*The Turks walk in and see heavy artillery littering the floor. Several people unknown to them are walking around, grabbing weaponry, and then leaving. Tash checking things off on a list with a silver pen*
Tash: No, no, no! I ordered machine guns, not sub-machine guns! Geez, can't you people do anything right?
Elena: Um...What are you doing Messiah?
Tash: *looks over to the Turks* Oh, hi guys. You can call me just Tash now, I'm not on a power trip anymore. *turns to someone taking out a sub-machine gun from the crate* Did I SAY you could take that out? NO! Put it back!
Elena: Seriously, what are you doing?
Tash: *fixes her FBI hat she got in Washington, D.C.* Why, I'm declaring war on several Gundam Wing sites. They've copied word for word from the site I go to. Nathan Carver, a character and part owner of the Gundam RPG Forever Zero, is pissed. I'm bringing in the big guns for when he gives me to okay to blast them.
Reno: .....Ooooookay.
Tseng: Well, we're willing to help you. That is, if you do a little favor for us. Actually, for Rude.
Tash: Do tell.
*Unintelligable whispering is heard, and Tash raises her eyebrows*
Tseng: So, can you?
Tash: It'll be tricky to, but I might be able to pull it off. I'll have to pull a few strings though...
Rude: Whatever it takes.
*The Turks walk off inconspicuously*
Tash *standing on top of a crate* Alright, everyone except the FF7 people need to go home or go back to your respective sites. And leave the weapons here!
*Groans are heard, and guns are thrown back into their crates while everyone walks out the front door*
*Tash grabs hold of Yuffie's arm as the young ninja walks past her*
Tash: Hey, I need you to do something for me.
Yuffie: *gives her a sideways glance* What do you want me to do?
Tash: I want you to steal Cloud's choccobo.
Yuffie: As is! I'd get in huge trouble! Besides, I wouldn't go near that smelly thing for anything. Well, for almost anyting...
Tash: What would you do it for?
Yuffie: *grins evily* Well... *whispers into Tash's ear what she wants done*
Tash: *sighs* What one does to get professionals... *walks off*
Tash: Oh Seeeeephiroth!
Sephiroth: *materializes in front of her* What do you want now? Tash: Ahem...I need your services.
Sephiroth: What for?
Tash: I need you to put itching powder on Nanaki.
Sephiroth: You think I would do something as belittling as that? No, you would have the wrong person under normal circumstances. However, you caught me at the right time.
Tash: What do you want me to do?
Sephiroth: There is a certain young woman that I want to take to the annual villians ball tonight, but she and I are not on speaking terms since I killed her. A rather unfortunate occurance for getting a date with her, but one which made me the guest of honor at the ball.
Tash: Aeris? You want a date with Aeris? The Fates must be testing me today...
*Tash dashes off to find Aeris, but sees her talking to Rufus and interupts the two*
Tash: Hi guys, what's up?
Aeris: Oh, Rufus and I are going to the Cosmo Canyon lecture and then to watch the stars. *a dreamy look is in her eyes* I love the stars...
Rufus: *says in a tone only he and Tash can hear* Heh heh, and it'll give me a chance to practice my moves on Aeris.
Tash: Er, uh, well I gotta go guys. *walks off* Damn. Now how am I supposed to get her to go out with Sephiroth? *sits down on the floor* Man, I'm in a fix.
*Barret runs up to her, looking down since she's sitting on the floor (duh)*
Barret: The hell am I supposed to do? I can't find a sitter for Marlene and I got a date tommorow.
Tash: I don't know...*suddenly gets an idea* Hey Barret, if I promise to babysit Marlene would you do me a favor?
Barret: Sure! Needed to get a sitter.
Tash: *stand up* Okay, I need you to occupy Rufus tonight if you know what I mean.
Barret: You want me to punch his face in?
Tash: Bingo.
Barret: Been meaning to do it to that @#$%ing Shinra scum anyway. See ya 'round.
*A little while later...*
*A beat up Rufus walks up to Aeris. His face is all bloody, but miracualously no blood has fallen on his white suit*
Rufus: Aerith, I cawn't tack oo to da 'ecture tonight. Thorry. *takes a few steps, and then falls down flat on his face*
Aeris: Oh no! What am I going to do? I bought a band new dress for this, and I really wanted to wear it tonight since it'll be out of season next week.
Tash: *appears out of nowhere* I have an idea...
Aeris: What is it?
Tash: Sephiroth needs to go to a ball tonight. You should go with him.
Aeris: Oh, no! Last time I went somewhere with him he stuck a sword through my back!
Tash: *in a sing-song voice* Your dress'll be out of season soon...
Aeris: *sigh* Alright, I'll go.
Tash: *runs over to Sephiroth* She'll go with you.
*Sephiroth teleports to Nanaki with the itching powder and sprinkles it all over him, then teloprts out. Nanaki is scratching himself like crazy everywhere, running around in circles*
Yuffie: Yes, she did it! Alright, I suppose I'll have to do what she asked...
*Tifa and Cloud are walking all lovey-dovey together, a rarity since Cloud is usually with Aeris. Tash eyes them, and walks up to them*
Tash: Hi guys, lovely day, isn't it?
Tifa: *looks out the window* Um...it's raining.
*At the exact moment Tifa looks out the window, Yuffie rides off with Cloud's choccobo*
Tifa: Hey! Cloud, Yuffie's stealing your choccobo!
Cloud: What! *looks out the window* Damn her. *runs out after Yuffie*
Tash: So, I heard you and Cloud are going out tonight. Is it true?
Tifa: Yeah, I even bought a new dress for it.
Tash: Oh. *looks away* Well, i better not tell you what I heard...
Tifa: What did you hear?
Tash: Well...Cloud asked Aeris out also for tonight.
Tifa: He what?! You're lying!
Tash: Am I? Then why does Aeris have a new dress too?
*Tifa looks and sees Aeris walk out of her room wearing a new dress*
Tifa: How dare he!
*Cloud comes back in*
Cloud: I got the choccobo back...hey Tifa, why is your face so red?
Tifa: *sputtering* You...you...you pig! *pulls her arm back and slams her fist into his stomach, then stomps off*
Cloud: Oof! *crumbles to the ground*
*Tash takes off after Tifa*
Tash: Hey Tifa, why don't you show him he's not the only one who can play that game by going out with someone else?
Tifa: *turns around* But who would I find on such short notice?
Tash: Oh, I think I could find someone for you...
*Several hours later, at a fancy restaraunt...*
Tifa: I'm having a wonderful time. Thank you for going out with me on such short notice.
Rude: No problem at all, Tifa.
*When Tifa looks away he gives a Tash a thumbs up*
Tseng: Well, looks like you pulled it off Tash. It seemed unlikely, but you did. We'll work for you.
Tash: Yes!
Tseng: Ahem...but we'll need Rufus's permission first.
*Tash falls down on the ground anime style*
Tash: No Rufuses were killed during the making of this Lounge. However, one is suffering from extreme facial pain. I DO NOT own FF7 or it's characters, although I wish I did. Please don't sue me, I have no money.
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