Mary's Corner
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Missing the Boat
(Page 4)

Mary [Ekholm] Francis
(c) 1997

     �If I were out in the park right now, I�d want to be drinking hot chocolate from a thick pewter mug.  And I�d want to have lots of tiny marshmallows floating on top of my hot chocolate.  When we were kids, we�d try to sip the foam from the melted marshmallows and end up with white moustaches.�
     �Why are you so down on alcohol?�
     �I didn�t realize I was giving that impression.  I�m not used to drinking.  When I smoked, the cigarettes killed the taste of the alcohol, so I usually had a drink or two when I went out for dinner.�
     �Not at home?�
     �Asti Spumanti on a special occasion.�
     �How long since you quit smoking?�
     �Eight years.�  Colleen smiled.  �You want the number of months and days, too?�  After Steve shook his head, she asked, �Have you ever smoked?�
     �I tried it when I was a kid, but I didn�t like the taste.�  Steve looked at Colleen and tilted his head, �What would you do if I pulled out a cigarette and lit it?�
     �Leave.�
     �Would you really?�
     A little voice inside Colleen�s head asked her why she stuck with a man who was slowly getting drunk if she would leave a man who lit up a cigarette.  She ignored the voice and said to Steve, �What would you do if I lit up a cigarette?�
     �Leave.  The smell is worse than the taste.�  Steve placed his thumb and fingers on the slender stem of his wine glass.  As he slowly twirled the glass, he said, �Taste yours.  You don�t have to drink that whole glass, but it�s time you became acquainted with a classy wine.�  He raised his glass toward her in a toast: �To stars in the trees and hot chocolate in the park.�
     Colleen picked up her glass.  �To twinkly lights and miniature marshmallows,� she said and touched her glass to his.  Their eyes met.  Then Colleen looked down at her glass and brought it to her lips.
     Steve watched her.  �Wel-l-l?� he said after she swallowed and set her glass back on the table.
     �You�re right.  It tastes good.  I�ve always thought that wines were either too sweet or awfully dry, but this one is neither.  What is it?�
     �It�s the house wine, and you have to come back here with me again before I�ll tell you what it�s called.�
     Colleen eyed the bottle wrapped in a towel and nestled into the ice in the bucket that sat on a small stand by their table.
     �No cheating,� Steve warned.
     Colleen laughed.  �All right.  I won�t peek.  I�m probably better off not knowing.�  She raised her eyebrows.  �You know what they say?�
     �What?�
     �A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.�
     Steve sighed.  �I can see that I�ve got my work cut out for me.  You have a lot to learn.�  He picked up the bottle and splashed more wine into his glass.  He reached toward Colleen�s glass, but she put her hand over the top and shook her head.
     �Thanks.  I�ve still got plenty.  I want to be able to walk across the park to the theater, and I want to stay awake during the show.�
     �You�re afraid you�ll have to carry me across the park?  Or listen to me snore during the show as I sleep on your shoulder?�
     �You snore?�
     �Well, I�ve never heard myself snore, so I can only give you a second-hand report.  But there are those who swear I shake the rafters, and there are others who say I merely sound like a large pussycat breathing heavily.�
     �I�m trying to imagine the sound of someone snoring during a musical in a large, fancy theater.  I guess I need to hear it in order to get the whole effect.�  She put up her hand and quickly added, �But not you, and not during
Showboat.�
     Steve grinned.  �I can handle my liquor better than that.  You won�t catch me sleeping at any theater, especially when I�m with you.  Ah-h-h, here�s our dinner.  When I ordered the wine, I told them to bring us the top sirloin.  I promised you the best, and voila!  Sirloin steak and Caesar salad: the best dinner in town.�  Steve emptied his wine glass and reached for the bottle.
     Colleen had been too busy to do much dating after she had ended a relationship three years ago.  She wouldn�t have met Steve if her friends hadn�t dragged her away from her computer the night of the party.  She wondered if it would be bad manners to leave a date during dinner just because he was becoming rather loud and clumsy.  She didn�t want to make a scene, so she decided to make the best of the situation.
     �Earth calling Collee-een.  You�re floating around in the stars again.�
     �Sorry.  Those little lights remind me that there are only fifty-some days until Christmas, so I was starting my shopping lists.�
     Steve refilled his wine glass and glanced toward her nearly empty glass.  She nodded.  He managed to pour most of the wine inside her glass.  �What do you want for Christmas?�
     �What do I want for Christmas?�
     Steve looked around the room.  �There�s an echo in here.�  He leaned forward and whispered, �What do you want for Christmas?�
     �An echo.�
     �An echo?�
     Colleen looked around the room.  �There�s an echo in here.�  She leaned forward and whispered, �I want it.�  Steve was a little slow at catching on to the joke, but, when Colleen saw his eyes light up, she began to laugh.


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