The man looked at the clock. He had about 20 minutes to get to work. I can still make it, he thought frantically. He quickly got dressed, deciding he'd take a shower when he got on his lunch break, and ran into the kitchen to grab something for breakfast. He grabbed a box of cereal, intending to take it to his office, but he realized that his wife had drank the last of the milk. Annoyed, he hurried out and to his car, and realized that someone had slashed a key all across it. Not having any time to waste, he decided to deal with it later and hurried over to work.
Now, he was driving aweful fast, trying to make sure he wasn't late. Unfortunately, he drew the attention of a police officer, who pulled him over. The man appologized profusely, but when the officer asked to see his liscence and registration, the man realized he had left his wallet at home in his other pants. This got him a ticket and the cop had to escort him home to ensure that the man was in fact, a registered driver. After going back to his house with the officer and proving his driving verification, the man hurried back to work.
Upon arriving, he tried to explain to his boss that he had been pulled over, and that was why he was late, but his boss would hear none of it. "This is the fourth time you've been late this month!" the boss screamed. "You're fired!"
Dejectedly, the man packed up his office and left. He drove by the park to take a walk to clear his head. It was going pretty good until a bird shitted on his shoulder. This sort of ruined the mood, so he got back into his car and headed back home. He finally got home and put his stuff away and decided now was as good a time as ever to try to get a new job.
Everywhere he went to, they said they didn't want to hire someone with a less than good attendace record, so he went home after a few hours emptyhanded. When he got home he found his wife in bed with one of his friends. He couldn't believe it, and left before they realized he was home.
Dejectedly, he drove around mindlessly, trying to get his mind off of how bad this day was. He drove back to the park and sat down on a bench, rubbing his temples and trying not to cry. As he sat there, a puppy came up to him and barked. The man looked at it and petted it on the head, but as he did it bit him in the hand. He tried to shake it off, but the puppy's jaws wouldn't budge. To make matter worse, as he flailed his hand around the puppy must have gotten scared or something because it started peeing everywhere, alot of it landing on the man's pants. Finally the puppy's owner came along and pried the puppy off his hand. Upset, the man left the park and drove around mindlessly for a while. Unfortunately, he wasn't really paying a whole lot of attention to what he was doing, and his clumsy driving caught the attention of another police officer. As he was pulled over, he realized that it was the same cop that had got him earlier. Dismayed, he explained his situation to the cop, who was sympathetic but said that laws were laws. As he started to pull out his driver's liscence he realized that the owner of the puppy had pick-pocketed him. Explaining this to the officer, the man got another fine, but since the cop knew he was a certified driver, he escorted him home again.
By the time he got home, the man's wife and friend were gone, which was good, because the man was starting to get despondant. After about half an hour of doing nothing but wallowing in his misery, he decided to go out again and just make sure he was careful. It was starting to get dark by now, and after about half an hour mindlessly driving around, he pulled into a 7-11 to get something to drink. As he was exiting with his slurpee, the 7-11 was robbed at gunpoint by two mexicans who took all the money from the register and also took the mans slurpee. Fairly shaken up by the encounter, the man ran over to a payphone to call the police. After he did he reached into the change slot to grab the nickel and felt a prick on his finger. Alarmed, he pulled his hand out and found a small needle in his skin, that had a piece of paper taped to it saying, "Welcome to the world of AIDS."
Frightened now, the man nevertheless decided to take off, since he didn't want to run into any police officers that would undoubtedly come by to secure the scene. It was dark by now, and he was on his way to the hospital. As he was driving he saw a car driving without its lights on. Thinking it was a little unsafe and trying to help, the man flashed his headlights and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation routine.
Now, think of your worst day, and I'll bet it did not compare to this.