Welcome to the Underground, you're one-stop-shoppe for all your fiendish needs.

This store is run by the modern-day Three Muskateers, Dimitirius, Elouisiach and Artemis. This website was recently opened to sell our products across the internet to those who can't reach our premises at the Cave at thirty-seven maple lane, somewhere in England. If you do not like the idea of harmless weapons being sold across the net, then turn around right now. Go on, leave, or we'll set the dogs-with-bees-in-their-mouths that bark and shoot bees at you.

Of course, to reach the actual entrance of our store you must pass through a maze of revolving doors. If you find your way inside we'll give you a customized cape for free. If you mention the word 'D'Artagnan' we'll wax your boots (if you're a species of villain that is capable of wearing shoes) for 90% off. That's a CRAZY offer! Anymore than that and we'll be committed!

3 Mar. 2006// The website is up! Dimitirius spent quite a long time working on it. Images of our wears will be added during the long weekend.