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Ring Announcer: The following tag-team event is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Osaka, Japan KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

“Fly me to the moon
And let me dance among the stars”

** Kat’s facial expression wasn’t one of confidence, but more of concern as she walks out to quite the ovation from the crowd. **

Tex: The crowd has really taken to this young girl, she’s a brave girl fighting in a grown man’s sport

Banter: She looks worried tonight though Tex.

Tex: Well facing a couple of mad men will do that to ya.

** Kat stops by the entrance and awaits her partner’s introductions. **

Ring Announcer: And her partner, from Bridgeport, Idaho the one, the only BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBB

“I was cutting the rug down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lu”

** Bob walks out to quite a good ovation as well, the young team seems to have gotten quite the fan following in their short time here. Bob is smiling as he and Kat makes their way to the ring, almost as if he’s either not bothered by the opponents or not aware of just how dangerous they are. **

Tex: You know I’m not sure I’d be smiling if I was Bob tonight

Banter: Yeah cause you’d never smile with a pretty girl at your side

Ring Announcer: And their opponents both representing the Dynasty!!! (heavy boos) first from Olympia, Washington here is COOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEN!!

“Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate”

** The Grudge kicks in as the mood in the arena turns decidedly negative. Coren comes out with the Bleeder title around his waist, looking pissed as he’s running towards the ring. **

Tex: Is Coren going to start the match without Lance??

Banter: I’m not sure, but he’s got the ring announcer by the shirt, he’s yelling at him.

Coren: I’M THE BLEEDER CHAMPION!! *Slap* Announce me as such you tool *Slap*

** Coren takes the Bleeder title off and clocks the ring announcer over the head with it knocking him down, then he starts to kick away at him as the crowd boos. **

Banter: He wants to be announced as the Bleeder champion

Tex: Well maybe if he WINS it he will be

Banter: Bob and Kat saved the ring announcer!! Bob took Coren down with a big clothesline from behind.

Tex: Cheater!!

Banter: Yes Coren is.

** Bob and Coren start out, with no sign of Lance anywhere yet. Bob throws Coren into the corner and then lands a huge clothesline on the surprised Coren. **

Tex: Coren was not ready for that, he was busy beating up the referee

Banter: And now Bob is busy throwing Coren around!

** Bob throws Coren half way across the ring with a mighty body slam as the team of Kat and Bob seem to be in charge of this match. **

Tex: What the hell is that coming down the aisle??

Banter: Is that Santa Claus??

Tex: Santa?? YOU BASTARD!! YOU NEVER GAVE ME THAT BICYCLE!

Banter: Whoa repressed childhood memories!

** Santa, who’s staggering as he makes his way to ringside goes over to the announcers table where Tex is livid and jumps over the table. **

Banter: No Tex don’t you bastard!!

** Santa swings his sack at Tex’ head and knocks him out with a mighty clang. Then he pulls a large snowshovel out of the bag and cracks Bob over the back with it as he bounced off the ropes. **

Banter: THAT’S LANCE CANADA!! Santa is Canadian??

** Lance takes off the Santa hat but the fake beard stays around his neck as he climbs up on the apron, fake belly, snowshovel and all. In the ring Coren has taken control of the match and set Bob up in the corner. **

Banter: Coren with a running start and ---- DROP KICK TO THE FACE!! What a move eh Tex?? ---- Oh crap I forgot.

** Coren nailed Bob right in the face and then motions to tag in Lance, then he smiles and waves it off as he drags Bob to the middle of the ring by the hair. **

Banter: Coren is going up high, is Bob going to pay for the attack earlier??

Banter: (in a distorted voice) Why yes Banter I believe he is.

** Coren is about to hit a highflying move when Kat runs down the apron and lands the World’s Stiffest Low Blow on Coren sending him to the canvas. **

Banter: OOOOOOOOOOOOH MAMA!!

** As Bob crawls towards Kat to make the hot tag, Tex is crawling back into his chair at ringside, not aware of the blood on his forehead and also not quite clear. **

Banter: You okay Tex??

Tex: Yeah Lucy I’m just peachy, now look at that big booger!

Banter: Bob??

Tex: No on the monitor??

Banter: Oh lord I didn’t know you could get any worse.

** Bob finally makes it over and tags in Kat to the delight of the crowd. With Coren still feeling the effects of the low blow she’s able to keep him on the ground with a series of martial arts kicks, each of which drew quite a reaction from the crowd. **

Banter: This girl is not as harmless as she seems, Coren is finding out first hand

Tex: Yessss!! She’s not harmless at all…. She’s WONDER WOMAN!!

Banter: Oh brother

** Kat goes for a spin kick but Coren ducks under it and then leaps half way across the ring to tag in Lance. Who after a bit of trouble with the ropes gets in and just looks at Kat, then he lets out a loud beer belch and absentmindedly scratches his armpit. **

Banter: He’s --- he’s DRUNK isn’t he??

Tex: Hey he’s celebrating the feast of St. Nibblets --- mua, ha, ha,

Banter: Folks I apologize, Tex is even more out of it than usual, ignore his commentary.

Tex: Hey I always do!

** Lance doesn’t look to take Kat that serious as he raises a hand for a test of strength, one which Kat doesn’t seem to want to take. Then slowly she raises a hand and locks it with Lance’s. **

Banter: She’s taking the challenge?? Kat-Chan is a brave, brave girl.

Tex: No, no, no she’s not a girl, She’s Wonder Woman how many times do I have to tell you!!

Banter: Calm down Tex

Tex: NO!! You never listen, you always put me down *Sob* I’ve had it *Cries*

** Back in the ring Kat quickly turns the test of strength into an arm drag on the surprised Lance, who gets to his knees while looking very, VERY pissed off. Then he offers her another test of strength but when Kat raises her hand Lance pokes her in the eye instead and then clotheslines her down hard. **

Banter: That BASTARD!!

Tex: *Sobs uncontrollably*

Banter: Lance sure has changed in the last few weeks, I mean he’s laughing as he’s putting the big black Santa boot to Kat.

** Bob reaches in and pulls Lance off Kat which only seems to piss him off more as he elbows Bob off the apron. **

Banter: What the?? What is Bam doing here??

** Bamlicious appears in the aisle, smirking as he makes his way to ringside, then he throws Tex out of his chair and takes the headset. **

Bam: I couldn’t stand listening to that idiot anymore so I had to come out and take over

Banter: But

Bam: Hey now would I come out here to cheat?? WOULD I??

Banter: (very quietly) no sir

** Lance tags Coren back in as he’s got Kat Chan by the hair holding her up for a drop kick by Coren right to the chest. **

Bam: Young Coren has come a long way since he was a curtain jerker hasn’t he??

Banter:…

Bam: HASN’T HE??

Banter: Oh yes sir!

** In the ring Coren has the ref distracted as Lance picks up the large shovel and clotheslines Kat down hard. Then Coren goes completely apeshit on her laying in the lefts and the rights while screaming at her. **

Bam: There we go, now this is what Coren needed, a vicious streak.

Banter: He keeps yelling at Kat about not hitting him in the neck or something??

Bam: Hey we all have our weaknesses--- well ya’ll do

** The ref tries to break up the attack by Coren but that just brings Lance back into the ring with the snowshovel. **

Banter: Watch out!!

BAM!!

Bam: Home Run Lance!!

** Lance took the referee out with the shovel and then jumps Bob holding him back while Coren has Kat set up in the tree of woe. **

Bam: Oh I love this part

Banter: That’s sick!! He’ll hit her straight in the face

Bam: Yup

** A baseball slide later and Kat’s on the ground holding her neck which has been the constant point of attack for Coren and Lance. Coren picks up Kat for a power bomb but as he has her in the air she tries to break out of it with a leg-lock around the neck. **

Bam: What the hells is she doing??

Banter: She’s trying to counter the power bomb!! She’s gonna d----

Bam: OOOOOOH YES!!

** In a moment of extreme sickness Coren power bombs the young woman over the top rope to the floor with a sickening thud that sends gasps through the crowd. **

Bam: COREN SCORES!! He, he, he, he

Banter: That’s not funny!!

Bam: Yeah?? How about this: COREN SKINNED THE KAT!!

** Coren just stands there in the ring with a vicious smile on his face, looking at the carnage he’s created on the floor. Lance just lets go of Bob and goes over to Bam who passes him a beer. **

Bam: I think he earned it, I’d give Coren one but he’s already wound up.

Banter: This is sick! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves

Bam: Oh I’m sure he is--- he, he, he.

** Coren just watches as Bob gets on the floor and cradles Kat in his arms, very upset over how she was treated. Then as Lance pops a beer Bob gently picks her up and leaves ringside with her, screaming for help as the fans boo the Dynasty in the ring. **