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Hah!

We caught you in the act!

So you're
NOT a real Jellicle?  Oh! you (think you) are?
Well, let's see about
THAT!
Are you blind when you're born?  Can you see in the dark? Could you look at a king? Would you sit on his throne?  Can you say of your bite, that it's worse than you're bark?  Are you cock of the walk, when you're walking alone?  Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do!  When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?  Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?  Can you find your way blind, when you're lost in the street?  Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer?  Jellicles do and Jellicles would!  Can you ride ona broomstick, to places, far distances,  Familiar with candle, with book, and with bell?  Were you Whittington's friend?   The Pied Piper's assistant?  Have you been an Alumnis of Heaven and Hell?  Are you mean like a Minx?  Are you lean like a Lynx?  Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?  Were you there when the Pharaohs commissioned the Sphinx?  If you were and you are, You're a Jellicle Cat!
Yes! These are taken from the musical "Cats"(c)  and don't belong to us. we're only using them for fun. If any one of either Really Useful Group (c), or Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber would like us to take any parts of this off, please Let Us Know...
Git outa 'ere, ya silly cat!
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