ATE MY BALLS!!!!!!

Welcome to Comiskey Park, the site of where the Chicago White Sox will take on the Minnesota Twins!!!

PLAY BALL!

"Nahh, I'll rather eat balls than play with them!"

"Now up to bat, Torii Hunter!!!"

"Come here, I'm going to get your balls, Torii!!!!!"

"Oh shit, I better get away from this sick fuck!"

"Balk! Yer out!"

"I'm not going to stick around here and get my balls eaten by these guys!!!"

"Balk, Yer outta here! 2 outs! Let's play ball, not eat them, folks!"

"Forget this, I'll rather have our side retired than to have these maniacs try to eat our balls! I'm runnin' away too!"

"You're outta here!, Change Sides!"

"Heheheh! Are you sure, esse', you want to use our cajones as comida!?"

"Bring it on! In fact, you can try to eat my balls right now!"

"Sorry, esse, I throw cajones, I don't eat them!"

"You think you could stop us? I'm going to call all the other thuggish Chicago athletes! Bring in Charles Tillman!"

"Oh yeah, esse!? Bring in Matt Johnson, Kevin Williams and Latrell Sprewell!"

"Don't make me choke 'yo ass! I can't be feedin' my family in jail!"

'People outside of Saint Paul don't know I exist!"

"Tillman, don't make me put yo' ass back where it belongs, on a last place team!"

After faced with that prospect, the Chicago players decided to surrender

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