ITS ALL BEHIND YOU

[Just taking a break from the fic with a V small bit of Team Ninja]

"Do you want curry on ur dinner?". TNT's voice wafted from the kitchen.
Kage was lounging on the sofa watching TV. "Is it not ice-cream you are creating?".
"Yeah, why?"
Kage stuck his toungue out as his stomach churned with disgust. "No! Course not you sicko!"
*poof*
A cloud of curry powder drifted depressingly partially into Kages view.

There was no door left in the kitchen, but you couldnt see the counter from the sofa, unless the little serving window was open, which it was not.
So the baka was free to cook how he wished.
Kage prayed his Eraser gun would arrive soon.

The door bell played a Daytona jingle, interrupting his train of thought.
"You get that?" TNT asked.
"*pfffft*! And arise from my rear? Loki is playing with your mind again!" Kage snorted.

The doorbell rang again.
And again.
And then repeatedly and impatiently.

"Kage!!" TNT shouted.
"Do not fret! They'll either go away or die! But there is no way on the moons glow I am vacating this sofa!". He watched TV with a determined laziness.

Then he's head perked up. What was that? Was it...?
There was stirring coming from TNTs old room.
The same room that now contained the dark mistress of the night, Raven.

Kage scrambled to get up, tossing food and drink and magazines into the air as he hurled himself towards the door and flung it open.
The ringing abrubtly stopped.

Kages head stared at the part of the roof that shared Ravens floor.
The inaudable noise to other ears of Raven getting back into bed was a huge relief to the ninja.
With a heavy sigh of relief, he finally turned to the visitor.
And found himself facing a pair of rather fine breasts. He quickly(ish) craned his head up to the visitors face.

"eep"

The image that greeted him wasnt all that unworrying.
It was a werewolf.
A massive 6'5" beast with short white hair all its figure and a crown of 3' long white hair on her head lying along its back.The white tail was equally impressive at over 4'.
The muscle tone was clear under the fine fur. But it kept its feminity with a vengence, looking like a superb female athlete then a hideous body builder.
But no female athlete was 6'5" so the perfect proportions still screamed strength.
Kage had NO doubt in his mind this creature could rip a bus apart in an instant, let alone his meager frame.
Yep...What he had here was an unstoppable killing machine, who was quite the beauty too.
Certainly not what you expect to see at your door at dinner time.
And especcially not to use the doorbell and wait till you answer it to kill you and everyone you hold dear.

Kage was sudenly rather shocked at the fact he was still alive.
Checked again to be sure.
Nope, he was alive and unhurt.
All the creature seemed to be doing is clumsily unfolding a small piece of paper not suited to her powerful hands.
She quietly read the piece of paper before finally speaking.
"Habiki?"
The voice shattered Kage to the core. It was hugely powerful and dominating.
The kinda voice that if she said 'Chew off your own leg' you'd ask if 1 was enough.

Kage tried to recollect himself so she wouldnt have to repeat herself.
"N-n-no...". He pointed to himself. "Dokushijin. Habiki is in the kitchen. I'll just get him!".
Kage was about to flee shrieking like a little schoolgirl on fire, as is the ninja code in these situations, but a restraining hand from the creature held his shoulder in place.
He considered chewing it off to escape but decided to see how far this was gonna go. 
"I'll just call him then?" Kage asked.
The creature gave a will-crushing nod.
"Oh TNT...Its for you" he called out as calmly as he could facing his own hideous demise.

"Who is it?" TNT Kitsune Habiki replied, still out of view.
"A giant killing machine!"
The giant killing machine gave a small cringe.
There was a long pause from the kitchen.

Finally
"Anything we know?"
"Nope! A new 1"
The creature breathed her name to Kage, but in a softer tone.
"It says its called Jianne" he informed the still absent TNT.

Another pause.
"Jianne...Is it a female?" came the big TNT question.
"Very much so!" Kage replied to the standard TNT inquirys.
"Babe?"
"Hoo Yeah!...I mean I wouldnt know about that sorta thing!"

The sound of TNT quickly dusting the curry powder off, fixing his hair and outfit, and throwing the pink frilly apron on the table eminated from the kitchen.
Quickly followed by a dashing TNT.
[Thats in running, but if u wanna think of him in the handsome sense, who am I to stop you]

He skidded in front of the door to be at Kages side.
"Whoa!". TNTs brain drank in the whole dominating yummyness of the creature.
Then came the registering of the whole killing machine thing. "Yee..".

"You Habiki?" came the same voice that captured Kage.
But TNTs cowardice was a much more advanced version then Kages.
Under the weight of the werewolfs glare all he could do was panicly shake his head.
Meanwhile Kage was rapidly nodding and pointing towards TNT.

This was it for Jiannes paitence. She grabbed the infuriating, cowardly pair by the necks and lifted them both off the ground. "One of you had better be Habiki, cos if I've learnt I made this trip for nothing, someones gonna be missing their lower torso". She glared at each in turn.

The duo did what they always did in these situations with well rehersed skill.
They pointed to the other in a 'He did it! Kill him, not me!'-fashion.

Jianne tightened her grip on their troats.
"Him! He's Habiki! Him him!" gasped Kage.
TNT shook his head. "No! Him!".

"Its the one with the blue hair..." came a jaded and spitful voice behind them.
TNT and Kage craned there necks to find the source. But both easily recognised it as Raven.

A beautiful woman with long, thick black hair, dark eyes and lily white skin sat at the top of the stairs. Her black wings folded.
On her perfect figure she wore a black bodysuit of the finest leather and heavy black boots. Covered in with a pink cotton nightgown.
A box of popcorn sat on her lap and she held a cheap fast food cup filled with chocolate milkshake with a plastic top and straw.
She was enjoying all the mortal activities.

"The idiot with the goggles..." she added. Her voice took care to specify which idiot.
Raven took a tug from her milkshake. Things where gonna get reeeeeeeal good.

Jianne looked carefully at the demon on the stairs with the pink nightie. Then at the 2 squirming morons in her hands.
She tossed Kage back lightly, sending him stubbling into the bottom of the stairs.
Lifting TNT a bit higher Jianne leared into TNT quivering eyes. "Habiki".
He unwillingly gave a small nod.
"TNT Kitsune Habiki"
Another small nod, more noticeably this time.

"Bye bye TNT" Raven chirped.
"I'll take care of Genda for you!" Kage added indicating to TNTs lucious TV. "Hes good eating!" he informed the werewolf.
Kim, Kages animated blade, happened to be wandering by. "Try around the thighs!" she advised.

The killing machine smiled.
She stepped inside and closed the door behind her.

TNT whimpered slightly and silently said goodbye to his head.
But strangly, once again, the end didnt come for our intrepid hero.
Instead he found himself being gently lowered back to the ground.
The killing machine then proceeded to dust him off and fix his collar then finished with a friendly pat on his head.

All where understandably confused.
Raven was also dissapointed and felt rather cheated.

The beast pulled out a small card from somewhere. The smile was still there but now that she wasnt trottling TNT, it seemed much more friendly. "Im from FOXFIRE" she explained showing the card which stated such.
"The organisation for the regulation of canine souls..." Raven explained between sulkily stuffing her face with popcorn. She'd been robbed TNTs gruesome death for another night.

Jianne nodded to Raven in gratitude. "And as you know, due to a huge clerical mix up, we've all just found out TNTs a fox." 
[as in the animal! But once again, if you wanna see it that way, go ahead]
"Well..." she continued. "I've been sent to teach him in the canine ways."
"...doggy style..." TNT idily thought outloud.
Which earnt him a pen thrown against the back of his skull from Kage.
"So we'll begin straight away" Jianne decided. "I'll need a place to sleep here!"
"Wait? What? Dont I get a say in any of this?" TNT spluttered.

"Oh, that reminds me!". Jianne pulled a aerosol can from somewhere and shook it.
"What the..." is all TNT got out before...
*Pffffffffffff-fffffffffffffffffffffffffffft*

TNT coughed violently and desperetly shoo-ed the cloud of purple smoke away after the creature had drowned him in the aerosols spray.
When the cloud lifted...

Kages face held a puzzled and surprised expression.
Raven began laughing hysterically, tossing half chewed popcorn down the stairs.

"There" Jianne stated. "Muuuuch better!".
TNT hadnt a clue what was up with everyone.
He examined his arms and head. Nothing unusual.
He did a full systems check. All seemed fine.
TNT crossed his arms worriedly, shifted his weight onto his right leg, cocked his head in an impatient manner and swayed his tail toughtfully.
...
Wait...Thats not right.
Arms...fine!
Legs...ok!
Head...As empty as ever!
Tail...no probs with it.
TNTs brain was definatly trying to tell his something was a miss...

Finally TNTs train of thought ran him over.
He jumped and despertly chashed his tail in a rather embarrishing fashion.
He caught it and tried to rationalise the situation.
Here he was, holding the end of his tail.
A bushy blue (same as his hair) tail with a white tip.

"None of the girls I bring to the HQ ever use strange life changing concoctions" Kage calmly mentioned.
"What about how Raven turned my sock drawer into a dimensional netherworld"
"That wasnt Raven, thats was rather poor hygine practices on your behalf" Kage answered. "Cute tail!"
TNT snarled.
Raven continued her hysterics, but accompanied by a few coughs to clear the last of the popcorn.

He turned to Jianne "Erm..Excuse me but...What?"
She smiled rather sweetly at him. "You know...with a tail you actually look rather nice"
"Er..Thanks...?"
"All cute and small! I think Im gonna like 'teaching' you...". Her smile shifted slightly.
TNT was rather over whelmed. "I mean..is this permanent and OW! Owie owie owie"

Jianne had given TNT a pat on the behind.
Well a pat in her terms. Her massive strength sent TNT hopping a couple of steps holding his bruised rear.
Raven was desperetly trying to breathe between the laughs and coughs.
"Mmmmmm" Jianne almost purred. "I like em all soft and defenceless!" Her smiled finished its shift from sweet to lust.
"eep". TNT fled.
"Come back my wil Froo Froo" The giant killing machine cried, taking pursuit.

Kage sighed, wondering where they'd find the room for her.
Then proceeded up the stairs to perform the hiemlich on the now violently choking demon.