::Here are some quotes to make you laugh. I just got them from random places ^.^ Have fun!::
"YOU...FUCKTARD!"
"Oh really? Cause I got this outfit from yo' mama!"
"OoOo...how you two doin'?! You nasty."
"Kyoto Now!"
"Don't make me get all flavoured jello on your ass."
"God.......DAMMIT!"
"Today I discovered that goldfish do not like jello."
"YOUR MOM!"
"Comedy comes out of pain. If it don't hurt, it ain't funny!"
"Is it in yet?"
"Dammit Jim!"
"All mixed up, you don't know what to do, next thing you turn around and find that person is you."
"No sense, no guide, ain't it beautiful to be alive? Yeah right. I won't resign before the struggle ends, so I'll construct a sound defense."
"You want me to get a little stick stuck in my...HOSOPHOGUS? Not a chance!"
"With your attitude, they should be called 'crabby cakes.'"
"Say hello to my little friend. It is a rare shruken head from the village of Holy Halavasas...hatatatata ruff!"
"I'd like to spin you on your spinley spibbly spobbly."
"HA HA HA HA!!!"...*fart* *dead silence*
"Double U...Tee...Eff."
"What the fuck? Oh my GOD! Oh my god what the FUCK!?"
"What...the crap?"
"OoOo...shiney!" *_*
"What do you think you're doing?!"
"Your mom?"
"How about...no."
"Nope, not so much."
"MMM...donuts."
"I mean...it's not the weirdest request in the world, not like asking someone to hang cheese slices from their hard nipples or anything."
"RA-bees: God's punishment for eating his animal friends."
"Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. So please, think of the kittens."
"Lifeforms...you tiny little lifeforms...you precious little lifeforms...where are you? Diddle do do do do DO!"
"...Queerdo."
"Oh, that's good."
"Fruitcup."
"My EYE!"
"Hey, the underwire on my bra popped out!"
"Typos are a godsend; they make the masses laugh."
"Mike Wazowski!"
"WHAT....EVER!"
"Say whAAAAAT?!"
"Oh hell no! I know she ain't talking to me."
"Mr. Data...Shut up."
"There once was a woman from venus, whose body was shaped like a-"
"Captain to security, come in!"
"Did I say something wrong?"
"I don't know; I don't understand their humor either."
"Nigga! You wearin' my motherfuckin' chain again!?"
"Oh hell naw" *click*
"I've got hoes..."
*fart* "Put that in yo' book!"
"Saurkraut is beautiful"
"Hold up, gimme 2.5"
"Oh my frik!"
"You FOCKER!"
"Sluts, whores and other paraphanelia!"
"Shuck my cob"