una Foundation
Angel Island, California
Dear Maggie,
Is it your mission in life to drive me insane? I now remember why we broke it off last time around. Whilst I appreciate your intellect and your thoughtfulness, your sense of timing and dignity leave much to be desired. As for your sense of humour - best left unmentioned.
Thank you for warning me about opening your gift in the presence of others. However, your tease about the delivery service left me acting like a maniac or an idiot. I've still not decided which.
I shall place your gift in the Winston Rayne collection to preserve it for posterity - as an example of late 20th century wearable art. I'm sure that in two hundred years or so the public will be "ooooing and awing" over something most will find adorable. A white silk robe and boxers emblazoned with St. Bernard puppies might be quite fetching and meaningful on you, but on me? Think again, my dear.
But then you did. I truly did have a good laugh when I found your real gift beneath the tissue. It's a good thing I bothered to look before tossing it - in reality I was checking for booby traps. The steel blue silk shirt and matching tie couldn't have suited better if the shirtmaker at my bespoke tailor in London had done it special order.
Thank you,
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