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TKO Hardcore Match Bob vs Will 007 |
Tex: Man this match is a bit of an odd one, it’s a TKO match but neither hate each other enough to really want to knock the other one out Banter: Oh they will before it’s over, Will or Bob, one of them will do it. Tex: The Dynasty has been messing with them and the fact that the winner gets to face Lance for his title might just be the incentive they need. Will is introduced, the carefree Will of the past is gone, this guy means business as he makes his way to the ring to Linkin Park's "Lying to You. Amber coming to the ring with him is a welcome flashback to happier days Banter: The former champ, frustrated by the Dynasty Tex: Frustrated is too mild a word Banter, way too mild. He could snap at any time. Banter: And look who it is! We're being joined by the Dynasty right now! Tex: Lance, Coren, Jack. Great. The three men sit down, Coren and Lance both taking headsets, while Jack stands behind them. Banter: Welcome, boys! Great to have you on board! LC: Well, thanks, eh? Coren: Hey, Tex. Tex: .... LC: When's the other bitch coming out? As Lynyrd Skynrd plays, Bob comes out with Tracy. Bob is smiling and high fiving a few fans as he walks to the ring, but the smile isn’t as big as usual, the high fives are fewer. Bob steps into the ring, as does Will. A staredown ensues. So does a handshake. It signals the bell's ringing. Will and Bob tie up. Tex: Listen to the crowd, they’re split between Will and Bob, who do their cheer for? Coren: Us, naturally. Tex: Right. Will goes low, aiming for the insides of Bob's to take him off balance. Bob grabs Will by the legs, holds him upside down and starts to shake him just to add nausea to the blood rushing to the head. Will bends upwards to pry himself free and takes Bob off of his feet with a dropkick to the knees. He takes hold of the man's legs and bends them over his head as he arcs him through the air into the corner. Bob is down 1 count only. Tex: Bob got back on his feet very quickly there Banter: I doubt Bob would have stayed down for a 10 count already, it’s just too early. Will waits for him to get to his feet. Both men shake hands. Tex: Now that I like to see, sportsmanship LC: It's rather boring, actually. Coren, faking a yawn: What? Sorry, fell asleep there. Will and Bob lock up again, Will tries to turn it into a side headlock but Bob picks him up and tosses him Halfway across the ring, Will hits the canvas 3 count, but only because Will takes his time getting up Hands grip the spade tight as both Tex and Banter keep and weary eye on Jack Bob goes for another lock up but Will slips behind and manages to Irish whip Bob into the ropes Rebound and Will leaps over him Another rebound and this time Bob leaps over Will and stops dead in his tracks Standoff, fists raised but not used. The crowd cheers for the exchange Tex: They’re both trying to keep it as clean as can be here, not giving the Dynasty what they want LC: Not a wise move. Bob powering Will into the corner, breaking when asked to Coren: What a wimp. Will slips under Bob’s arms and takes him down with a German Suplex But can’t follow up with the second or third one on his fresh and powerful opponent. Banter: Now we’re talking, take the big man down!! Bob picks up Will and slams him hard Maybe a little too hard for a “friendly” contest Banter. OOOH look at Will, he’s pissed Tex: It’s just the competitive spirit Banter Banter: No way, truce is over, they’re going to spill blood Coren: About time The crowd watches as Will just stares at Bob, then the big man offers him his hand as an apology. The handshake is met with approval LC: What a load of horseshit. Coren: I bet they'll kiss next. Bob moves in and tries to pick up Will again, but Will flips over the big man’s head and rolls him up No count TKO rules don’t have pinfalls Will tries to turn the pinfall into an armbar Tex: They’re trying to do a very clean match here, I’m enjoying it Banter: Ah nothing a trashcan shot to the head wouldn’t spruce up Bob fights Will off, counters the armbar by standing up with Will still holding onto the arm Bob lifts him with one arm, then sets him down on the top turn buckle Will stands on the second rope and asks for a test of strength with a weird smile on his face Bob is confused but they lock up Before Bob can react Will leaps over Bob’s head and arm drags him down to quite a pop from the crowd Bob is up again before Will can follow up. Headlock to the smaller man. Standing switch. A reach behind by Bob and Will is flipped over Bob's head To land on his feet The crowd bursts into applause, appreciative of the athleticism. Coren: Christ, even Proopdog was better than this Tex: Show some respect. LC: Or what Tex? Jack's grip on the shovel shifts, ever so slightly Banter and Tex both put another foot's worth of space between themselves and the giant Bob lifts Will up in an unconvincing bear hug. Will struggles mightily, hamming it up for the crowd Then the shots reign in from fists the size of bricks All no sold Will hulks up Tex: Shades of Ho..that orange guy! LC: Shades of bullshit, more like it. Banter: Yeah, bullshit! A boot to the stomach. The tornado DDT But Will slips Bob's head impacts hard Will's smile fades quickly But a four count is all the time Bob takes to regain vertical A raised eyebrow, inquiring as to his a condition A big grin from the big grin the only response And then it begins in earnest. Bob belly to belly's Will. A scoop slam A three count and it's Will's turn. A snap suplex on Bob. Another three count and Bob's back up. Tex: Some great technical wrestling from these two. Banter: But what's the point? They're letting their opponent do moves back Tex: They're putting on a friendly display to entertain the fans LC: Friendly display, eh? We can't have that, now can we Coren? Coren: Not at all. I do believe this is your cue? LC: Absolutely. Jack, you know what to do And indeed he does. The shovel arcs towards the Canadian, sailing over the heads of the commentators. Lance deftly catches it and marches to ringside Jack heads the other direction And Coren Annoys the hell out of Tex. Coren: Get ready to learn something Tantrum. This is how you do business. Lance stalks down to the ring, shovel in hand. The combatants are unaware of his presence That's about to change. One quick swing is all it takes to fell the former champ Bob is held back by the referee, barely Will isn't even counted for six before Bob has him up, concern evident on his face Coren: What a load of crap. Stupidass Bob had the win. Banter: stupidass Bob! Tex: He has honor, unlike some people LC: Honor gets you fuckall in this business Tex. Will's forehead bleeds shallowly He looks daggers at Canada Who in turn gestures at Amber, followed by a classic throat cutting gesture The message is delivered And all reason is lost The first strike takes him by surprise The second has him off his feet And the third is a kick on a downed man But Will's just getting warmed up LC: This is more like it Banter: Yeah, a lot more like it Coren: Hey Lance, we got any openings for a parrot? Tex snickers But in the ring, there's no laughing matter Will's aggression is untamed Back suplex, and Bob is down Will has no patience for the count Bob is jerked to his feet Only to be met by a moonsault moments later And pulled up once more Dragon suplex. Two Three Tex: MULTIPLIED DOOM! Four and five follow before Will changes offensive tactics Coren: I think you ticked him off Lance LC: Waah waah, poor Willykins A powerbomb to Bob leaves the giant in a heap Will stomps away Face. Ribs. Stomach. Legs. Anything vulnerable is a target Bob stops struggling, gushing blood from several cuts Will goes up top. Time to end this Banter: Rolling Bomb! Tex: Will's lost control at this point Will strikes Bob in the face with his boot Finally the ref forces him back And calls for the bell The announcer does his grim duty RA: Your winner, by knockout, WILL007! But the fans are beyond cheering for him A man who came into the match their hero, isn't one now At least for tonight Tex: Will got the win, but at what cost? Coren: The cost isn't important, the win is. Lc: Not that it'll do him much good. Tex: And that mea The question is interrupted by Kat running at full speed to ringside Jack walks out after, his delay a success She slides under the ropes Cradles Bob's head And meets Will's gaze with nothing but cold fury And the reprucusssions of his actions dawn on Will But contemplation will come another time Tex: What are the boys in blue doing here? Banter: I swear the stash is Tex's officer! I have never smoked reefer in my life LC: Relax. They're here for someone else. The miranda rights can be heard as Will is led up the ramp in cuffs. Kat speaks softly to Bob, as Tracy looks on And on Amber's face, a mask of courage. But the fear and rage are battling, causing cracks in her armor. Backstage Coren (laughs):"They must have been rehearsing that match since the day it was signed. I don't think we've ever seen a more manufactured moment." Lance:"I hope they enjoyed themselves. Have you spoken with Goldsen?" Coren:"He's willing to do business. He's aware of how we open difficult markets, and with his wrestling investments taking more money to run in one month than they bring in one year, I think he was looking for a fairy godmother to bail him out." Lance:"Good. Acid's going to channel just enough resources to provide our critics with a legitimate choice-we're going to present it as an effort to preserve our passing traditions." Coren:"Poor Will, he never really understood how the game is played. Once we've turned him heel there'll be no turning back." Lance:"I was thinking he'd make a better anti-hero. He's been overlooked for a push for too long-if we have to force him down every fan's throat with an all-out media blitz to balance the scales, so be it. He's already left the arena under police custody." Coren:"Stone Cold 007? The message boards are going to destroy him." Lance:"NO, that's a privelege I'll be reserving for myself." |
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