...DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!
.Chapter Ni (2).
PARTAY @ SETO'S!!

Pyro: **appears at Seto's house** Hello my love!! 

Seto: **chokes on coffee he was drinking** Py-ro-!

Pyro: Don't die. I love you too much. I would mourn for years... **fake swoons**

Seto: **finally starts breathing again** WTF, Pyro?

Pyro: I said party at your house, 'member? I already invited Joey, Yami, Bakura, Yugi, Ryou, Ishizu, Marik, Mai, Duke, Serenity, Tristan, Tea, and NOT Rin... for the moment, though... **sits in Seto's lap** we're ALL ALOOOONE... **Flings arms around Seto** 

Seto: O_O ........ ^^

Pyro: =^_^=

Both: **lean in**

Guests: **Burst in** HI GUYS!!! 

Pyro & Seto: **anime fall over** OMFG

Mai: Oooh, did we interrupt something? **looks smug**

Pyro: **On floor with swirly eyes** No... **sniffle** ...waaah...

Seto: **sighs, on floor (on opposite side of chair) with swirly eyes** This is going to keep happening, you realize... it's all my bad karma the past few years...

Yami: At it again, I see! There's no leaving you two alone anymore.

Pyro: **pouts**

Yami & Bakura: **gasp** The CUTENESS!!!

Joey: I'm putting the music in. Yay, Black Eyed Peas!!

Pyro: **magically is perfectly fine again** NO! I hate and despise their very being!! They are a waste of energy and matter! Seto, where is Skillet?

Seto: **is perfectly composed and sitting in chair** In the CD player already. **sips coffee**

Pyro: **grabs remote** I, Pyro, will be your DJ this evening! **presses play**

Stereo: **is silent**

Pyro: **sweatdrops** Huh? Uh... Um.... Setooooo!! **whines and hands him the remote**

Seto: **sighs** You have to turn it ON. **presses 'on' button**

Pyro: Oh. **grabs remote back** Okay then. **presses play**

Stereo: **Plays loudly... Rob Zombie?**

Pyro: **is shocked and almost drops remote** OMFG!! WTF!!

Seto: ...It's in the third tray... 

Pyro: ...Oh. I HATE MULTI-DISK CD PLAYERS!!!! **switches to third CD tray**

Rin: *Bursts through the door and Skillet begins to play* Oh, you guys were waitin on me? How swee-- MAI!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GO AWAY!!

Mai: WTF, who are you?

Rin: *Clings to Joey's arm* I happen to be Joey's DATE. -_-;;

Joey: **gulps and prays**

Mai: **is indifferent** ...So? Why would I care who Joseph's date is? 

Rin: >> Don't play dumb with me. <<

Pyro: It is not in Mai's capacity to even play dumb. And don't be mean to the guests you weren't even invited!

Rin: Oh yes I was! You said so. >> And anyway, I'll be nice to her if she... is... nice to my Joey...!

Serenity: My big brother finally has a date? Wow.

Duke: I know. Wow. So, Serenity, do you have a date? Cause, you know, if you don't-- **gets pushed out of the way by Tristan**

Tristan: --I could be your date! **grins**

Serenity: **looks confused** Oh, really? Uh... sure.

Duke: Hey! I was going to say that first, I should be your date!

Serenity: Um... okay?

Duke & Tristan: YAY!! ...Wait...

Pyro: **shoves them all out of the way and on to the dance floor** This story is NOT about YOU. Dance and be well away from me.

Rin: Pyro, be nice. We all know Tristan should get Serenity! ^-^

Pyro: My poor Duke... if Seto and Bakura weren't here, I would SO be in love with him.

Seto: **glares in Duke's direction even tho Duke pays no attention**

Tea: So, Yami... you wanna be my date?? **flutters eyelashes**

Yami: **pales and gags**

Rin: No but Yugi does I'm sure. Right, Yugi? *Glances over at Yugi*

Yugi: **blushes** Well, you know, if-if she doesn't have a date and stuff, I... well... blah?

Seto: I tell you, 'blah' is the perfect save! Kudos to your friend... Jecka?

Pyro: You can call her Jessie. Anyway, Tea, Yugi, and Yami, work this out on the dance floor! Serenity has two dates, so can Tea!

Rin: The dance floor solves all problems! Right, Onee-chan?

Pyro: That's 'Her highness, the most superior, and the ruler of the universe and all who inhabit it' to you! **blows raspberry**

Seto: ... Oh dear O_o

Rin: Pfffffffft, like I'd even /think/ about calling you that. >>

Pyro: **cackles like an evil overlord** You should, cause I can have you beheaded!! **whistles for Hibikime and Lady Assailant**

Aforementioned cards: **appear, snarling, with axes**

Rin: You /can't/. This is a PG-rated fanfic... if you add all the blood 'n' crap it go all the way up to R!

Pyro: We'll conduct the beheading off... page... then!

Rin: Dude, you /so/ stole that from me. >>

Pyro: You didn't say it as well.

Seto: True...

Rin: Dude, wtf?! We're not talking... you sound like a newbie on AWOL one time I saw who said we had bad breath! It's dumb! And useless! ><;;

Pyro: **fire in eyes** ... Mai, Ishizu, Marik, Ryou, and Bakura...

Aforementioned peeps: Yes?

Pyro: **vein throbbing in temple** I BANISH YOU TO THE...

Afore-Aforementioned peeps: **gasp** Not the Shadow Realm!

Pyro: ...DANCE FLOOR!!!

Afore-Afore-Aforementioned people: **sigh with relief and run off to the dance floor before Pyro kills them all**

Rin: Yay you're letting Joey stay over here. ^^

Pyro: No, I was just going to banish him to somewhere different... heh heh.. guess where!

Rin: ... To... stay here? Uhm... April Fools? *clings tighter to Joey's arm*

Pyro: NO! To... the...

Joey: **gulps** Not the Shadow Realm!!

Rin: Don't worry I won't let her take you away!! >< 

Pyro: VOID BETWIXT WORLDS!!! (Macavity ref!!) **cackles evilly as lightning and thunder flash & boom in the background**

Seto: **looks concerned** There's no way it should be storming... especially indoors... O_O

Rin: Nu, he's not staying with Iggy! (inside joke) >< ... T_T Iggy... o.o;; ^^ Oh well what's gone is gone....

Pyro: **looks at her flatly** Whatev. Seto, dance with me!!! **changes music to a CD she had put in earlier**

Stereo: **plays 'Sugar We're Going Down'**

Pyro: **drags Seto to the problem-solving dance floor** 

Rin: *Looks around to see everyone else at the dance floor that shouldn't be inside SETO's house* *Looks at Joey* >> *Drags him onto dance floor also* ^^

Am I more than you bargained for yet?

I've been dying to tell you 

anything you want to hear

'Cause that's just who I am this week.

Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum

Seto and Pyro: **dancing**

Serenity and Duke... and Tristan...: **dancing**

Rin and Joey: **dancing**

Tea and Yugi and Yami: **dancing**

Ryou... and Mai?: **dancing**

Marik and Ishizu and... Bakura?!: **dancing**

We're going down, down 

In an earlier round

And sugar, we're going down swingin'

I'll be your number one with a bullet

A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it!

All: **dancing**

Is this more than you bargianed for yet?

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All: **exhausted and sitting around the fire in another room**

Rin: *Watches flames while lost in thought*

Pyro: **Watching flames wishing she was pyrokinetic** I love fire... **gets evil look in eye**

Bakura: o_o **stares**

Seto: **notices and flips Bakura off again**

Pyro: **in Seto's lap again** You're hott... **stares intently at Seto**

Seto: So I've been told o_O **stares back**

Pyro: I love your eyes... **stares more**

Seto: ...Have you noticed that we have the same eye and hair color? **staring back**

Pyro: Yeah... **leans in**

Seto: **leans in**

Rin: *Inturrupting once again* Hey Pyro, want a pop? 

Pyro: No. **leans in more**

Rin: ::Slaps Seto:: I won’t let you two kiss until you’re older, Onee-chan!

Pyro: But he is my one true love!

Seto: **rubs cheek** …

Rin: Don’t make me push the reality button!

Pyro: Joey would go ‘way.

Rin: ::glances at Joey:: >> Pyro you suck. ::Glares at Pyro:: Okay you can kiss but just wait a minute. ::Runs and gets camera::

 Pyro: **Places a notebook between her and Rin and smooches Seto**

Rin: ::chucks notebook outta the way and presses the camera’s button::

Pyro: Too late, all you got a picture of was us backing away. **blows raspberry**

Rin: So? I can still put it on my Anti-Seto website. ^____^ *Runs over to computer that came out of nowhere::

Pyro: And that will accomplish…?

Seto: Something stupid, I’m sure.

Rin: It shows… Seto’s… romantic side which never actually appears on T.V.!

Pyro: … To what ends? NEVERMIND!! Me and Seto are gonna go into another room and get a corner. Don’t follow us you sick pervs.

Rin: Oh don’t worry we won’t. ^^;;

Mokuba: **bursts in** Why is there a party that has nothing to do with me?!

Pyro: **squeals** Moky!! You are so CYUUUTE!!!!

Seto: You were in school, Mokuba. You can’t very well have a party during school.

Pyro: I see no reason why not. Come here! 

Mokuba: **sits on Pyro’s lap who is sitting on Seto’s lap**

Seto: Oof.

Rin: >:( Joey what do!?

Joey: **sleeping** ZZzzzZZzzzz…

Rin: >:O Who in the world of extremely evil machinery would sleep during a party?! ::Shakes Joey until he wakes up::

Pyro: …people sleep at slumber parties… I hope…

Seto: Otherwise they are cranky in the morning. Ask Mokuba, he knows.

Mokuba: Yeah, I do. This one time-

Joey: Waaaaahh… I wanna shleep… s’more… **snore**

Rin: -.-;; Joey! >< … Whatever… ::Sleeps too::

Pyro: **cackles evilly** This is the perfect opportunity to do some naughty things…

Bakura: O_O Hott. 

Seto: That’s it, punk, let’s go! The duel stadium is out back! **drags Bakura off by the shirt collar**

Bakura: **shouts obscenities as he is being pulled away**

Rin: ::Rolls over closer to Joey in sleep:: -o- ::Snore::

Ahhh! What will happen?! Who will win the duel?! What other insanity will ensue?! WILL JOEY EVER WAKE UP?!?!?! Find out the answers to these questions in the next chapter!!! Thank you. **takes a bow**