up yet, he was out all night with Relena.)
Duo: WHAT??
(Heero suddenly runs in through back door, slams it shut, and locks the
sixteen locks on it. Leans against table, panting.)
Duo: Good morning sunshine!
Quatre: Goodmorningsunshine! (Translation: Good morning sunshine!)
Heero= o_O*
Duo: So . . . how was your evening?
Heero: (gasps) I-was running-away from-Relena-all *@#$in' night! (Pants) She's
relentless!
Relena: Oh, Heero!
Heero: AAAHH!! Where's her voice coming from??
Duo: There. (Jerks thumb out window)
(Window is partially open, and Relena is waving frantically on the other
side.)
Heero: ACK! (Dives behind Quatre's chair)
Quatre: Mmm . . . goodcoffee! (Translation: Mmm . . . Good coffee!)
Relena: Thank you for such a lovely evening, Heero! I'll call later! (Skips
off)
Heero: (looks up, shaking) Is she gone?
Duo: Uh . . . yeah. Oh, damn! I forgot to say 'Good morning sunshine' to her!
Quatre: Wantsomecoffeeheero? Itsreallygood! Itreallyperksyouup! WHEE!!
(Translation: Want some coffee, Heero? It's really good! It really perks you
up! WHEE!!) (Starts running around kitchen)
Heero: (glares at Duo) you gave him CAFFEINE??
Duo: (innocently) Is that a bad thing?
Heero: (sarcastic) Oh, NAH, it just makes him go INSANE, you stupid baka-
mono!!
Duo: Eep. (Runs and hides behind fridge)
(Wufei stumbles into kitchen wearing a hoody. Hood is pulled up over his head.
He has a spaced-out look on his face)
Duo: (from behind fridge) Good morning sunshine!!
(Wufei doesn't respond. He sits down, his face a mask of terror)
Quatre: Hiwufeihowareyou? Haveagoodnight?
IsuredidalthoughIreallyhavetogettobedearlierwantsomecoffee? (Translation: Hi,
Wufei, how are you? Have a good night? I sure did although I really have to
get to bed earlier, want some coffee?)
Wufei: I-I-I-
Heero: Dude, what happened?
Wufei: Humina, humina, humina . . .
Duo: (comes out from behind fridge) Man, he's completely trashed. (Waves hand
in front of Wufei's face) Wufei? Wuffles? What happened?
Wufei: I-met-a girl last night. Called her weak, and-(moans, puts face in
hands) Turns out that she was-a female samurai. Challenged me to a katana
duel. . .
Heero: Yeah . . . and . . .?
Wufei: I . . . lost.
Duo: All right, and the problem is?
(Wufei pushes back hood.)
Heero, Duo and Quatre= @_@*
Heero, Duo and Quatre: SHE CUT OFF YOUR PONYTAIL??
(Indeed, Wufei's ponytail is now no more than a little stub of hair on the
back of his head.)
Wufei: NAAWW-ya don't say!! (Leans head on table, and then brings it back up,
and lets it hit table. Does this over and over again)
Wufei's head against table: Thunk, thunk, THUNK!!
(Trowa walks in.)
Duo: Good morning sunshine!
Trowa: Hey, guys. What happened to Wufei? Wait a minute . . . (Stares at
Wufei's head) Something's different . . . I know something's different. Wufei,
do you have eye shadow on?
Duo and Heero= -_-*
Wufei: (grabs katana) You . . . are . . . dead.
Trowa: No, really, do you have eye shadow on? And, is that lipstick on your
cheek?
Wufei= >_O* (busted)
Duo: (grins) So, Wuffles, what went on BEFORE you got your hair chopped off?
Trowa: Huh? Hair chopped off?
Wufei: (glares at Duo) None of your business.
Heero: Wait, I saw you last night in that club. I ducked in to try and escape
from Relena, and you were in a back corner with-mmff!!
Wufei: (Hand over Heero's mouth) Don't say it!!
Heero: (pries Wufei's hand away) It was no one we knew! I was just going to
say that you were with a really hot girl.
Duo: Wufei's got a girlfriend, Wufei's got a girlfriend . . .
Wufei: (pouts) not anymore . . . she dumped me after I called her weak.
Trowa: Okay and where does the hair getting chopped off come in?
Others= >___O*
Wufei: I think I'm going to be sick.
Duo: Likewise, friend.
Relena: Oh, Heero, darling, is there anything I can get you?
Heero: How about some aspirin?
Relena: All right, I'll hop down to the drugstore right away! (Starts out, but
a light bulb appears over Heero's head)
Heero: WAIT! Get the stuff here. (Scribbles address on piece of paper and
hands it to Relena)
Relena: But this place is across town!
Heero: (mutters) That's the idea. (Louder) Oh, please? It's my favourite place
to get . . . uh . . . drugs.
Relena: Well, if you insist. I'll be back soon, my shnuggie-poo! (Runs out of
house)
Heero: THANK GOD!! (Collapses into chair)
Duo: That was insanely disturbing.
Wufei: No shit.
Quatre: No . . . More . . . caffeine . . .
Zechs: (walks in back door) Hey, have you seen Relena?
Duo: Good morning, sunshine!
Zechs: (vein twitches in temple) What . . . did . . . you say . . . to me?
Wufei: (hisses) don't you remember, Duo? Zechs hates unnecessary sweetness!
Duo: Oops . . .
Zechs: I'll give you sunshine, you baka!! (Pulls cherry bomb out of pocket)
(Two minutes later)
KABOOM!!!
(House is now a levelled wreck. Five piles of ashes stumble out into the
street.)
Duo: (coughs) Zechs, must you do that?
Zechs: I'll admit I did overdo it by a little.
Wufei: A LITTLE?!
Heero: Next time, wait until only Duo is in the room before you blow it up.
Zechs: 'Kay.
Duo: HEY!!
Trowa: Hey, Wufei, I see you took off that eye shadow.
Relena: Who wants aspirin?
Quatre: NO MORE COFFEE!! WAH!!
Disclaimer: Not mine.