Quotes & Questions

"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." ~Aaron Machado

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." ~Rita Mae Brown

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." ~Thomas Edison

"We look before and after, and pine for what is not; our sincerest laughter with some pain is fraught; our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought." ~Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night." ~Edgar Allan Poe

"Two paths diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." ~Robert Frost

"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little." ~Jean Jacques Rousseau

"We stop loving ourselves when no one loves us." ~Madame de Stael

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on the driveway?

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?