This wonderful holiday confection has been passed down from generation to generation and now I break the family honor by bringing it into your home. God help me. Follow these simple steps:
1. Brown 1 liter of hamburger. Don't be stingy with that shit. That's the heart and soul of th' nog.
2. Make tacos with the hamburger. Since making this nog will take a while, you're going to want some tacos.
3. Pour some Sunny D into a bowl. You might be thirsty after a rough game of balling, but ballers don't drink the Sunny D in the Yuletide season. I hope you have been saving up the D, because those guys from Weezer beat people up trying to drink all of it.
4. Watch an episode of Seinfeld, preferably the backwards episode. That episode was sick.
5. Drink up! Enjoy the fruits of your labor and entertain your guests with the love of beverages that only comes with the holiday season!
Holiday Churro:
You thought that churros were only for festivals and fairs, but this just isn't true. Leave that to the elephant ear, also known as the poor man's churro. For years I too thought that the elephant ear ruled all, but when I tasted a churro, I realized that churros were the rich man's churro. Here's how you make one:
1. Brown 1 liter of hamburger and make tacos. That's right, this is going to be stressful. Taco up.
2. Go to Disneyland and buy five churros. FIVE CHURROS! No more, no less. Eat four of them and plant one in your backyard for future churro satisfaction. Now your holidays are better than you or Garfield ever thought possible! Amen!
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