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Ring Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall and will be a triangle match. First, coming to the ring at this time, the Darkness Reaper!"

**The lights go completely dark. Red moodlights surrond the ringside area. "The Messanjah" by POD plays and the Darkness Reaper makes his way down the ramp. You can't see him but you can feel his prescence. Suddenly the Darkness Reaper emerges into the red light, swinging his sycthe and scaring the beejeezus out of little Jimmy in the front row. Being the brutishly psychotic crazy bionic man that he is, the Reaper advances onward to little Jimmy.**

Bob: "Not so fast Reaper!"

**The house lights go up and Bob stands at the top of the ramp, holding a microphone and pointing at the Reaper! Trailing behind him is his manager, Stacy Macyntyre.**

Bob: "What do you think you're going to do? Chop up that child with your sycthe there?"

**Poor little Jimmy lets out a long, loud, piercing sob. He doesn't want to be chopped up. Bob gets into the ring. The Reaper is tense on the outside.**

Bob: "Come on here into the ring and pick on someone your own size."

**The Reaper grins madly and throws down his farming implement, and then doffs his cloak. Oh it's on. The Reaper leaps onto the apron then steps over the ropes. The ref decides to do his job and keeps the two apart. The ring announcer shrugs his shoulders.**

RA: "And the second participant, standing to my left, Bob!"

**The silence is cut by "Fly Me to the Moon" and Kat comes running out to the ring! She slides in, and the ref decides to ring the bell. The match is on! Reaper runs toward Bob and Kat with arms out, they duck a double clothesline but he whirls around again and levels them on the second try!**

Banter: "Of course that's easy for the big man who has metal plates under his skin!"

**Bob is back up and calls for a test of strength. Reaper obliges, then kicks him in the junk. The ref warns Reaper about that when Kat springboards off of the top rope bulldogs the bionic man! They're both up, and Reaper boots her high in the stomach. She's under his legs and Reaper points upwards, when he takes the Polish Hammer from behind. Bob lays in the boots as Reaper tries to get up. Kat rolls up Bob and gets a 1 count before she's pulled off by the Reaper. The big, evil, bionic man holds her for a fallaway slam, but Bob is up and dropkicks Kat, sending them both down! Bob is quickly on top of Darkness with punches before he's kicked in the head by Kat. Kat then mounts the Reaper and starts beating the crap out of him. Bob yanks her off and slams her down, then Irish whips her into the corner. Darkness swings Bob around and headbutts him!**

Banter: "Once again, it's the metal plates!"

**Then the Reaper charges the corner and jumps, crushing Kat into the turnbuckle with his hip.**

Banter: "It's all in the steel plates!"

**Darkness turns around only to be splashed by Bob! Bob backs out of the mess in the corner and flexes as Darkness slumps to the ground, then Kat. Bob then spins around and the fans go nuts! He grabs Reaper by his legs and starts the big Airplane spin! Bob finally lets go and Darkness goes tumbling across the ring. Bob holds his head and tries to steady himself, but instead turns into the world's stiffest low blow!**

Bob: "Uhwha!"

**Darkness slinks back into the ring, and tackles Kat to the mat, then wrestles her back up and onto his shoulders into a torture rack! Bob breathes deep breaths on the mat and sees an opening: Kat is rocking the Reaper backwards towards the rope. Bursting out of a power position, he charges the two grapplers. Reaper hits the ropes and bounces back, falling onto Bob. But Kat falls over the ropes and onto the floor hitting with a face plant!**

Banter: "See, she could use some steel plates."

Tex: "Oh you."

**Bob and the Reaper exchange punches, but one of the Reaper's goes low with one of his punches, then drills Bob to the mat with a dominator. Darkness flips over the ropes and tosses Kat into the ring. The Reaper steps onto the apron but is dropkicked off and down by Bob! Bob looks at Kat, helpless and ready to be pinned. He looks back at the Reaper, hurting on the floor. Bob looks back to Kat, and advances, and then he pulls her up! She's woozy, and leans against the ropes. They talk strategy, and then the Reaper is upon them! A double superkick sends him onto his back, and then Bob picks him up and sends him into the corner. Kat climbs the turnbuckles and Bob hoists the Reaper onto his shoulders. Kat goes backward with a DDT as Bob falls back. Bob rolls him over and lays across for the pin! 1! 2! 3!**

RA: "Here is your winner, Bob!"

Tex: "I wonder if that's indicative of anything?"

Banter: "Never. We'll never see anything come out of that ever."

Tex: "Oh."

Banter: "Idjit."