THE 411 CATFIGHT BATTLE ROYALE
This Battle royale was concieved and managed by Kat, sort of a free for all for all the fueders to jump in and do whatever they wanted to , this was held during the Holiday season , being the Holiday season I only had time to make one post , and I had decided to do a parody on the Cheech and Chong skit, Dave's not here. Click on the Title above to read the whole fued, below is Bob's small contribution
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BOB'S NOT HOME |
| Bob had made it to the Arena , and had stopped to talk to a few
fans , a man , wearing a large brimed hat, and a long dark overcoat approached
him. " Hey arent you that Wrestler Bob ? are you going to compete tonight? " the stranger asked. "Yeah, there's a battle royale going on I wanna join " " Can you do me a favour then ? " "I don't know, Im inna hurry . . . " "Listen , I understand , but you see , I left my ticket at home , so I cant get in the Arena , I have a friend who is in the arena and I have some . . . medicine he needs badly.. but they wont let me in.. do you think you can give him this ? " stranger says handing over a crumpled up paper bag. "Well I guess so. . . where do I find him ? " "he's in one of the offices, 420 to be exact.. tell you what Ill call ahead and let him know your way , and Ill let him know your bringing the stuff.. err, I mean medicine but please hurry , he's sick" "Don't worry, Ill get this to him real fast " After running through the Arena, Bob finds the office the man spoke of and knocks on the door. A man replies as if half awake : Who is it? Bob : Hi I spoke to your friend, Im Bob, I got the stuff your friend said you neededA minute passes without a response so Bob knocks again. Man : Who is it? Bob : It's me, Bob, can you open up, I got the stuff. Man : Who? Bob : It's, Bob, Open up please, I gotta get to the ring before Im late A few moments pass , Bob Knocks at the door again . . Man : Who is it? Bob : It's, Bob, . Please open the door, I got the stuff with me. Man : Who?" Bob :Bob.. please open up ... MAN: Bob? BOB: Yeah, Bob. C'mon please hurry Im really late MAN: Bob's not here. BOB: No, I'm Bob. Bob waits for a few moments without an answer and then knocks again on the door BOB: Hey, c'mon, open the door MAN: Who is it? BOB: It's Bob, Will you open up? I got the stuff with me. MAN: Who? BOB: Bob. Open up !. MAN: Bob? BOB: Yeah, Bob. MAN: Bob's not here. BOB: No, I am Bob. Will you please open the door ? . (a few moments pass by, Bob knocks on the door loudly) BOB: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me MAN: Who is it? BOB: c'mon. Open up the door! It's Bob! MAN: Who? BOB: Bob! B - O - B ! Will you open up the door! MAN: Bob? BOB: Yeah, Bob! MAN: Bob? BOB: Right Bob. Now will you open up the door I gotta get to a match ! MAN: Bob's not here. |