"Shoo! Shoo! Skat!". Kage whacked the Neko princess with the broom. "Baaaaaaad lesbian! Our nekos are not plushies! Begone foul lust demon! Let our innocents be!".
Michiru hissed and scampered off down the street.

TNT strolled in. "Michi-chan again...?"
"...yep..." Kage sighed. "We're gonna have to board up that neko-flap till our own nekos are no longer in heat..."
TNT raised an eye brow. "That sounds suspiciously like work...".
"Well we can't get by on our dashing good looks forever..."

There was a 5 second fashion photo shoot to illustrate this point.

"Ok.." TNT conceeded. "Im head off to the garage for some nails and boards. See if you can pull a hammer or nailgun outta this!"
TNT tossed over a pair of black shades to Kage before opening the door to the hall.
Aria stood inflamed. "You put me in this story and I'll break you in 2" she quietly stated.
TNT slammed the door. "I think I'll take the window!"

Kage held the black shades carefully and pressed something on them.
The shades popped into a scythe. TNTs Swiss Army Scythe.
One of the symbols of being a Death's Kindred, those who are reincarnated with part of Deaths soul. TNT was just one of just over a dozen Death's Kindred on this world at this moment.
But while they all chose Scythes as there weapons, most have wildly different properties.
TNTs Swiss Army Scythe (the actual name was too awkward to spell or pronounce) was the last of its rather unpopular kind.
Everyone wanted scythes that controlled elements and chi and other cool stuff.
And as TNT slept in the first day, he was stuck with this.
But in the right imaginative hands, the Swiss Army Scythe could be deadly.
Not only had it throwing and returning powers that can exceed Thors Hammer itself, but it can also take the form of almost anything you could imagine.
And if TNT could figure out all the forms then he would technically be a demi-god.

The whole Death's Kindred thing kinda irritated Kage. After all his own training, TNT surpassed him by eons in power when he transformed.
Which was bizarre enough! The shoulder length blue hair, 5'7" bishonen that proved not all bishonen are gorgeous transformed into a 6'3', waist length jet black haired bishonen  that was so attractive, Kage didn't know any female OR male that didn't fancy him!!.
But TNT can only do it for a short time, and isn't allowed to use this ability to get him dates.
Kage begin twiddling with the scythe, which was unnaturally light and perfectly balanced.
Spork...no...
Can opener...naw...
That thing with the holes you get with bikes to tighten its bolts bar the fact it doesn't ever work...not today...
Soft, supple female breast...N-*
Kage looked at what had formed in his hand.
And slowly noticed the rather nubile female attacthed to the soft, supple breast, which, by the way, sat beside an equally soft, supple breast...But I digress...

Kage looked spellbound at her.
She wore a skin thight suit that seemed to not let a single particle of light escape. Thick grey hair down to the knees. Her skin was pale with a delicate softness but also belied amazing strength.
Her face was the same tone, but with grey markings on her cheeks and black slit marks over her eyes.
Kage drunk all this in and stared. Never had he seen a being like this before.

The amazing goth babe coughed for attention.
Kage continued to stare, enraptured, straining to hear her first words.
She coughed again.
Kage continued with the staring.
The figure looked down at her chest.
Kages eyes followed her look.
"Whoops...I beg your devine forgivness!". He removed his hand from her breast, with some effort I must say! It was clamped on tight!.
Then she parted her lips to speak.
Kage felt himself go weak at the knees at the sight of her black lips.
She spoke 2 words in a jaded tone but didn't hide the Steady but soft voice that had seen much evil but still had happiness in confidence.
Kage smiled dumbly.
She repeated herself with more assertion. This time Kage actually heard the words
"The other one...".

Kage looked down. His other hand had grabbed the sister of the first soft, supple object at some point.
He pulled to remove it. It wouldn't budge. He placed his first hand in her chest to help pull the claw off.
Once it finally *popped* away, it look like it was goonna be a tough job recovering from groping the girl within 0.001 seconds of first meeting.

TNT's fastest time was only 0.4 seconds.
And that was for a bunnii girl!

Kage searched for the words to apologise.
The woman looked him  up and down. "MASTER!!" she squelled in a rather un-gothy voice as she stared with big quivering eyes. She regained her composure and gothness before introducing herself.
"Raven is what I have been called for millenia".

The sword on Kages belt sprang skywards, smacking him in the nose, nessesitating Kage to fight it back down.
"Erm...Good tidings...What has brought you here..I forget my honor! My calling is -*"
"No need milord!" She got down on one knee in front of him and took his left hand in hers.
"Id recognise one of the great judges anywhere!". She rubbed her right cheek against his held hand.
"After so many centurys I am finally able to express my love to you!" she continued
She stood up before him, so close that the cold solitude of Kages soul was chased away by the warmt of her body.
She smiled sweetly, gently moving heer head closer. "Im am yours! Body, mind and soul, mighty Death's Kindred TNT..."

Before Kage could even begin to think of correcting her, their lips met. Ravens pushing her body against his chest. Kage felt all warmed and tingly and no longer alone..And he could easily kill and assume the identity of that guy in the garage.

Sadly that guy was no longer in the garage, but had just stepped in the door.
The boards and nails clattered to the floor.
Raven broke the kiss in shock. Kage wobbled slightly.

"WHO DARES INTERUPT US???!!!!!" Raven screamed.
"What?". TNT was lost.
Raven quickly charged a ball of dark energy and flung it at TNT.
Who casual knocked it away with his hand, blowing another in a long run of chunks in the wall.

Raven stepped in front of Kage. "Who are you to threaten The Dark Judge, TNT??!!!" she demanded.
"I am the Dark Judge TNT!" informed her. His usual Hentai-ness had been lost seeing the embrace.
"Liar!" Raven screamed and launced a barrage of energy balls in his direction.
They colided with a dark blue splash against an invisable bubble around TNT.

TNT grew up to the 6'3" embodiment of a Death's Kindred. "Wanna try that again?" He stated in his usual amazingly manly and attractive Death voice.
Kage stuck his tongue out as he felt sick at the whole handsomeness of him.
Ravens posture dropped. Not only was she faced with one of the most beautiful man in this time, but she instantly recognised the Dark Judge. 
She dropped heavily to her knees. "My Lord..f-f-forgive me..I've betrayed you...".
TNT flumped back to his old self. " 'Lord'? Who are you?".
"I am your companion, your teacher and your weapon! I am your scythe!"
TNT helped her up.
Kage was behind her, sick to the core with guilt.
"Why did you attack me then?". TNT was stunned into seriousness. His scythe had always been there for him, obviously alive, but for it to attack him...
"I assumed the wrong! Im not yet ready to re-enter my duty...I fell for another...My punishment is yet to be filled..."
The scythe clattered to the floor.

TNT glared at Kage. "What in goddess's name went on here??!!!!"
Kage tried to explain but doidn't know where to start. "I...You..Her...It...Me...Breast...".
"If you wanna animate objects to love you, animate your own stuff!". TNT picked up his scythe and began to storm off. Then stepped back to Kage "And give me my Glock 17 back!"
Kage gave back TNTs favourite weapon that he had loaned to Kage to shoot at the public services. "You going to express yourself on the firing range?...or..." Kage swallowed hard. "...or clear my dishonour with a single shell...?".
"No!" TNT grunted. "Im just worried you'll animate it if I leave it with you!"
TNT successfully stormed out.

Kage sighed and surveyed the damage. He hated dark energy! When the frequencies are close, it had a habit of causing...irregularities...
But what of Raven...

But how would Kage see her again...to apologise and sort everything out with her?
He was still short of breath after the whole expierence.
Typical that the one (of many) truly special female to him was in someway betrothed to TNT.
Kage began cleaning up..but his mind on Raven.

The door burst open as a young girl of 16-17 barged in. She was wearing a scuffed pair of jeans that looked a bit too big for her. She had a faded old T'shirt with an almost beyond recognition emblem. On her head was a pair of flight googgles on a leather flight cap. She had a pair of denim braces on, 1 fully on, the the other hung down her leg as its clip was broken.
She had a young, energetic face that suited the energetic body to a tee. Strands of blonde curls stuck out randomly from beneath the cap. She had thick unkempth blode curly hair down to her shoulder blades, over in was a bizarre silver ribbon looking object, its origin hidden beneath the cap but had 2 stiff, thin but 3" wide silver ribbon hanging down.

She looked to Kage like a girl that...someone had filled the entire Great Wall of China with thorn bushes, and dragged the girl by the leg all the way across it. And back! And the girl shouted gleefully "Again again!"...But then...Kage has too much time on his hands.

"Who may you be, disheveled maidan?" Kage asked.
The girl was panting with over excitment... "Wheres *hah hah* Wheres TNT *hah hah hah* old *hah* old boy *hah hah*"
"TNT!!" Kage called out looking towards the door TNT stormed out.
The giddy girl took off towards the door, tripped over some rubble, and fell heavily into Kages arms just as TNT entered.
"Any reason you wanted me to see this?" TNT fumed.
Kage held the grip in fear.
The girl struggled unsuccesfully. "Im the Tea Kake!!! Jolly grand ain't it. I was animated when-*"
She had a voice that while young, cute and high pitched, talked like she was a World War 1 or 2 pilot or officer.
TNT began laughing hysterically.
His battle aura flared up.
Kage began to try to defend himself. "It wasn't me! Im sorry! My beautiful looks are a curse!"
The girl, Tea Kake, the living embodiment of TNT's Pitcairn Autogyro looked insulted. "Steady on old chap! I don't like you baka!" she tried to shout at Kage over his nervous babbling.

TNT stopped laughing and swung out a massive meat cleaver. The blade 8' long, 5' wide.
Kage turned to Tea Kake. "Im sorry my loving mainden! Im honored by your affection! Meet me at my harem later!"
"Bloody foriegners!" she muttered! "You Jerrys should learn to speak the queens english!"
Kage took off with an especially insane TNT.

Aria wandered in. "Whatcya up ta?" she asked Kake
"Oh! Jolly fine to meet you old chum! Thats TNT mate! My aul sweet heart! But that dastardly foreigner Kage is damn well trying to break us up!"

Aria wandered out muttering bout how she only got 2 token lines. 



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Copyright me!

Notes :

Tea Kake isn't a japanese name!
Its pronounced Tea Cake
It comes from the Autogyros original story name, Tsume no Kaze
Which became TK
Then Tea Kake!

And to Michiru and Aria!
Sorry bout the crap parts!
It was almost an all Kage ep!!
Don't kill me
Please