Oh, I know that bunny's been here
'Cuz he made tracks on my carpet.
He also left some plastic grass
In tangles on my kitchen floor.
Now I wonder why that bunny
Never knocks before he enters
And why he never wipes his feet
Before he hops around my house.
Who does that bunny think he is?
He just sneaks in uninvited.
And why does Bunny think I like
To find his eggs beneath my couch?
Hey! What's a bunny doing with eggs?
I bet he steals them from the birds!
No wonder he has lots of eggs
And brings them into every house.
Hm-m-m-m. A bunny has no money.
Where do his jelly beans come from?
He can't buy them and can't bake them.
Oh, no! I bet he steals them, too!
I bet that bunny forces mice
To decorate his stolen eggs
While his buddies with big baskets
Steal the beans from candy stores.
I think it's time for 9-1-1;
I will call in just a minute,
But first I'll test this evidence--
One yellow jelly bean . . . one red . . .
One green . . .
One pink . . .
And just one more . . .
Mary [Ekholm] Francis
(c) 1995