Airships, Princess's and Barbecue Chicken By a still bitter TNT The sunlight gleamed into the remains of The Ninja HQ Suburban HQ. Most the walls and the entire roof was gone. The once proud giant "N" flag lay broken in the living room after falling through the roof. Their where a bunch of Kobuns working constantly at trying to keep the place from falling apart but it was a losing battle with the natural wear and tear of the occupants lifestyles. TNT sung a happy lil Belldandy song while he cooked in his "Kiss the Glock" pink frilly apron. "How much longer???!!!!" shouted an impatient Aidan. He was just one of the many guests around the stapled together table. There was Kage, Aidan, Simon, Rory, Barry, Lynn, Aria, Michiru, Seri, Beena and Shelly. Most the Kobuns, nekos and bombermen where outside swarming around the still not fully modified The Saving Grace. The Saving Grace was the same class of airship as the FF7's Highwind, but it was in the process of being armed to the teeth. " o/" Finished o/" " TNT sang. He wandered round the huge table putting the lovingly cooked Barbecue Chicken in front of the entire group while talking. "Im sorry about yesterday! I now realise my place and have come crawling back on my knees like a wikkle guard dog" TNT Belldandied. "Oh no TNT!" Aria reassured him. "Your not a guard dog! Your too weak and pathetic and stupid! Your more a fluffy tiny useless dog!" "Like the ones rich women keep around for no reason!" Beena explained. "I'll drink to that!" Shelley toasted. Everyone *clank*ed their glasses together. "Yes! Your so right! All of you!". TNT had achieved a Kasumi Tendo-like Zen level. "Keep this up...and we may keep you on now that we've a new, improved version of you!" Simon slapped the back of Barry proudly. Kage couldn't help not get involved in a good aul TNT bashing. "And your idea to go off across the world to save the nekos! Laughable!" "And soon they'll be enslaved into bad porno and crappy slut driven TV shows!" Simon added. Everyone *clank*ed their glasses in a toast again. Kage smirked while swirling his Coke in his Brandy goblet. "You should have known my selfish, rude, inconsiderate ways would win out!" "And don't think I haven't noticed that Kage!" Aria smiled lustfully at Kage. Aidan eyed TNT with interest. Usually just half on any of these sentences would cause a huge Royal Rumble, but TNT just kept smiling. One half of Aidan wanted to mistrust TNT...But the other half asked. "Alright everyone! o/" Eat up! o/" " TNT thrilled. The entire pack ripped into TNT's gorgeously cooked food. TNT stood looking over them motherly. "Shouldn't we wait for my Harem?" Aria asked. "Oh no..." TNT assured her. "Im sure they'll be in in a second! ^_^ " A refrigerated truck continued its way from Tokyo to France with the banging on the walls and pleas to be let out getting softer and softer. Lynn looked outside with curiosity between bites. "What going on outside?" "Oh that...The Kobuns, Nekos and Bombermen are disassembling The Saving Grace! ^_^ " TNT continued the reassuring tone. "Sure...They look like their getting ready for a speedy take off..." Rory joined the inquiry. "Oh my...Im sure your mistaken ^_^ ". "Fantastic!" Aidan praised over the already bare bones. "Oh yes!" Seri agreed. "But...what was that flavor?" The whole table all began wondering what was that curious taste beside the spices. "Its like...hard to describe..." Barry pondered. "Its...Its... tranquilizer-ly...!" Kage exclaimed! before his head fell heavily onto the plate. "Thats it exactly!" Michiru agreed, before following in suit, departing the land of the conscious. The whole table muttered "Of course", "How obvious" and "Silly me!", before their own heads clattered against the plates. TNT's cheery smile splintered to an insane grin. "MWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!" Kobuns began dragging all the "guests" out to The Saving Grace. By the time Duo had dragged the miserable broody bunch to the house it was too late The Airship carrying them all along with the Nekos, Bombermen, most the Kobuns (Bar the ones left behind to repair the house), Kage's Harem and any bored anime character that was nearby, far into the blue sky well out of sight. ******************************* Tip of The Day NEVER under estimate a Kitsune!