*Tash, surprisingly in a good mood today due to the Christmas spirit, let her workers free to roam the site instead of confined to the Lounge. Reno is running around with mistletoe trying to get the girls to kiss him, and needless to say the girls are not too happy...*
Elena: NO! I am NOT going to kiss you just because you have that stupid mistletoe hanging over your head!
Reno: Who said I was aiming to get you, blondie? I'm trying to get Tifa!
Elena: So what, I'm not good enough?
Reno: *rolls his eyes* Whatever. If you quit whining I'll let you borrow it later to use on Tseng.
Elena: *brightens up* Okay!
Reno: Good. *steals a kiss from, then runs off laughing*
Tash: *almost falls off the ladder she's on as Reno runs by* AHHHHH! Geez, Reno, knock a link out of pace will ya!
Reno: No time to talk, Elena's chasing me!
Elena: *chasing after Reno with a gernade in hand* I'll kill you!
Tash: *makes a face* Weirdos.
Sephiroth: Want me to kill them? *has that eager little boy look in his eyes*
Tash: Uh...noooo. Hand me those lights.
*Sephiroth hands Tash the lights on the end of his sword*
*Meanwhile, by the fanfic link, Tseng and Rude are having a talk...*
Tseng: Just do it!
Rude: You sound like a Nike commercial.
Tseng: I'm your leader, right? Then do as I say. Maneuver Tifa under the mistletoe and kiss her!
Rude: Are you sure she won't slug me?
Tseng: We're Turks. Turks do not fail in their missions.
Rude: Understood. *walks over to Tifa who is hanging out by the only fanfic story in the fanfic section, along with Cloud and Aeris*
Cloud: Yep, I'm just so irresistable. You two like me, and even Jessie liked me before she died.
Aeris: Gods, you're boring.
Tash: *from the Lounge* There's only one god here, thank you very much!
Aeris: *yells back at Tash* Sorry, I forgot!
Cloud: Yep, even Barret had a crush on me. I'm just so damn sexy. Rawr.
Tash: *from offstage again* No cursing, this is a Christmas episode!
Cloud: *yells back* Sorry, Tash!
Tifa: I hated that bitch Jessie...she was all "Oh, I'm so tough and cool and everyone likes me." Blah, blah, blah.
Cloud: But seriously, everyone like me. Even-
Tifa: *slugs him* Oh, shut up! You are sooooo self absorbed! It was all "Cloud, Cloud, Cloud" on our mission. Not like anyone else had problems, nooooo, it was all Cloud all the time!
Aeris: Right on, sister. Even in my death seen Cloud had to try to steal the show. He was all "Oh, what about MY pain? I'M all alone. Me. me, me, me, me."
*The two punch Cloud together, then high five each other*
Tifa: *finally sees Rude* Oh, hey Rude. What's up?
Rude: Er, well, I...*holds out the mistletoe* I was wondering...*is turning beet red*
Tifa: *giggles, then kisses him quickly* Is that what you wanted?
Rude: *nods emphatically* Uh...*faints*
Elena: *finally catches up with Reno and starts pummeling him* You pig! *pummels him some more, then steals his mistletoe*
Tseng: *sees an approaching Elena* Uh...hi Elena. What's up?
Elena: *grins, then grabs him and starts kissing him passionately*
Tash: Any of you try that one me and I'll kill you.
*Suddenly, a portal opens up and Magus from Chrono Trigger enters*
Magus: You said you were comming to the Chrono trigger party. I was sent to get you.
Tash: Be there in a sec. *follows Magus into the portal* All: Woohoo, no supervision!
Tash: *sticks her head back in for a moment* Oh yes, I have had cameras installed to see your every movement. Also, Santa is watching. Merry Christmas all!
Tash: No one was hurt except Reno during the making of this Lounge. I'm not putting up disclaimer crap 'cause I'm lazy.