| ALEX HOT QUIZ NUMERO SEIS! |
| ALEX HOT QUIZ III 1. What generation do I belong to? a. The Baby Boom generation b. Generation X c. The Milliennial generation d. The Homelander generation 2. What is my least favorite year? a. 2000 b. 2004 c. 2003 d. 1492 3. Do I have the new Elvis Costello album? a. Yes. b. No. c. Yes, but Nick has it and it's lost. d. No, but I plan to mug a chef for it. 4. What is my drug of choice? a. Afrin b. coffee/caffeine c. alcohol d. barbituates e. a and d 5. What is my latest album? a. Almost Rare b. The Albatross Project c. Wharfless d. My Fern Hurts 6. Who isn't in Mondo Hollywood? a. Fritz from Euromotion b. Skeeter from Euromotion c. The bassist from The Shaky Hands d. Nate from Euromotion e. all of the above f. none of the above g. some of the above 7. What date was "Soldier Down" written? a. MLK Day, 2003 b. July 10, 2003 c. April 24, 2004 d. September 23, 2003 8. Who is my boss? a. Bruce Springsteen b. Tony Danza c. The teacher from Head Of The Class d. Brian Wilson 9. What do I think of the new Weezer song? a. It's the shit. b. It's filled with rainbows. c. It pretty much sucks ass. d. It could be the worst song since "Lean Back." 10. What's a customer service? a. The people who give me laundry quarters at Fred Meyer. b. Ask Thad Perry. c. Having full knowledge of CPR and appendectomy techniques. d. Kickboxing skillz. 11. What do I think was the best thing about the beach trip this spring break? a. Chowder. b. That big thing over there. c. Mayhaw's beard. d. The speed detectin' bike cop gang. 12. What is the first symptom that appears when I get a cold? a. Runny nose. b. Split personalities. c. Post nasal drip. d. Throwing stars. e. c and d. 13. What word best describes me? a. Tough. b. Emo. c. Sleuthish. d. Fast. e. Dad. 14. What day did I move in to my present apartment in NW Portland? a. August 31, 2004 b. September 20, 2004 c. July 30, 2004 d. August 21, 2004 15. What song did I use for an aural aide for a presentation in my writing 122 class at U of O in winter term 2001? a. "Red Hilling Mining Town" b. "Wake Up Dead Man" c. "Where The Streets Have No Name" d. "One" e. "Vertigo" 16. Who was NOT in my AP English class my senior year of high school? a. Andy Miller. b. Aaron Jaques. c. Ky Fifer. d. Traci Johnson. 17. What month did I obtain my first Nintendo, the straight up original? a. February 1991 b. January 1990 c. July 1995 d. October 1990 18. When did I move to Gresham (for the first time)? a. September 2002 b. June 2001 c. August 2001 d. September 2001 e. all of the above 19. What is the guitar I have used most for recording? a. Takamine acoustic. b. Blue flower Telecaster. c. Red Epiphone Dot. d. 12-string Danelectro Hodad. 20. What am I impervious to? a. Bullets. b. Mono. c. Cannonfire. d. Syphillis. e. Force fields. (scroll down for answers to your life) Answers: 1. C, The Millennial Generation. Those born in 1982/Class of 2000 are the first cohorts of the new NON-SLACKER generation. According to Strauss & Howe. Read up y'all! 2. B, 2004. I have very little face left because of it. 3. B, No. I don't mug chefs, only chiefs. 4. B, coffee. With a little cough syrup you know, when it's Friday night and I'm feeling a little...sick. 5. A, Almost Rare. Wharfless is not technically done yet, and My Fern Hurts is still being conceived via a surrogate mother. 6. F, all of the above. 7. B, my 21st birfday. After eating a hearty breakfast. 8. D, Brian Wilson. I only let burned out pop geniuses boss me around. That might be a mistake. 9. C, it pretty much sucks ass. Come on people. Raise the bar. 10. B, ask Thad Perry. The owner of Columbia Photo is actually the archbishop all customers and services. 11. D, the bike cop gang. They give new meaning to the term "speed trap." Meanwhile, I give new meaning to the term "speed trap door." 12. C, post nasal drip. This is interesting only because I just recently figured out that that is what it is called. For the longest time I thought the medical term was "I feel gross and it hurts to swallow, talk and emote." 13. E, dad. Probably. 14. D, August 21, 2004. It caused an orange alert. Remember those? 15. A, Red Hill Mining Town. Back when U2 was cool. What? 16. C, Ky Fifer. He was in the other period. Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that. 17. B, January 1990. 18. D, September 2001. Mere days after that one thing happened. 19. C, the Dot. This was in its pre-sweaty-Nick-Delffs days. 20. B, Mono. Even when mono is in bullet and/or cannon form. Scores: 20-25: Congrats, colonel! You are an Alex expert! That's kind of creepy! 12-19: Most impressive, and worthy of recognition in the Arrowsmith family scrolls. 6-11: Ngggg, not bad, but you need to bone down. I mean up. Bone up. 0-5: You're not really my friend are you? HOME |