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Elena: Tseng, how are we gonna escape here? You�re just so brilliant I know you�ll find a way out.
Tseng: Elena, there�s no way possible. Once a site owner has us, they can keep us until they choose to let us go. Knowing Messiah...that�ll be never.
Reno: *groans* I hate her. I really do. Someone tell me again why we offered to do this?
Messiah: Because your worthless lives were in jeopardy if you didn�t.
*The Turks all jump about 5 feet in the air, then land*
Elena: You scared us half to death!
Messiah: *grins evily* Good. Then I only have to scare you one more time to kill you.
Reno: *sits up off of the floor, almost fully recovered* Lame joke.
Rude: What do you expect? It�s only her first time doing this.
Sephiroth: Quiet.
Messiah: Hey, Seph! I didn�t expect you to come here. I believe when I asked you if you wanted a place to hang, you said �I don�t want to be around those losers.�
Sephiroth: *shrugs* I was bored.
Messiah: Well, for all your enjoyment, I�ve brought a special guest to help celebrate the debute of The Lounge. He�s the proud owner of Gundam: Lights End RPG, and the only person who linked my site so far. Everyone please welcome my friend, Zechs Merquise!
Messiah: *glares at everyone* Clap or die.
*Everyone starts clapping VERY enthusiatically*
Zechs: Heh, thanks for inviting me.
Messiah: *shrugs* I didn�t have any good ideas, so I needed you.
*Zechs and Sephiroth see each other for the first time*
Zechs: That�s my hair!
Sephiroth: That�s my smirk!
Zechs: We duel.
*Sephiroth pulls out his Masamune, and Zechs grabs a random sword from Messiah�s collection. They go at it*
Messiah: Watch the blasted furniture!
*As she says that, Sephiroth misses a shot at Zechs and slices the coffee table in half*
Sephiroth: Prepare to become one with the Planet!
Zechs: *mutters* And people say I went insane during Gundam Wing...
*Rufus wanders in and finds himself at the end of Zechs� sword*
Rufus: I think I�ll just mosey on out of here...
Messiah: Rufus! Over here! *getures to the overturned table where she is hiding with the Turks. Rufus runs on over and hides*
Tseng: Hello, Mr. President.
Rufus: How come you�re not out there fighting?!
Tseng: We would be, sir, but this is a private duel between Sephiroth and Zechs.
Rufus: Who the hell is Zechs?
Rude: That would be the man with the mask.
Messiah: From Gundam Wing.
Reno, Tseng, Elena, Rude, Rufus: Gundam Wing? What�s that?
Messiah: *slaps her hand to her forehead* You people have no sense of culture. Gundam Wing is an anime on Cartoon Network at 5:30 p.m. on weekdays. It�s a very good show, and I never miss an episode.
*Sephiroth slices Zechs� mask of two*
Zechs: And now...I can no longer be your friend. *runs away*
Sephiroth: Coward.
Messiah: Don�t be so sure Sephir-*stops talking and looks up behind Sephiroth...way up*
Sephiroth: ???
*Sephiroth looks up behind him and sees...the gundam Epyon. His jaw drops open*
Epyon[Zechs]: Did you just call me a coward? You fool!
Sephiroth: *bottom lip starts shaking* Mommy.
*Epyon lifts it�s foot up, and crushes Sephiroth beneath it*
*The Epyon starts to walk away*
Messiah: Thanks for joining us, Zechs! I�ll be on your site later!
Sephiroth: *groans in pain*
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Messiah: I�d like to thank Zechs, from Gundam: Lights End RPG, for allowing me to put his character in The Lounge. Zechs runs a Gundam Wing chat based RPG that is probably the best one around. Visit it if you get the chance.
Messiah: Sephiroth was not killed in the making of this Lounge. Merely hurt badly. Reno recovered fully from his baseball bat injury from the front page, unfortunately. After Sephiroth�s recovery, he bought me a new coffee table to replace the one he destroyed.
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