Hello Ladies, Gentleman and Phil! Whats happening.. That was a rhetorical question, i don't really care. That was a really bad attempt at a joke, i think im losing my ability to write funny stuff i mean Mac can make a better joke then that and he is as funny as a Brickwall ah well. Anyways following the ever so popular How To Posts we are following the How to become a pimp and a How to become a pooter posts with a How to become a GangstaH like all the boys from William Clark and Gilroy Post here it is!
Ok, so you want to be GangstaH! Well your in the right place. First of all you need to look the part! Now GangstaHs don't dress well. They seem to be blind to the sizes of clothes so try to avoid anything smaller than 4XL and anything that Phil wears. After you have gone to the fakest clothes store you can find at Parklea and bought your clothes you need to make friends who will become your Cluiqe *Pronounced Click* Fuck i sound like a dictionary. Anyways the best way to form your new friendship with people is to walk onto the platform at Parra Station and drop a 1 Doller Coin soon you will be atractting FOB's like a Australian Passport!
Now you must devlop your Gangstah Sense of Humor! You must practise witty remarks such as lets say you are standing on the platform at Cabramatta Station and you see on the chair that it sais Cabramatta you must say "Why do they need to tell us we r in Cabramatta when the guy next to me is trying to sell me 1 Doller Batteries". However you must never smile, or laugh at anything. EVEN if you see Phil's mum you must not laugh, even though she is "different" to the rest of us. Now that you look and Act like a gangstaH you must get a "ride" typical GangstaH cars are Hyundia Excels and Holden Barina's HOWEVER you may drive a bus if you have enough Bee-Atchs and Boys to fill it... that's called mad GangstaHin. By the way No phil your boys don't count because they are gay.
Moving on, now that you look, act and roll like a gangstaH you must learn the gangstaH waLk! the best way to learn this is that you must waLk like there is turd between your legs and it is going to hit your thighs any minute! Also another technique is to walk like your pants are going to fall down at any second. Now my friend you are GangstaH! Congrats, to celebrate i suggest we do a Drive-By on William Clarke they are the boys who wish they were Peter Pan so they could llive on a remote island full of other boys.
Now if we live in a age where Rove can be considerd funny, Shannon Knoll can have a career in music and people will actully read the shit i write then I am CONVINCED that anyone can become gangstaH! until next time my friends keep it GangstaH.
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