totally rad. I din't know that leahs computer could run pagebuilder. I'm going to try to bring back the MCF. Yes my sons.
It totally snowed like mad today. I walked from jeffs to my place and had crazy ice in my man beard. You should ah seen it.
so the plan is for daily updates. they will be cooler and bigger, Promice.
May 14th
I don't like bad parties. last night jazpur and i decided to go to some party about 10 blocks away that we knew was going to be big. I was not really in party mode but if the place was rockin i was sure that i could get into it. We took the long walk in the pooring rain and decided that if it sucked we would leave in a half an hour. If it was OK we would stay an hour and if it was the best party ever, maybe two hours. we were both partyed out from dunes last thursday so the time limit sounded good. When we arived i noticed that there were about 50 people in the yard. You couldn't really walk thu them because it was so packed. I made it around the group and had a friend lock my bike to his. Now it was mingle time. Jazpur and i tried to get up the stepps and into the house but a stream of about 10 really slow walking emo hipsters poored out. It took a few minutes to make it inside but something cool did happen while waiting in the rain. Some chick yelled my name "Mayhaw Hoons!" i didn't know what to say so i acted like i knew her. She procueded to let me know that i didn't know her but she loved The Shaky Hands.I said thanks and she cut in front of me and made it inside. Once Jazpur and i made it to the living room i realised something. I was at a emo kid coolguy party. I surveyed the land. the land was lame. I wanted to go home within the first 5 minutes but i didn't want to be that guy. So with all my might i stood there for another 15 minutes and then split the scene. I went out, unlocked my bike, grabed the handle bars, and sried to walk away with it. Bu there was one problem. Some sonofabitch had locked his bike to mine. So now i was stuck at a super lame emo kid party with 200 ass holes and i couldn't leave. I had a few really good ideas. One idea was to kick in the guys spokes. I decided against it because he would have known that it was me while unlocking his bike. actually that was my only idea. I just stood there hoping the guy would see me messing with his bike and unlock it for me. It was like a half an hour of waiting in the rain with the emo bitches when i saw Ben. he said hi and i didn't really answer him. I didn't think he took it very well so i appologised and explained my case. He just looked at me and said "I'll take care of it." In a fury ben walked into the house and 5 minutes later he came out with the culprit. I stood there pissed while he unlocked it and appologised to jeff. He thought it was jeffs bike. Once he found out it was mine he started appologising to me. I just stood there and in a mad tone said that it was cool. turns out that the bike i locked mine to is friends with the bike that got locked to mine. It was a misunderstanding not a really mean thing to do. Thats why i didn't whip it all over him when we came face to face. finally i was able to leave. Jazpur, collin, Crazy Sean and i all went to his place to talk about star wars. Crazy Sean rules the roost.
In conclusion. bad partys suck. Emo kids are bitches. Watch out for renegade bike locks. Ben rules. Star wars will kick ass.
THIS JUST IN. Jazpur saw the much hated J. Mayer (name hidden to protect that bastard.) croozin the party like the sonofabitch he is. I predict that he will get his ass kicked at a party sometime this summer.
I have to go eat a case-ah-de-ya and get ready for will ferral to host SNL tonight
may 6th 2005
i went on a little trip yesterday with camille down to salem to visit tony. It was a wicked old time. We decided to go see him while driving to movie madness and made a b-line to his place. at about 6:30 we made it to his apt and took a trip thru wonderfull down town salem. It's not that bad of a place. They have a nice fred meyers which sold me a really funny palpitine pez (visit www.myspace.com/hoons to see a huge picture.) we also checked out the radio station where tony works. He gave me 21 blank tapes to record 4 track shit on. Once we made it back home i turned on the TV only to see my self on Portland Wrestling taking pictures. Weird. Spooky. We stayed up till 2 watching the Mr. T movie Be somebody or be somebodys fool which is an amazing movie. Camille and i made it back to portland by 1:00 and i was ably to watch Dr. Phil for the first time in about a month. it was the most TV that i have watched in the past 3 weeks or so and it was only about 45 minutes.
Relaxing few days? YES
May 2nd 2005
Killer news yall. This lame page is back. I found out than Vaughns computer can handle java shit and not i can jump start the old MCF again. What does that mean for you? I guess if you like to spend time readng about your friend instead of calling him, it rules.
To make things a little more clear, here's the story. The house i was going to move into burned down and i moved into nick delffs house. They have a computer with DLS and Java capabilities and now i'm back to my old ways. Well almost back, I am sadly lacking the charles shaw that i once loved ( a case of it would be a nice b-day present come june 22).
To get ahold of me use the phone 503-288-0399 or e-mail [email protected] or my space me at www.myspace.com/hoons If you call either ask for nick pounders or mayhaw cuz there be 2 nicks in this house.
If you keep comming back i'll keep updating with my booring life
Mayhaw
March 4, 2005
This is Churrosmith from TV's Merry Christmas Gentlemen coming toward you. Mayhaw Hoons doesn't ever update as you can see. He is a grade A chump. Instead go his myspace page HERE and read about his stupid comics and things like pulling wire. You won't regret that cheerful visit. Later cheapskates, and visit my page for some root beer.
Dec 7th
boy, we rocked Porky's. It was a good ol time. The 4 of us in MoHo
went on a rockin alfa-quest and made all float in awesome-rock-pop-ness. Much people peed there pants a bit.
Other news? you tell me.
Nov 19th
Hey yall. been some time. Hrr the news.
Mondo Hollywood has some shows on the way. One REAL show at a cool bar called Porkys Pub. That will be on Dec 3rd. PLEASE COME!! we will be headlining and we need people to come to make us look like we have friends.. Remember Porkys Pub December 3rd.
The second show comming in december will be at a house party on Dec 11th. I will post the address when i figure out where it is. That means that canadians like Emily can come. PLEASE COME to that one to.
In other news, I started a new band called Mayhaw Hoons and the Croatian Sound. Goood good stuff.
So i would like to fill up some space by saying Hi to some radio dudes that i think read this page. Emily, MAtt and Kyte. Holler! I hope to see all yall at some shows. I am posting the news for you guys.
November 7th
have had an intersting few days. Lastnight we played with the marmets, Xn and the castenetes. All of them were good and very interesting. I went nuts and fell into the drum set durring our 15 minute set. After the party we went to the dunes to see Xn and the castenetes play and Jazpur puked all over the sidewalk. Today we had the first practice for the revamped mayhaw Hoons and the Croatian sound practice. We came back here and watched Full Metal Jacket. After all that Tony, Alex, Caldoni, Mark and I all watched SNL. Fun times for all. Camille and Jodie are outta town so it was 'guys Night" Which is basically the uesual night without a woman around.
I added a new part of my page today. That picture of bush on the right will now be updated with a new quote from our prez every time i update the page. Let the bungling begin!
I gotta go watch late late night TV> Pease Peese Pece.