Rule #1

No matter the circumstances. It is all your fault.

 

Rule #2

If you have any doubt reread rule #1

 

Protocol 3

Fuck It! Do it anyway!

 

Rule of the road #1

The person who you are stuck behind because they are doing twenty mph slower than the posted speed limit will always slip through the pink light at the next intersection.

 

Rule of the road #2

If there is no intersection handy they will always be going in your direction until one becomes available.

 

Rule of the road #3

If you are trying to find a spot to turn around there will always be someone directly behind you whose sole purpose is to keep you from making a u-turn.

 

Life

Smile, there is no evidence that life is serious.

 

You can affect everyone around you in a positive or a negative fashion. The choice is entirely up to you.

 

Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow. It is already tomorrow in New Zealand.

 

A swift kick in the ass will  propel you forward, but only in the direction that you are already facing.