Last night I was mulling over possible characters to be used in a feud , not that I'm going to abandon my current one , but I thought up a new one and ran through my mind him in an interview with Mean Gene. So, mostly for my amusement I present Bob , a huge and immensely strong fellow , very friendly, but not too bright , sort of like a Lenny or Hillbilly Jim. A big lovable face

This interview is like a confidential interview , Mene Gene will be meeting Bob and getting a tour of Bob's home.. so We open up there.

Mean Gene Walks up to the Front door.

"Ladies and Gentleman, we coming to front door of one of WWE's Largest and most beloved Superstars Bob , he's loved by millions , and hated by none . . "

Front Door opens , Revealing a behemoth of a Man, easily 7 feet tall , he has to duck under the door and he walks out to great Mean Gene , the smile on his face every bit as large as he is

"Mean Gene ! How ya doing !" Bob says , gives Mene gene a big friendly bear hug ,and shaking Mene gene's hand enthusiastically.

"Bob, I can't tell you what a thrill it is too see you again , and to have to opportunity to see your wonderful home and to share it with all the fans out there" mean gene says

" You brought fans with you ? ? " Bob says with a big grin , still shaking Mene gens hand , Bob begins to look around for the fans.

" Not with me right now Bob , its just me and the Camera man . . " Mene Gene begins

"Bill the camera man ?" Bob says happily , he stops shaking Mean's hand and Walks towards the camera with outstretched arms , their are some technical difficulties for a moment as he hugs the camera man but we soon get the picture back.

Bob, towering over Mean gene, hand on his shoulder , ever present smile still there as they continue they interview

" Ok bob, how about that tour ?"

"Oh I don't know If I have any of that " Bob says sadly, his smile gone " But if ya like, I can show you around the place ? " Bobs gets that smile back on his face

"That would be wonderful Bob, where shall we begin" Mean gene asks

"Right here Mean " Bob says "with that" Bob says proudly pointing at his black asphalt driveway

"Bob . . that's just a driveway , I'm sure our viewers have seen a driveway before"

"Mean, this just isn't any driveway " Bob begins and he gestures proudly " That's 80 percent, gen-u-ion imported Eye-talian asphalt " He says proudly

"Italian asphalt ? . . " Mene gene says doubtfully

"You bet !" Bob replies with a smile " it was brought all the way over from Paris special delivery !" Bob stumbles a bit on those last two words.. but he's obviously very proud.

"Italian asphalt from Paris France ? " mene gene asks confused

"No No No , Mene , Paris Kentucky !"

"How about we see the inside of your house now Bob" Mene gene states, trying to change the topic

"Sure thing Mene, come on in !"

They enter the spacious, but rather plainly decorated home of Bob.

"Welcome to my Hum-bell A-bodey " His arms outstretched grandly " Make yourself at home Gene , you know what they say , Me casa is Sue's casa "

"Bob how about we begin at your home gym , I'm sure the fans out there would love to see how a man gets so strong . . "

"Fans " with a hopeful smile Bobs runs to the front door and looks outside " Where are they ? I don't see any fans Mene ?"

"Bob I meant our viewers on TV . ." Mene explains

"Oh " Bob says disappointed " Well follow me, Ill show you where I workout " his smile returning

Bob leads Mean down the stairs into a large basement, fully renovated , with all sorts of weights and exercise equipment"

"Very Impressive indeed Bob , how many hours a day do you workout " Mene gene asks

" Well Gene , that depends" bob begins to count on his fingers "usually about 32 hours a day give or take "

"But bob , there is only 24 hours in a day . . "

"I know that gene , but I gotta get 8 hours of sleep in y'know" Bob looks at Mean as if he's a little slow.

Bob Begins to show the various weights to Gene , what exercises he likes to do , and then the camera follows Gene as he walks over to another part of the room , on a rug, lies a selection of large boulders

"Bob ? " Mene gene asks " Do you use these as part of your exercise regime ?"

"Those rocks ? naw they're too heavy to exorcise with "

"Oh, well they certainly do look Heavy . . how much do they weight"

"Well do you see that red one Mene ?" Bob says pointing to a large red boulder " That one is all the way from Can - na - da !" Bob says smiling "It weights over 200 key -low -grams " Bob says proudly.

"How much is that in pounds bob ? " Mene gene asks

" They don't have pounds in Canada Gene , they have Key-low-grams " Bob says

" What do you do with all these boulders then Bob ?" Mene gene quickly asks

" Well after a good workout , I like to relax , so I like to carry them around a bit " Bob says

"I thought you said they were to heavy to exercise with ? ... ?" Mene asks confused

" They are too heavy to ex-or-cise with Mean , that's why I just carry them around " Bob says simply

"Ok Bob " once again its' obvious Mene wants to change the subject " How about we talk about your wonderful charity work ,I understand you go to the local rehabilitation hospital and help our there quite a bit"

Bob blushes " It aint nothing Mene , I just go there when I can to help those poor folk who got hurt and need to learn to walk again is all "

"That's very admirable of you Bob , and I think its one of the many reasons why so many people love you in the wwe, and indeed, in the world "

Bob smile is so large now its a wonder his head doesn't fall off

" What exactly do you do there Bob , you teach then how to train ? use weights ? " Gene asks

" I teach em how to play peanuckle " Bob replies smiling.

"Well folks there you have it , A big man, with a big heart who likes to play peanuckle , I'd like to say thanks to bob for this interview and to everyone out there.."

" there are people out there ? " Bob says excitedly and runs towards a window to look

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