Meanwhile... A dark menacing figure talks to his agent "WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!!!!" the ninja shouted "Look, Kage baby, menacing ninjas are out! Its the post EVA times" "Soooo...?" "People want more sympatethic characters, losers really" "But I worked with a loser for a year. Surely you can find me something" Kage begged. "Well...I've 3 openings...And don't call me Shirley" "Yes! Yes!" "Theres a part going as main-characters-generic-school-pal in the hentai series "When multi-tenticled-demons attack...and rape" "Keep going!" Kage growled. "Theres a part in Poke'mon-*..." "PERFECT!!!!!!". Kage did a little dance as a rat popped out of his shirt. "But it is as "Person in crowd who yells "Yeah!" " " the agent continued. Kage stopped dancing, the rat jumped out and ran across the floor. "It's a bit of step down, don't ya think?" Kage said. "Whats the third?" "Hmmm...This may be a good one...It's as an evil ninja who is after a pirate prince!" "Main villian?" Kage inquired. "Yep!" "That'll do fine! Whats the anime?" The agent adjusted his glasses as he looked at the name. " Some new anime called "Dashing Pirate Captain TNT" "
"...AND IF YOU DARE PUT YOUR HAND ON MY CHEST..." Lysandria continued to scream. She was holding TNT by the neck and shaking him violently. "But I didn't mean to. It was an accident!" TNT protested. "...I'LL RIP YOUR BA-*" Misty poked her head in the door. "Anyone for ice-cream?" "Me Me!" Aria giggled as she returned to her cute, demure form and let go of TNT's shirt before skipping out the door. TNT slid to his knees
After he'd readjusted his daft Earoll Flynn outfit he went back on deck. Ah, it was fine crew Nearly all the Eirtaku were there. Aria, Simon and Aidan. And Rory...Where ever he was He went below deck to get an ice-cream And he has'nt been seen yet TNT sighed. This must be the only Galleon ever to go out with just Ice-cream and pizza and ramen as it's food supply The 5 bombermen were scrubbing the decks.
The main mast wobbled agan, punctuated by Mihoshi's "Whaaaah!".
TNT could hear Kiyone screaming at her, along with Ryoko, Ayeka and
Washuu.
The EVA crowd were at the bow angst-ing.
The cast from $ilvermints were there TNT was strating to feel sorry for them They'd be unemployed for so long, they'd do anything for money
Well ok! It was'nt the greatest crew in the world But it was his crew His ship His Anime series TNT stood dramatically in the wind for a bit His long red headband flapped very well TNT threw on some sunglasses His love had suggested it so he'd give them a try
Simon walked up onto the bridge. "When does Rally arrive?" TNT snapped out of his moment. "Ermm...S-soon..." "Oh..." Simon walked off again
TNT sighed again. He was beginning to miss that stubborn ninja But he had new things to worry about
"Like what?" Aria asked between bites of her ice-cream. "WHAAA! Don't creep up on me like that!" TNT ordered. "And stop listening to the narrator!" Aria ignored him and continued. "Have you heard anything about this Villian?" "Not much...His meant to be this FF7 throw back! Real predictable. Wears the same thing all the time. Uses the same weapon all the times. And his meant to be a real skirt-..."
"...-chaser. And a total moron to boot!" Kage finished. "Hmmmm...Doesn't sound like much..." Matsura pondered. "How'd a guy like that get his own anime?" Kasumi asked. "Not sure...I haven't actually seen or met the guy, but thats what they all say about him!" Kage continued. Felicia burst in the door. "Kage! Gendos plotting again!" "Oh goddess!"
Kage came up on deck of the Japanese Junk. He was glad he got to keep the catgirls But Tracy, Kaji, Gendo and the old bloke were too annoying Not to mention the others... And this bloody junk was soooo slow! "Hey Ninja master lord thingy!" Kage called A different old man walked over to him. "Where would be the best place for our enemy to get information about the hidden land he wishes to get to?" Kage asked. "The old man rubbed his bald head. "Hmm...I'd say Isogela, an old hermit who lives just outside paris!"
"PARIS?" TNT spluttered. "Well yes..." Washuu continued. "He's some kind of beat-nick" "Well...Ok. CREW! Set the main sail! Baton down the hatches! We're off to Paris!" "Wheeeeeee!" all the girls coursed The main sail fell off into the water _again_. Again followed by "Whaaaah!" TNT started to well up Then a wave crashed over the deck, drenching him So Neko-chan bawled.
"Ieeeeee!!!" Shinji screamed. "No no no!!" Aidan shouted. "Its 'Arrrrrrr' " Shinji thoght for a few moments. "Eeeeeeee!" "*sigh*"
It was rather quiet onboard the Habiki Only 2 days away from France, they felt hopeful-ish
TNT paced the deck.
"LAND HO!!!" came a cry from the crows nest THe crew ran to the sides, but could see no land "LAND HO!!!!" Simon cried again "Where?" Aria called up. "I'm not sure...Thats why I'm trying to call it!"
Just beyond visual range was the Arashi stalked the galleon "A fight!" Matsura called out as all hell broke loose on the Habiki. "Kage said only to inform him of something unusual going on!" Kasumi shouted back. "Hey! Who are you?" A teen with a bad red headband and a jotter had apppeared...............
(("Crist its late! 3:30!!!! Its too late to write...I'll do a better one)) next time, ok!"
Kage leaned on the port railing and gazed out onto the horizon. They had cast off over three hours ago but they hadn't travelled that far. Eventually Felcicty noticed that we were still attached to the dock and then when the ropes were finally severed they were under way on a fantasic voyage.
" The perks of being in charge ", Kage muttered to himself. The 'crew' were carring out the various tasks which were necessary to keep the ship afloat. The catgirls were in the galley below getting started on the main meal. Matsura was elected look-out and was perched in the modified crow's nest ( at the start there wasn't a crow's nest but a few planks and a nail gun et vi�la )
Kage had given Gendo some play-maps and a packet of crayons and he was busy cackling and plotting. Kage had also appointed Kaji as Gendo baby-sitter and this also kept him from cracking onto the female crew members. Gendo had conscripted Tracy to keep records of his tactical genius and elaborate plans ".. but where can we get a 40' inflatable hamster, blast!.. an excellent scheme foiled by a rodent of artifical nature..." Kaji looked at Tracy and gave him the loopy-loop expression. Gendo Bwa ha ha'ed for a good hour after.
The junk cruised along carried by the weak breeze, the junk had been nicknamed 'Arashi' and no-one really cared that much to bother changing it.
Grandmaster had said that it would be best if our first port of call was Paris. Kage shrugged, he didn't really care where they went, he was just wondering if the junk could make it. Kasumi joined Kage on the port railing, " Daijobu desu ka Kage-kun? " " Yes Kasumi I'm alright, and yourself? " " As can be expected. The next time I see that Kaji he's going overboard! " Kage smiled, Kaji had already displayed his courtship dance to every female crew member and being rejected everytime. The catgirls didn't get what Kaji was trying to do and laughed at him, Kasumi just ignored him, Kiku lead him on and then dumped a bucket on his head and walked off with Kasumi laughing. Kage decided to keep Kaji out of the way for a while, he didn't want the crew killing each other this early in the story.
Kasumi gave Kage a gentle squeez on the shoulder and went into the galley to check on the catgirls. Kiku had a fishing rod and she was leaning on the railing at the aft of the junk, she gave Kage a wave and continued her fishing adventures. He checked the GPS device, it would be a while before this craft would make it's way to Paris. The Grandmaster had retired to his room to meditate, just as well really. Kage stood up tasting the salt in the sea breeze, < Who was this captain he had to defeat? > The description didn't reveal much, and since he was the villan primus he had the trouble of good winning over evil. He reached down for the familiar grip of his katana hilt.
" Looking for me? ", a female voice chirped. Kim stepped out onto the deck squinting in the bright sun. Kim had previously just been a katana but because of crossed wires and a little Amazon curse potion she had been brought to life, more strife to an already complicated scene. Kim walked up to Kage and linked his arm, " That Kaji is a strange one neh ", she thought out loud, " quite the clown! " Kage shook his head, " Kim-chan ( which he now had to call her ) pay no heed to Kaji and his comical advances " Kim cocked her head puzzled, " Advances!? " " It doesn't matter Kim-chan " " Hai ", she squeaked and wandered over to Kiku.
Kage continued his ponderment...