Reading as Work
(c) Stephanie H.
�Okay, we�re going to read Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemmingway,� said my teacher.  �I want you all to read to chapter 2 tonight.�

I sighed and looked down at the thin book.  I would have to read it.  Unless�

I raised my hand and waited for the teacher to call on me.  �Is there a different book I can read?�  I asked.  �I don�t know if I can finish this.�

My teacher laughed.  �No, I�m sorry.  That�s the book you have to read.�

I sighed and flopped down onto my desk.  I laid my head on the book and closed my eyes.  Maybe I would fall asleep, and I wouldn�t have to start the stupid book.

�Stephanie, open your book, please,� said my teacher.  �I don�t want you to fall behind.�

�I�m going to be behind anyway,� I mumbled under my breath as I opened up the book.  I looked at the first page.  An old man, how exciting.  I put the book down on the desk so the pages were standing straight up, and I put my head on the desk and closed my eyes.  Maybe I would look like I was reading, but I�d actually be sleeping.

When I got home that night, I was still only on the third page.  It took so long to get through!  I opened the book and began to read, but only five minutes later, I put it back down again and started on other, more exciting things.

The next day, I walked into class, without reading the second chapter.  The assignment was to read until the fifth.  I groaned and planted my face on the surface of the desk.  I was already behind, and it was only the second day of reading.

That night, I made it to chapter four before my attention drifted to other things.  I asked a friend what happened in the next chapter at lunch the following day.  It was enough to pull me through.

This cycle continued for several more days until every night, I would read only a chapter or two before I decided I just didn�t care.  I finally just stopped reading it altogether.  By this time, I was about five or six chapters behind, and the rest of the book was assigned for tonight.  Instead of reading the book, I hopped onto the internet and began to chat with my friends on AIM.  Suddenly, the thought struck me.

Cliff notes.

I opened up a web page and typed �cliff notes old man sea� into Google and pressed enter, eagerly awaiting the results.  Ten minutes later, I had finished the book, in the only way I could; by not reading it.

The next Thursday, a project was assigned on the book, due Tuesday.  I hadn�t really read the book, so I wasn�t exactly sure what to do with the project.  It took me a few days, but I finally made something that resembled a project and handed it in. I sighed an enormous sigh of relief and told myself that this phase of my life was over.

When I got the project back a few days later, I was dismayed at my grade, a 68.  However, I understood why I got it.  It�s hard to do a project on a book you didn�t read.
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