Q: Why isn’t there a message board?
A: http://www.netale.net/cgi-bin/mb.cgi?JumpStart, this holds true that nobody says anything good on message boards
Q: What happened to Mulse and why did they break up?
A: Our amps broke.
Q: Is Dave’s hair real?
A: Yes
Q: Is Dave 34 years old?
A: No, 15
Q: Is Joel’s mom hot?
A: Yes
Q: Does anyone in the band like boys?
A: No, all of us pick up the ladies.
Q: What are Dave’s leisure activities?
A: Watching cable guy and hanging out with drums
Q: How do I get a date with Joel?
Q: How do I get a date with Dave?
A: Are you sure you don’t want a date with Joel?
Q: How I get a date with Johnny?
A: Get in line bitches, he’s a baller.