Ninja-Genesis-Eirtaku-Jelly-One    Part1

“Ok people! Get ready for the next scene!” Felicia called out.
“Hold on! Hold on! I’m not finished writing!” Kage called out from his den of papers. “5 more minutes and I’ll have this scene written!”

Misty threw her eyes up to heaven. “For goddess sake! We never had this problem with TNT! And I miss all the lovely, nude, female flesh that always starred in his stories!  ^_^  “.
“Erm…Miss Brown…” a young girl with strange red hair walked over to her. “When your talking you should distinguish yourself as Misty BROWN so there’s less confusion!”
“*sigh*…Ok…But could you tell me something? Why do shorts that tight need braces?” Misty Brown asked.
“Actually they don’t. But they exaggerate my breast size!” Misty answered, puffing out her chest.
“That’s exaggerated???!!!!!!! Are you taking any masculine hormones?”

“Ok, ok ! got it!” Kage called out.
“Doki doki!” Francine called out.
Kage was starting to worry. All the female characters where acting sex crazy…Like in a TNT story…
“Anyway…” he called out. “First Mihoshi will order the EVAs out-*”
“Why Mihoshi?” Gendo inquired.
“Cos she…Wait! You’re the mad scientist! Sorry…You order the EVA’s out…doesn’t matter…” Kage replied.
“We prefer to be called ‘Smart people with a lack of proper moral boundaries’ “ Gendo muttered.

“Why’s my hair blonde?” Kiku asked.
“Huh?” Kage looked up from the pile of papers he was kneeling in. They came up to his waist. Tons of portraits of Misty, Rei, Sakura, Pai and the rest of his harem. Many of the others were scripts that had just been finished. “Erm…Wasn’t it always blonde…?”
Kiku grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and pulled him up. “Look buster! I started with red hair! Then I got pigtails! Then it went green! And now its blonde! Why?”
“Erm…It started red…? Ok! Red it is!”
“Can I keep the pigtails?” Kiku sweet talked.
“Aren’t you bald? Doesn’t matter! Gotta write them all!”. Kage knelt down and continued scribbling. “Oh! Before you go! Is Matsura a boy or a captive killer whale? Actually…keep it green…I’ve a cunning plot twist!”

Kanuka turned to where Naratima was laying back in her chair. “What are we doing in this now?”.
“Hmmm…? Well…There’s not much we can do without putting in spoilers of my brother, Ruby…”. She took another swig from her can of Lilt.
“Ahh…” Kanuka replied. After some quiet contemplation she stated. “Ruby is so fun and fruity! Ruby is a manly man!”.
Naratima looked into her Lilt can. “Dude…Mine must be busted…”

Suddenly the entire set was swamped in slow-motion as a figure strolled in through the side door, bathing the room with a sharp shaft of light which failed to identify the intruder. All that could be seen was the silhouette of their long coat flapping dramatically in the breeze.
Along with 5 small figures in their own coats.

The figure came to a stop just in front of Kage’s work space.
He then proceeded to pull off his dramatic shades and flick his dark blue hair off his face. “So Kage…We finally meet…again…”.
“I thought I had gotten rid of you for good the last time!” Kage darkly responded.
“Now now…” the figure stated. “…is that anyway to greet an old friend…I’ve returned to reclaim what’s rightfully mine!”
“What?” Kage growled.
“My story Baka!” TNT shouted, ruining the cool atmosphere. “Me and my bombermen are back in control now! El presidentè’s orders!”.
“What??!!!”. Kage nearly facefaulted.
“Yep! Seems that he prefers my style!”
“Borderline my ass…” Kage muttered bitterly.

“Ok ladies! I’m back now! Prepare for the next scene! Lights Cameras Hot-girl-On-Girl-Action!” 





NINJA GENESIS EIRTAKU-JELLY 1 2 3
THOSE OBNOXIOUS NINJA

WHEN LOVE FALLS IN YOUR LAP

Written by the illustrious TNT
The copyright of most these characters are from soooo many different sources I doubt I could list them!


Two shadowy figures leapt silently from roof top to roof top in the dead of night, till they settled at one particular house.
And began arguing.

“This isn’t gonna work you know…” the lead figure said, wearing a black outfit that looked a bit Village People-meets Darth Vader.
The other figure, dressed in red and black snapped back at him. “Well why did you agree to help me baka?!”.
“I can never miss out on a good sneak! But why are you wearing that outfit?” Kage asked.
“If you can dress up as a FINAL FANTASY 7 bishonen, so can I, Sephiroth jnr!” TNT rasped
“Heh heh…” Kage replied sarcastically. “Your one to judge ‘Vince’ And dying your hair black like him was going a bit far! I can hardly recognize you! “.

“Look!” TNT hissed. “Are you going to help me sneak these choccys and roses into Kiku's bed or not?”.
“Yeah yeah…You know I’m not one to break the bond of my word…But do you stalk all your girlfriends? I mean using her number to track her down…It can’t be honorable?”. Kage said uncertainly.
“It ain’t stalking! Its…er…I’m just a romantic!” TNT defended himself, holding up the MILK TRAY to illustrate his point.
“And all that hi-tech surveillance equipment pointed at Mihoshi’s and Kiyones house?” Kage smirked.
“Erm…I’m a hopeless romantic! (?)”
“Hopeless something anyway…” Kage muttered.

“If it wasn’t for your bickering, we’d have gotten here in time to see Kiku and Kasumi undress!” TNT rasped.
“Hentai!” Kage hissed and kicked TNT in the shin.
Causing him to lose balance.
And fall gracefully through the roof.

*CRASH*
Kasumi shot up in her bed.
Only to find a dashing figure sitting on her lap, brushing off the debris caught in his raven hair.
“W-Who are you?”
The figure said nothing, just jumped out the window into the trees.
Kasumi prepared to hop out of bed and follow him, but then the chocolates and roses on the foot of her bed distracted her.

The card that had fallen off during fall continued to flutter harmlessly over the city, never to be seen again.

“F-for me?” Kasumi stuttered. “Who was that masked man? Have I truly found love...? One who will fight for me, no matter my gift...?".
She blushed BIG time!
And the table lamp bulb exploded.
“Brave soul…” She muttered, before going back to sleep, clutching the roses.

Outside the breeze whispered “Help me! I’m stuck in this tree and badly in need of medical assistance!”

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“Why are you in such a good mood?” Kiku asked the rather cheerful Kasumi who was stretching in her nightshirt as she strolled into the kitchen for breakfast.
“Oh…No reason..” she purred unconvincingly. 
Kasumi knelt down at the table and began filling her bowl with cereal.
“Uh oh…” Kiku stated, recognizing the blush on Kasumi’s face. “Your not thinking about a boy again!”.
“Whu? No! No, of course not!” she denied it franticly.
The kitchen bulb burst.
“*sigh* I can’t hide any emotions anymore…” Kasumi shrugged.
Matsura chirped in “Wait…But you can’t have a normal relationship cos you’re a M-* …”.
*KRISH*
He was interrupted as Black Ops burst through the window, stuffed Matsura in a sack, and left. Then returning to replace the window like nothing happened.
Everyone was pretty shocked.
Sadly Yuki was the first to say out loud “Did that happen cos he was about to mention the fact that Kasumi is a M-*”
*KRISH*
Black ops stuffed her into another sack and left. Replacing the window with double glazing this time, as they where there.

The others decided to leave that subject.

“So Kiku…” Kasumi inquired. “Whats up between you  and TNT?”
“Oh…Dunno really…You know what Kage’s told us about him over the years! And Im not sure theres enough smarts there to fill a Marvel Superheroine costume…But hes just…kinda…you know…like…’snuggly’!”
“ ‘Snuggly’? “ Kasumi responded over her tea.
Kiku just shrugged while sipping some hot choclate.
“Your not really into dating much, are you?” Taki cautiously asked, as one of the last remaning ninjas. “But I always thought you and Matsura would get together!”.
“Nah…” Kiku brushed off the idea. “We’re just friends…After my first love, no other has stood up to the height of ecstacy I reached then…”.
Kasumi threw her eyes up to heaven. “Please don’t tell the “carry-on baggage”  story again!”.
Kiku, ignoring this, started the flashback “It was on our last mission together, before Kage was to leave the clan…”.
The scene began shimmering out.

“I already heard this so Im off to the shops” Kasumi sulked.

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What came next was a truly beautiful story about nervous youths, coming of age, love, sex,The beauty of spring, the horrors of war, the scapel like pain of loss, why toast lands butter-side down and the terrible way humanity can’t accept nercophilia as a form of love.

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“…wow” was all Taki could say. “I don’t know whether to smile, cry or vomit…”
“So as you can see…Any man who wants my heart must  truly be the ultimate man among men!” Kiku stated.

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TNT stepped tearfully out of the bathroom. “Kage…*sniff*…I got a q-tip stuck up my nose again and it hurts…*sniff*”
“Oh for goddess sake! Not again!” Kage exasperated, not turning his head from the TV and looking at the distraught TNT. “Im throwing those box of q-tips out tomorrow!” He turned to reveal a q-tip stuck up his own nose. “Ok…On count of 3 we both pull!”

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Kiku and Kasumi shuddered for no dicernable reason.