Pyro, Rin and YGO!
Number Three

Pyro: MWAhahahaaaa... I'm back.

Rin: Me tooooooooooooooooooo! :D!!

Pyro: **Whips head around** Why are you here?!?!?

Rin: 'Cause I wanna be. The question is... where is Joey?

Pyro: Humph. **Types on ASP**

Audience: **Is there** ... I thought this was Deal or no-

Pyro: SHH! Don't get us sued!!

Rin: I'll sue j00. :D

Pyro: No, I don't want to be sued! That takes money I don't have!

Rin: Then you can go to jail instead of paying. 

Pyro: Where can I get a Get-out-of-jail-free card?

Rin: Shut up and bring in the effing characters. ><

Pyro: >< Dum-dum!! You want bishies? Ask nicely!

Rin: Will you please bring in the characters?

Pyro: **Types again**

Joey, Seto, Yugi, Yami, and Bakura: **Appear** WTF.

Pyro: My looooove!! **Flying glomps Seto**

Seto: ...Again?

Pyro: You like it... 

Rin: Yes. By "Again?" he meant "I love you Pyro". **Sarcasm**

Pyro: Of course he did. Now off we go to play Territory War.

Rin: Nuuu, we have to finish this first. Dx

Pyro: Hey, Seto, who won that duel between you and Bakura?

Seto: We didn't even get to start. The fic ended, remember?

Pyro: Well, in that case, we should play territory war to settle the score!

Rawr: **Appears** You always make me die first!! T_T

Rin: Rawr!! **Glomps the stick figure** That's because you're the best, and you help the others out...?

Pancakers: **Appears** What? T_T

Rin: :O! Panc att the disco!!

Pyro: ...What?

Rin: I mean--!! Pancakers! 

Pyro: **Laughs** Did you like have a tongue spasm or something?

Seto: ...Panc att the...?

Pyro: Nevermind, you wouldn't understand.

Rin: Why wouldn't he? And why is everyone else just standing in a line staring at us?

Pyro: **Turns around** What, guys?

Guys: ... O_O

Pyro: WHAT?!

Rin: **Waves a hand in front of Joey's face** 

Joey: **Screams and scrambles back, pointing** 

Pyro: **Blinks** What the frick?

Seto: ... There's something... 

Rin: D: He doesn't like me. T~~~T

Pyro: **Looks down** EEEEEEEKK!!! Get it off, EWWWW!! **Swipes at a hollow-leech guy**

Rin: OH SHIZ, WHERE IS HE??!!!?!?!!? Um... STRAWBERRY??!

A Strawberry: **In a blue cape** I'll save you!! **Leaps up and destroys the leeches on Pyro and Rin with a mini Zanpaku-to**

Rin: Lol, internet. (Inside joke between Rin, Pyro, and B4U?.)

Pyro: Thank you, Mr.Strawberry! **Kisses strawberry**

Mr. Strawberry: Awww... shucks. **Blushes** Back to the Strawberry Society! **Leaves**

Seto: ...That was... odd... O_O

Rin: Alright... so... Um...

Pyro: You are so ungrateful. For shame!

Rin: D:?

Pyro: Not even a 'thank you' for Mr. Strawberry. Tsk tsk.

Rin: Well it's too late now, he's in the Strawberry Society.

Pyro: **shrugs** OK.

Seto: How can she just take everything in stride...?

Guys: Is it safe? **Inch over**

Pyro: **Is sarcastic** Thanks for helping us, guys. You're all such great friends.

Rin: They are great friends. :D

Joey: Yeah, I know.

Rin: :D Yes.

Pyro: ...We completely forgot about Pancakers. O_o Oops.

Pancakers: **In a corner, crying silently to himself**

Rawr: **Pats Pancakers on the shoulder** There, there.

Rin: DDDDD: I'm sowwy, Pancakers. **Huggles** You know what, though?

Pancakers: **Glares and boots Rin**

Rin: **Flies backward then gets back up** Oh, you want a fight, huh? **Throws a grenade at Pancakers**

Grenade: **flies by cuz Rin has terrible aim** Wheee!  BOOM!!  **Knocks Yami back**

Yami: Ow...

Pyro: ...TERRITORY WAR!!

**Everything turns Territory War**

TEAM ONE: Soul Reapers
(Afro Ninja)
1. Rin
2. Rawr
3. Pancakers
4. Joey

TEAM TWO: Dragons
(Jester)
1. Pyro
2. Seto
3.Bakura
4. Yami

Commentator: Yugi

Map: The Void

BEGIN!!

Yugi: And, team one, Soul Reapers, starts off.

Rin: **moves forward and throws grenade at Pyro**

Yugi: Aaaaand... No good. The grenade sails by and falls through the gap. Bad aim, Rin!

Rin: Shut up. >>;;

Pyro: **Moves forward and throws grenade at Rin**

Yugi: The grenade lands a few feet in front of Rin. It throws her backward, but the damage is minimal.

Rawr: **Moves forward and is still out of range of anything but tries a grenade anyway**

Yugi: The grenade sails over Rin... and down the gap in front of Pyro. Rawr, notorious for his bad aim, misses again!

Seto: **Moves forward and stands behind Pyro. Throws a grenade in the air. It lands behind Rin and throws her forward**

Yugi: Rin still has more than half her HP left.

Pancakers: **Fires a shot into the air for no reason**

Yugi: ...ok. Well, that was utterly useless.

Bakura: **Moves to behind Seto. Boots Seto forward a few feet**

Yugi: O_O Bakura attacked his own teammate!!

Rin: GO BAKURA!!! YOU ROCK, DUDE!!!!

Pyro: **Steam issues from ears** WTF?!?! TRAITOR!!! After this battle, I'm gonna...

Bakura: **Lies badly** Oh. I thought he was on the other team.

Seto: **Flips Bakura off**

Yugi: Anyway... back to the game...

Joey: **Moves forward and shoots the ground** Yeah!

Yugi: ... Once again, no progress.

Yami: **Moves and throws a grenade**

Yugi: The grenade lands in front of Rin and takes more of her HP. No direct hits yet.

Rin: **Moves and kicks Pyro from behind**

Yugi: Pyro flies forward onto the other platform. 

Rin: >< Poopy!! Fall!!

Pyro: **Moves and throws grenade toward the rest of team 1**

Yugi: Uh oh... the grenade bounces off the ledge and lands at Pyro's feet! OH NO!! Pyro was thrown down the gap by her own grenade!

Seto: F!

Pyro: Noooooo... **Disappears from the game and appears by Yugi** Oh hi.

Yugi: Hi. Sorry for your loss.

Pyro: **Shrugs** No matter. My team'll still win.

Rawr: **Moves and throws a grenade** 

Yugi: The grenade lands behind Yami, and throws he and Bakura forward, but with little damage.

Bakura: **Moves a little and attempts to kick Rin off the platform**

Yugi: Bakura kicks Rin and Seto off the platform, but not down the gap!!

Bakura: Hehe... two for one special.

Pyro: Read between the lines!! **Holds up her three middle fingers** I can't wait til you die and come over here!!

Pancakers: **Moves forward and throws a grenade over Seto, Rawr and Rin.**

Yugi: The grenade lands behind Yami and throws he and Bakura forward again! Yami just barely clings to the platform!

Yami: **Attemps to jump the gap, but the button malfunctions and he just falls through** Noooo....  **Appears with Yugi and Pyro**

Yugi: Oh! Too bad! Yami falls.

Pyro: F!! >< Come on!!!

Yami: <PAHH!!>ed thing!! **Crosses his arms and plops down**

Joey: **Moves and throws grenade** 

Yugi: The grenade lands behind Rin and Seto and throws them both forward... OH! Seto falls through the gap and Rin barely sticks it!

Seto: F!! **Appears by Pyro** <beep> it to <beep>ing <beep>!!

Pyro: Potty mouth!! It's okay! **Mumbles** I knew this team would never make it without me...

Yami: Only the traitor is left. Great.

Bakura: **Moves forward and boots Rin**

Yugi: RIN FALLS DOWN THE GAP!!! Who will win?! You know what they say, folks, cut the head off a snake...

Pyro: **Looks smug**

Rin: **Appears with the other dead people** SHIZZERIFIC! >< **Pouts in a corner**

Rawr: **Moves and shoots Bakura**  BLAM!!

Bakura: Ow. Grrrr...

Yugi: Bakura takes damage, but no headshot.

Bakura: **Moves and kicks Pancakers down the gap**

Yugi: Pancakers is down!!

Rin: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! PANCAKERSSSS!!! T_T

Pancakers: **Appears by Rin** Waah. T_T

Bakura: Hey Pyro!

Pyro: Hey what!?

Bakura: If I win, you have to kiss me.

Pyro: O_O WTF?!?

Seto: Tomb robber, I'm gonna kill you.

Rin: Don't worry- he won't win. =]

Joey: **Moves and boots Bakura**

Yugi: AND BAKURA FALLS DOWN THE GAP!! RAWR AND JOEY WIN!!

Rin: YESSSSSSSS.

Bakura: NOOOO...!! **Appears beside Seto** F.

Seto: **Cracks his knuckles** Let's settle this now...
 
Rin: Nu. Not here. How about... TERRITORY WAR ONE ON ONE AT THE HILL?!?!?!!!!!!!!

Pyro: Have enough exclamation points?

Seto: Fine.

Bakura: Fine! If I win Pyro has to kiss me!

Pyro: WTF!!!

Rin: Just kiss him, loser. >>;;

Seto: She can't!

Rin: Oooooh, Seto's JEALOUS!!!

Seto: She's mine and not his. **pouts**

Pyro: Don't lose then.

Rin: I'll kiss Bakura. :o

Joey & Bakura: NO!

Rin: Lol, internet.

Pyro: **Sighs** TERRITORY WAR!!

**Everything goes Territory War... again**

Seto Vs. Bakura
One on One

Team 1: Blue Eyes
1. Seto

Team 2: Tomb Robber
1. Bakura

Commentator: Rin

Map: The Hill

BEGIN!!

Rin: Seto jumps almost all the way up the hill and throws a grenade. It landed a few feet in front of Bakura. It blew him back a bit but didn't do much damage.

Rin: Bakura gets one step up the hill and throws a grenade. It bounces in front of Seto and blows him backwards.

Pyro: **Gasps** Setoooooo... T_T

Rin: Seto moves farther up the hill and throws another grenade... it landed dead on Bakura. It blew him into the water pit and gave him quite a bit of damage.

Rin: Bakura moves up the hill and throws a grenade. It bounced off the top of the hill and hit no one.

Everyone: O.O **Gasp!!**

Bakura: <Beep>. 

Pyro: **Grins** Yay.

Bakura: T_T

Pyro: I like you and all, but I don't want to kiss you. I only kiss Seto!! And my mommy, but thats different...

Rin: Seto moves right in front of Bakura and kicks him. He falls down the hill. Shiz.

Pyro: You're rooting for HIM?!?!

Rin: No fricken duh. I hate Seto.

Pyro: Oh yeah well I'm rooting for you to get kissed by... Weevil then!! ><

Rin: Well he's not here. **Blows raspberry at Pyro**

Pyro: **Types on ASP** 

Weevil: **Appears** What...?

Rin: OMG. O_O;;;

Pyro: **Types on ASP**

Weevil: **Looks at Rin** Kiss me!! **Lunges at Rin**

Rin: **Runs under a couch that came out of nowhere**

Pyro: **Types** 

Weevil: **Disappears**

Pyro: NOW DO YOU SEE?!?! HOW IT IS WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE KISSED BY SOMEONE!!!???

Rin: **Comes out from under couch** But Bakura isn't gross like that!! Whatever, back to the game.

Rin: Bakura moves up the hill and aims his gun at Seto's head, about to attempt a headshot. He fires and hits Seto, but it wasn't fatal.

Bakura: WTF is this?!?! **Looks in gun barrel**

Rin: I really don't know "WTF" this is. D:

Rin: Seto throws a grenade at Bakura... it misses... comes back by Seto... and blows him up!! HE'S DEAD!!! WHOOOOO!!!!! **Throws confetti**

Pyro: O o 

Seto: **Appears by Pyro** <beep>ing whatever!! The thing was rigged!!

Pyro: ...Carmen Sandiego? **Shakes head** I mean!! Waaah... T_T

Bakura: **Appears and looks smug**

Seto: **gives him a mega-glare**

Yami: If looks could kill, Bakura would be dead.

Yugi: Brrrr... chilly.

Bakura: **Walks up to Pyro**

Pyro: **Sighs**

Bakura: You don't have to kiss me. I don't want to make you do something you don't want to.

Yugi, Joey, and Yami: Awwww....

Rin: Yes she does have to kiss you. Dx

Bakura: No.

Pyro: That's sweet. Thanks. **Kisses him on the cheek**

Bakura: I got one anyway ^^

Rin: D:

Bakura: **mutters** Besides, I didn't think it was fair, seeing as how I rigged his grenade. Who wants to win that way?

Rin: OMG!!! EVIL PERSON!!!

Bakura: Duh.

Pyro: >o< Dum-dum!! **Slaps him**

Bakura: OW.

Seto: I knew it!! **Punches him**

Bakura: OW!!

Rin: HEY!! STOP HITTING POOR BAKURA!!

Pyro: **Is about to slap Rin**

Yugi: **Grabs Pyro's hand** No more violence! I can't handle it... **Starts to pretend cry but it looks real to everyone but Yami**

Rin: PYRO, YOU MADE POOR YUGI CRY!! **Hugs Yugi**

Pyro: Ohhh, I'm sorry!! **Hugs Yugi**

Yugi: **Smiles at Yami**

Yami: **Rolls eyes**

Seto: ...Okay that's enough.

Pyro: Do you want a turn? **Glomps Seto**

Seto: **Looks rather pleased**

Rin: **Lets go of Yugi**

Pyro: I'm sleeping over at Seto's tonight.

Seto: What?! **Blushes**

Rin: Oh cool. Joey and I'll come too. :D It can be like a double-date slumber party! xP

Pyro: He didn't invite you!!

Seto: Technically I didn't invite you...

Pyro: D:

Rin: Great, so we'll be at your place at 6:00 PM tonight, 'kay, Seto? ^^ Thanks for inviting us. =]

Pyro: NO!! We can't DO anything if you're there!!

Seto: O_O

Joey: O_O

Yugi: O_O

Yami: O_O

Bakura: T_T

Rin: Sure you can. Joey and I'll be in a different room...? :D?

Pyro: You can't be alone with a guy!

Seto: And you can...?

Rin: Yes I can. >>;;

Pyro: Nuh-uh Mom says no.

Rin: No she didn't. And Dad's always talking about me getting a boyfriend. So there.

Pyro: Having a boyfriend and being alone with a guy are completely different. 

Rin: Fine, I'll bring Haru, Kyou, Dark, and L too. >>

Joey: O_O How many guys does she know?? T_T

Pyro: Then it will be guyS! That's even worse!

Seto: Actually--

Rin: Yeah, cause I'm gonna do something with 5 guys! Jebis.

Pyro: You won't do ANYTHING with ANY guys until you're married!!

Rin: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TRYING TO EFFING SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyro: I don't trust Joseph.

Joey: D:

Rin: He's not some super-perv like Dark!!

Pyro: But he's still a guy... or is he??

Joey: O_O Last time I checked...

Pyro: ...you were a girl?!?!?

Rin: PYRO LET IT GO ALREADY!!! 

Pyro: I want to be ALOOOOOONE with Seto!!

Seto: Yeah, but--

Rin: YOU CAN BE "ALOOOOOOONE" WITH SETO!!!

Pyro: NO I mean alone in the HOUSE!!

Seto: ACTUALLY I have a business meeting early in the morning, so no one can come! For frick's sake!!

Rin: **Stares at Seto** You should've said something. Duh.

Seto: OMG. **Smacks his forehead**

Pyro: Um... I love you?

Rin: Um... I hate you? :D

Pyro: >~< I'm going to kill you in your sleep.

Rin: Not if I'm not around you when I'm sleeping.

Pyro: What are you gonna do, go to Zimbabwe or something?

Rin: No... I'll just... um... go to Joey's house. >P

Joey: O_O

Pyro: Ok. I'll stay at our house. ALONE.

Rin: Okay. Have fun.

Pyro: Okay. - ^ -

Rin: Okay.

Seto: OKAY. I'm leaving. Got to go to bed early. **Pecks Pyro on the cheek** Night.

Pyro: **Sighs** Fine... good night.

Seto: Bye losers. **Is gone**

Rin: YESSSSS HE'S GONE.

Joey: I better go too... Serenity probably needs help with dinner. Bye Rin. And everyone else.

Rin: D: Nuuu!

Joey: See ya later. **Is gone**

Pyro: "YESSSSS HE'S GONE." **Looks at Rin**

Rin: **Ignoring Pyro** If Joey isn't here, there's no point in staying... BAII. **Leaves**

Pyro: YESSSSSSS!!! But Seto's gone... no point in staying...

Bakura: T_T

Yami and Yugi: **Shrug** Bye. We'll catch you later.

Pyro: Bye.

Yami and Yugi: **Are gone**

Bakura: ... I'll go too. Bye.

Pyro: Okaaaaay... See ya later, traitor.

Bakura: Ha ha. **Is gone**

Pyro: ... Blah. **Goes home**

That was very... anticlimactic. Oh well. Bye all!!