#### Another in the Team Ninja Series #### #### Deads for life! Not just for weekends #### ************************************************************************************************* "Im really _really_ sorry!" "Yeah...Sorry m'am, heres some money, and this watch...and some choclate!..." "...and heres a compenduim of my poems...on Tape!...Read by William Shatner!!" 2 figures slinked in the door, defeated and broken. "I really loved that watch..." TNT sobbed. "I'll miss it too..." Kage agreed. "Especially since IT WAS MY WATCH!!!!". "Details details..." TNT waved him off, and flopped into the nearest chair. Kage followed suit, but used the sofa. "We're finished..." TNT quietly stated. "We have been for a long time...Since...oh lets check the date...my! Where is my watch?" "Sarcasim doesn't suit you!" TNT growled. Kage continued to grin. TNT looked up at the ceiling. "What were we thinking?". Kage looked at the same spot. "It was your idea!" "Was it? I can't really remember..." "Sounded great on paper! Team Ninja. The evil duo to end all duo's!". "With a _really_ polite, honorable ninja...". TNT waved his arm towards Kage. "...And the chivalrous noble man!". Kage waved his arm back towards TNT. They both allowed themselves to laugh at the stupidity of the whole thing. "We couldn't even steal candy from a baby Ha ha ha ha ha!!" TNT laughed as he recalled the last few minutes. "*giggle* We could have *snort* if the mom wasn't their! He he he!!" Kage sat foward and stopped laughing. "*sigh* What do we do now?!" "Unemployed villians...not a great CV!" "Yeah...not even good villians at that..." "We had a good try when we first started...Remember that Princess we were suppoesed to kidnap?" Kage turned a little red. "Oh come on! I make ONE li'l mistake...!" "YOU CHOPPED HER HEAD OFF!" TNT shouthed. Neither of them were too happy about that whole plan. It was a fine plan. TNT would make a full frontal attack on the castle. To draw attention away from Kage sneaking in the back. Sadly Kage met more resistance then her expected. And during the melee, the 8 year old princess got decapitated by a stray swing. "Well...Theres only one thing left for me to do!" TNT stood up dramatically. "Dance?" Kage inquired. "Nope! I'm going for a bath!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" TNT sighed as he let himself soak.he thought. A sinister voice came out of no-where. "~YOUUU!~". TNT looked around. There was no-one else around. "~YOU...~" the voice repeated. "I'll be out in 5 minutes he shouted at the door. Suddenly a beam of light burst out of the water at the foot at the bath tub, between his legs. Then it dissapeaed, instead replaced with the slowly rising head of a pale young girl with dead looking hair which didn't appear wet. "~YOU KILLED ME...~" she continued till she had risen totally out of the bath and was hovering about 12 inches over the water. TNT's dynamic response was "*whimper*". The girl pointed at TNT. "~YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING ME...~". TNT began to sob lightly. "Wait!" the girl chirped in a kawaii voice. "Your not him! Awfully sorry about this! Is there a 'Kage' living here?". "Yeah!" TNT responded in a calm voice. "I'll just get him!" "KAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed in pure terror. Kage strolled in. "What?! Im NOT rubbing your back!!". TNT idicated to the floating dead girl. "She wanted to see you...". "Erm...Oyasumi..." Kage said while reaching for Kims hilt. Sadly Kim-chan was in the sitting room watching Sailor Moon. "Your Kage right?" the girl asked. "No...It pronounched Kage!". "LOOK!" TNT interjected "If the demoness wants to call you Kage, then your Kage!". "Its the principal of the thing!" Kage...I mean Kage argued. "You killed me!" the girl chirped. "Sorry...Let me try that again... you... YOU... {YOU}... @YOU@ ...#YOU#...~YOU~...Thats it! ~YOU KILLED ME...~". "Did I...?" Kage thought deeply...well...as deeply as he couldabout matters not concerning weapons or girls. "Erm...Im awfully sorry...Hope it wasn't any inconvinence". "Oh thats ok!" The girl replied. "WAIT!! IT IS A PROBLEM! Im the princess you killed when-*" TNT interupted "Oh yeah...We were just filling the audience in just 10 minutes ago!" "Oh...ok...Thank you ^_^ " she said to TNT. Then turned to Kage. "~AND NOW MY VENGENCE IS AT HAND!!~". "Is this going to be messy? I just washed!" TNT asked. "Erm..." the girl replied. "I don't know...I never thought about what my vengence would be...Ah ha!" She floated down will her feet touched the water. "~TAKE THIS!!!!!~". She kicked some water at Kage. "And this! And this!". She continued her furious assualt till Kage was soaked. Kage looked like a drowned rat "Erm...Has that satisfyed your vengence?" "No! �_�" she sulked. "I will haunt you till the end of your days!" The girl floated back down through the water, between TNT's legs. Her head stopped with just hewr hair sticking out, facing TNT. The floated her head back up. "Nice! she grinned at TNT, then dissapeared. TNT sighed. "I can't believe you! Shes only 8!!! Does all your female characters need to be pervs?!". "Age is no excuse!"