| Shuck Grand Prix 2004! |
| On May 3, 2004 a massive shuck attack occurred in my kitchen. I could not halt its furious blitzkrieg, so I settled for merely documenting it. Nick was luck enough to emerge from the ruins with only a few bruises on his shucking hand. God bless us, father. |
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| ...but don't let THIS happen to you...poor sucker. |
| And thus the cob was shucked and smote into the depths of the husk underworld. That's right...tamales! |
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