"I think," said the sweet potato, "therefore, I yam"
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y.
Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels' scout.
Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A: A Leek.
Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
A. Corn.
Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What's a fresh vegetable?
A: One that insults a farmer.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
A: Marrow.
Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
A: Beets Me!
Q: How do change a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A: You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lima Bean!
Lima Bean who?
Lima Bean working on the railroad....!
Q: What's a cows favorite vegetable?
A: A cowat!
Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator!
Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What do peases, beanses and soupses come in?
A: Kansas!
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!
Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste!
Q: If a carrot & a cabbage ran a race, who would win?
A: The cabbage, because it is a head!
Q:How do you turn soup into gold?
A: Put 14 carrots in it!
Q: Why can't the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?
A: The corn has ears & the potatoes have eyes!
Q: A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?
A: The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
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