mrrmaid2: fell
mrrmaid2: (I am lauging really hard right now)
bsmoley1: um.
bsmoley1: The end
mrrmaid2: no, I am sorry . that was just funny.
bsmoley1: okay, take it t!...
mrrmaid2: stumbled into the brush. It was dark under the leaves from the trees and it took her eyes several seconds to adjust. She called out to Tennyson and heard an intent sigh that she knew belonged to the
dog. She spotted Tenny about 20 yards away intently staring up at a very tall tree.
mrrmaid2: ....
bsmoley1: As Tara got to her feet she walked over to Tennyson, rubbing her legs and arms as she went, removing the small burs and clingy seeds that stuck to her when she fell. As she got to Tennyson, she looked up into the tree that the dog couldn't seem to stop staring at. As her eyes followed the tall bumpy trunk, and readjusted to the spots of sunlight breaking through the canopy, she made out what looked like a
small spaceship, stuck in the branches. Just then, from behind her...
mrrmaid2: She heard giggles and a soft rustling. She turned abruptly, thinking maybe it was a neighborhood child that had placed a toy in the tree as a joke. There was no one there. It was errie how alone she felt. Tennyson looked at her as if to ask what it was? She shrugged and looked back up at the shinning saucer in the tree.
bsmoley1: Being an expert mountaineer, Tara decided that it would be an easy task to quickly shimmy up the tree and investigate. She does go to the gym, after all. Grabbing the nearest, stable-looking bump, Tara
began her climb. Tennyson bark her concern, but Tara assured her it would be okay with a "SHUT UP YOU DOG! I KISS YOUR BUTT WITH MY FIST!!!" Tara was drunk...again.
mrrmaid2: She made it about a foot off the ground and remembered her paralyzing fear of heights. She clung to the tree for dear life and started to pray. She could not move she was hugging the tree and
looking like a complete moron. Tennyson laughed and then realized how sad it really was and decided to just lay down and put her paws over her head. "Help, " Tara squeaked.
bsmoley1: All of a sudden, a tiny man-like dude with a Hawaiian shirt and a pipe walked down the tree, perpendicular to the trunk as if gravity wasn't something he normally bothered paying much attention to.
He was blue, same as the crystal summer sky, no taller than a Starwars Action Figure, and blinked 2 pink eyes at Tara. "Need some help there lady?"...
mrrmaid2: "Well, I have an alcohol problem, an addiction to junk food, a bit of a paranoia complex and I hate my job, but right now I just need some coaching to get down this tree," she replied shakily
bsmoley1: "Oh, no problem" he replied. He raised his hand over his head and said "schmoopies." As he did, Tara flew off the tree and into the air! She wizzed and whirred around the woods and landed gently next to a barking, not to mention confused, Tennyson. "hey, now I need your help. I crashed here and my dog jumped out. Have you seen him? He giggles alot."
mrrmaid2: Tara dusted herself off and stood up. "I heard a little giggle a few minutes ago coming from over there," she pointed a cluster of trees and shrubs behind them. The little fellow jumped on
Tennyson�s back and the three of them approached the brush. "What does your dog look like?" Tara asked.
mrrmaid2: "Oh," said the man, "he is about 7 inches tall. he has silver fur and a red nose. He is a scamp sometimes, but I love him."
bsmoley1: The 3 of them trecked off into the woods looking for the dog, whom the little space man explained was named James. "JAMES!" the 3 of them called until they got to a stream. There, on the banks of the tiny stream sat James. upon seeing the man James sprung to his feet and yelled YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!!! The tiny man leaped from Tennyson and pulled out an intergalactic laser blaster!!!...
mrrmaid2: "OH MY" screamed Tara, she grabbed the little man by the back of his shirt, and plied the blaster from his tiny fingers. Tennyson grabbed James by his back in her teeth. "What is going on here?" Tara asked of both of them. She had tied them with vines and blades of grass after frisking them both for weapons or transmitters. I don't understand. You cannot come here to my neighborhood and shoot each
other. I am not an expert, but I am taking conflict resolution class, so why don't we try to talk it out. Why were you trying to shoot James?" Sshe asked the blue fellow.
mrrmaid2: w.
bsmoley1: "He's a fugitive from justice!" the blue guy shouted. "He ate a man's kids and then pushed an old lady up some stairs! And that was just Tuesday!" "YOU LIAR!" replied James, "It was on Wednesday!" Tennyson, hearing enough of this crap walked over and peed on them. Tara laughed and did that mruuhurrhuhuuuh thing she does.
mrrmaid2: "well, here you just can't go around killing people." Tara said laughing with Tennyson over the reference to Tenny's mom's favorite movie. "James, did you really do these things that the blue
dude accuses you of? ? " James looked at Tara and made a puppy dog face.
bsmoley1: "yes."
mrrmaid2: "why did you do that?" Tara asked softly.
bsmoley1: "Eh. I have no moral values." James said slyly. "I'm thinking about stripping for a living as well. I think it will be fun and people would pay a lot of money to..." "SHUT UP" yelled the blue dude. "This is
getting silly!" He then looked up at Tara and said "look, let me go and I�ll get him outta here. I'm sorry I told you he was my dog, but I didn't think you'd help me if I told you how horrible he is." He puffed
at the pipe still in his mouth. "Oh, nice boobs by the way."
mrrmaid2: "HEY! You are both dorks. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!" She shouted. Tennyson approached and popped both of their surprised filled faces off of their bodies and into her mouth. Tennison and Tara did a high five butt knock move and decided they had had enough nature. They stumbled out of the woods where Tara fell again and walked home. They opened a pint of chocolate peanut butter smurfshoes for Tara and super doggie bites for Tenny and plopped down on the couch to watch the Jonathan Rhys Meyers Biography on E!