Funniest Sailor Moon Moments
The funniest scenes and quotes I can
find.
(At least, I think they're funny.)
These are almost all from the North
American version. Note I say Almost.
"That's a ridiculous banana!"
Usagi, the preview for an SMSS ep
"She always seems to find me during
a crisis, like a Serena-seeking missile!"
Serena, Star Struck; Bad Luck
"No buts, Serena, or ELSE!"
*extends claws*
Luna, same episode
"What kind of guy do you think
I am?"
Darien, Crystal Clear Again
"Clap your trap! Andrew needed
a little female attention, and who are we to waltz right by a
cute boy in need? What kind of world will our children inherit
if we forget simple decency!?"
Mina, Driving Dangerously
"Hello, Planet Earth to Player
B..."
Serena, same episode
"They seemed like nice kids. Pretty
spastic, but nice. Can't drive worth beans though."
Amara, same episode
Mina: I know, maybe they want to know
what perfect hair and skin means to you!
Serena: Means to you!
Amara: Huh?
Mina: Are you guys an item?
Serena: An item!
Mina: It's not all serioso, is it?
Serena: Serioso!
(That's almost as funny in Japanese)
"Thanks for bringing me crashing
back to reality, Mina! Been taking lessons from Raye or what?"
Serena, same episode
Now, a selection of quotes from the
heart-snatcher in Driving Dangerously:
"Wanna' go for a ride?"
"I'm a vehicle of destruction
and you're my only passenger!"
"One pure heart to go please!"
"Sure is pretty, if a heart free
of evil and negative forces is your thing, but who am I to judge?"
"Eat my dust and feel your doom!"
"Motorcycles! Those things don't
belong on public streets!"
"At the risk of sounding less
than compassionate, your climbing the mountains of higher learning
is like my trying to bark- it's not my nature and never will be!"
Luna, Bad Harmony
"Meatball alert."
Michelle, same episode
"You might even get to the point
where nobody's ears get hurt."
Michelle again.
"There they are... Serena and
her peanut gallery"
"And that must be Darien."
"You're drooling, Michelle."
"Well, can't I look?"
(Amara nods)
Amara and Michelle, same episode
"I'm listening with my ears and
ogling with my eyes, okay?!"
Serena, same episode
"Machines can do anything these
days!"
the heart-snatcher of the episode (I
don't know her name), Swept Off Her Feet
"Wrap it up, I'll take it!"
Scar (heart-snatcher), Lita Borrows
Trouble
"I've seen the way you drive a
motorcycle, so I think my answer is no."
Serena, same episode
"Can you bring me back a doggy
bag?"
Serena again
"Does Artemis ever do that thing
where he claws your nose to get you up in the morning?"
"No, but I know he taught Luna
that."
Mina and Serena, same episode
"She's definitely full of something,
but it's not always spirit."
Darien, Damp Spirits
"Too wierd! Serena's keen on studying
and Amy's forgotten something?!"
"What's wrong with this?"
Mina and Lita, same ep
"You both look very amusing. It
looks like one of you is trying to walk an untrained dog, only
I can't tell which one is the dog!"
Kaori, Friendly Foes
"Isn't there some sort of old
saying like 'Those who are chained together fail together'? Maybe
not, but there is now, and it's most appropriate!"
Kaori again
"I'm not being a traitor, I'm
just being spineless!"
Serena, from the ep where Mini Moon
arrives.
Two words: Banana Sabre. Need I say
more?
"Just in time for our winter carnival, Sailor Scouts! A little
late to stop it, though..."
Princess Snow Kaguya from the dubbed
SMS movie
"And they say cat fights
are bad!"
Luna
"When the rat's away, the cat
will play. Too bad the Queen Rat is back!"
Zoicite, queen of the rats, eh...
'nuff said right there.
"Get ready to rumble, Queen Rat!"
Sailor Mars
"She's on her butt again!"
"So? That's not unusual."
Luna and Artemis, Ice Princess
"You're turning into a bat."
"Aren't you the snide-meister?"
Malachite and Ninjanna, Fractious
Friends
"All dressed up and no place to
go... except OBLIVION!"
Queen Beryl, The Past Returns
(I love that quote)
"But the snake survives!"
Beryl again
"I'm the one with the most talent
here!"
Lita (Oh, so true.)
"We're Love Scouts!"
"Somebody tell me this is a bad
dream. And I mean BAD!"
Serena&Lita, then Luna
"and I'm a purple Cockatoo..."
Luna
"Yuck! Crows! I hate crows!"
Zoicite
"But I'm more incompetent, so
I get to go" (What?!)
"How dare you!"
Prisma and Avery, A Curried Favor
Here's a good one: Catsy and Birdie
eating asphalt while trying to catch Rini in Naughty N' Nice
Rubeus's speech in the same epsiode;
four uses of "Negamoon" in about thirty seconds
"WE'RE OUTTA' HERE!"
Rubeus, same episode
Amy is feeding Luna and Artemis her
popsicle, and the next time we see them, the two moon cats are
having a tug-o-war over it!
"And neither of you's got a boyfriend,
so you're stuck with us cats! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
*WHACK!*
Artemis, Enemies No More
"You think I'm scared of you after
seeing you run around here like a wet chicken? You're barbequed...
CHICKEN!"
Catsy, same episode
"Hey, I've seen that shape somewhere
before."
"It's a, what do you call it,
a kook, right?"
"In chess, it's called a rook."
"A what?"
"That's right Lita, it's a cute
little chess piece that looks like a castle."
Lita, Amy, and Serena, Checkmate
"Birdie got her wing clipped?"
"Aww, baby got an owie?"
Prisma and Avery, same episode
"You'll get fat."
"ARTEMIS!" (Shuts him in
carrying case)
"Don't blame me when you're bursting
out of your Scout clothes."
Artemis and Mina, Emerald Takes
Over
"You'd think these bubbleheads
would realize it's only cake, sardines are all the rage these
days."
Artemis, same episode
"I can't believe I lost control...
because of that delicious thing they call cake. It must be a plot
to get me!"
Emerald, same ep
Mina arrives at the Temple to see Raye,
who is sick. You hear a crash, and Raye turns and looks. Standing
in the doorway is Mina, crazily waving around a very familiar
carrying case. You can faintly hear Artemis protesting as he is
getting bounced around inside it.
"Mina, it'a way too spicy!"
"Maybe eat it with ice water?
I just wanna' help out, c'mon, give me a chance."
"I don't think we can survive
a chance."
Artemis and Mina, No Thanks, Nurse
Venus
"Well with friends like her, who
needs Emerald?"
Raye, same episode
"Artemis, I envy you. You know
what they say; a fool never catches a cold."
Luna, same episode
"Well, I made an eensy weensy
hole in... your window."
Mina, same ep (This episode is very
funny.)
"Injector, beat her down!"
Emerald to her Droid. (I crack up when
I hear this.)
[insert picture here]
Fear the all-powerful evil ducks!
[insert picture here]
Fear the all-powerful evil sheep!
"Down Boys!"
Queen Beryl
"Hey Sailor ladies, goin' my way?"
Tuxedo Mask, An Uncharmed Life
"What...Artemis!?"
"Um...this is kind of embarassing...so,
how's it shakin', Luna?"
"You're the one who's going to be shaking Artemis! Why didn't
you tell me you were Central Control?!"
Luna and Artemis
You remember "Prediction of Doom",
right?
Luna runs from Serena's side, dashing across the city to reach
the only one who can help Sailor Moon. Luna jumps into Darien's
window and he awakens immediately...watch closly. Luna lands on
a spot that causes Darien to awake in
great pain...
One word: OW!
From The SMR Movie:
(Uses original names)
Chibu-Usa: Oh, Usagi is at it again
with MY Mamo-chan!
Rei: In a place like this, in broad
daylight...
Ami: Bad, it's bad to spy on them.
Bad, bad, bad.
???(Can't discern who's talking. I
think it's Minako): This is the good part!
Ami: This is bad, bad. It's bad to
spy on them!
Makoto: Then why are you here whispering,
Ami?
Ami: ........
(Trust me, this is a lot funnier if
you watch it!)
"Mamoru seems to be popular with
men."
"Such a comment from you, Ami?"
"Ami, you're a perv!"
Ami, Rei, and someone else, Usagi I
think
(It seems to hold true, though. And
it's very funny.)
"You're all heartless!"
Chibi-Usa
(It's not funny unless you see her
expression. It's so pitiful)
From the SMS Movie:
"Merry Christmas... And a happy
New Year!"
"Tuxedo Mask!"
"Winters are harsh in the north
where snow falls often. However snow that bleches the world white...
is like beautiful lovers that meet in the winter!"
"???"
Tuxedo Mask, Chibi-Usa and Usagi, and
the Snow Dancer
From the SMSS Movie:
"As they say, you can't put a
door on someone's mouth!"
Minako
"I'm kinda jealous... because
even in the future, my mom can only make burnt cookies."
Chibi-Usa
"Chibi-Usa, do something!"
"No, YOU do something!"
"No, you!"
"I'm older so you listen to me!"
"Like you can talk!"
Usagi and Chibi-Usa
"Who are you guys?"
"I was waiting for that!"
Fairy and Sailor Moon. She proceeds
to do her typical annoying entrance speech.
