| I am a Woman |
| I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, and I just justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon, can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date, you just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cuz I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends oh yeah, I can get her, In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry is best. Would you look at my face and not at my chest?! I don't have a problem wiht expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick, I am a woman, get it you prick?!? |
| ***Poem from an e-mail. |