Are you Obsessed with CATS?
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It's just for fun, so ENJOY!
You're obsessed with 'CATS' (c) when:
You can say "Cat" in several languages
(Here's a new one for ya! "Feles", (that's Latin)...or "Chatte" - French)
Your parents/sibling/friends can name all the Cats and could tell you the plot from beginning to end,
just from listening to you babble,
You have a pic of your favourite Jellicle on your wall,
You have a Cats web page,
You see a picture of a real Cat and just HAVE to pick out which Jellicle it is,
You manage to squeeze CATS into all of your assignment for school,
When something happens around the house you say,
"It must have been Macavity," or, "It was Mungojerrie, or Rumpleteazer" and you just leave it at that most of the time,
You have any kind of recording of Cats (eg. video, cd, tape...),
You can sing all of the songs from Cats, if not, most,
You do so quite frequently!
You have been watching CATS, on occaision, and you realize suddenly that you are singing along,
and everyone's looking at you,
You wish it had come into movie theatres,
You can't wait to go see it (the musical!) ,if you haven't already, and if you have, you can't wait to go see it again,
You've noticed that some of the lyrics have been changed in the Movie from T.S.E.'s book
(like Munku says "Wellington Arms" instead of "Bricklayer's Arms", in the Rumpus Cat Part)
You actually knew he was s'posed to say the other one,
You've watched it so many time that you've noticed all the mess-ups,
Your Cats CD now skips!,
You have recently considered trying fresh fish (like live from your fish tank...!),
You honestly wish that your relative (parent/sibling) that has allergies would move out so that you could have a Cat,
You spell "cat" with a capital "C",
You've seen th Broadway (or London) production of CATS more than 5 times (you must be rich),
You are about to start a fan club for your favourite Jellicle,
You already have!!!,
You actually have a favourite Jellicle,
In the middle of class you realize all of your classmates are quietly looking at you while you are singing,
"Jellicle Cats come out tonight..."
You have a Cats costume for yourself that matches your favourite Jellicle,
You own anything that says "I love Cats!",
You own the movie... (if you don't, what are you waiting for?? GO BUY IT NOW!!!),
You've asked for more than 5 things relating to Cats for your birthday,
You tell your parents again and again that listening to Jennyanydots really helps you do your homework,
You actually tried Cat food,
You have a computer Cat symbol (Don't copy any of these - they belong to people!) like:
=^.*.^= >^..^< >^,,^<
You have a black Cat named buttons, and you've recently started calling him "Mistoffelees"
(which cofuses the HECK out of him!)
You dentist can't quite figure out why you get so excited when he mentions 'A Cavity',
You put the close captioning mode on your tv to learn the words to the songs,
(contributed by Deborah)
You wrap your beanie babies in different colored yarns to make them look like the cats off the show,
(also contributed by Deborah)
(Hey Deborah! Go to our Beanie Baby 'CATS' page!)
You've been reading all this and say, "You mean I'm not the only one???"
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That's all for now, fellow Jellicles. Soon as we get more we'll post 'em...
>^.*.^< Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer >^..^<