Blah... REPRIMAND... I like that word. And 'Decadence.' And... SPLEE! LOFL. Lofl? Rhymes with AWFUL. Awful is a nice word to look at too. I like 'Shatter zone,' but it doesn't have as cool a meaning as it sounds like it would. It means, "A place where two major cultures share dominance." Like in SW (?) Asia. Islam and Buddhism. Yay. Hindu is the one with reincarnation and the words avatar and karma. Kar...ma. KARMA. Karma. I like that word too but it's Hindu, so... I can't say it in church!!! Well I could but I'd get weird looks. I just like to say it. Try it. Karma. Fun, yay. Kudos for saying karma!! If you did. If you are not looking at me like a dim-witted monkey. That came out of nowhere. Noseless son of a vacuum!! Take that, Mr. Riddle the Second!!! Tom, that is. I'm sure he's more than the second Riddle. Much more, prolly. Malfoy makes an adorable ferret!! OMG! I would like SO keep him as a pet. Bwaha. I change subjects rather quickly. I like words. Words are fun, and I am somewhat eloquent, so hey! Yay for me. I like Skillet they are cool and I don't have to worry about questionable lyrics because it's 'Christian rock.' They have nice voices but they yell a lot. Thousand Foot Krutch is a lot like them, but there are differences. TFK is more... tame. Less RAAAAR!!ing. I like Skillet's lyrics better tho I think. And their music on some songs. A few of TFK's are totally awesome tho. I love. 

New subject... hmm... A current obsession... SETO KAIBA!! Yay! Come. **pulls Seto in from his dimension** And now for script format!! 

Pyro (me): Setooooo!!! 

Seto (current object of my affections): Not you again. Can I leave? I would assume not, by that high-pitched shriek.

Pyro: Of course not!! We are going to have an interview, Know Your Stars, and Whose Line all in one!! All the over-used but still working Humor fanfic plots in the same document! We need others... **cackles**  

Seto: **sighs and feels sorry for any other unlucky losers who would become a part of this**

Pyro: First, an audience... 

Audience: **Is there**

Pyro: And now... introducing... Yugi and Yami!!

Audience: **Cheers**

Yugi and Yami: **appear and look confused**

Pyro: And Yami Bakura!! And Joey, and... I suppose Tea.

All mentioned above: **poof into existance**

Audience: **Cheers**

Pyro: Okaaay, we have our cast. I, Pyro, will be your host this evening! **takes a bow**

Audience: **Cheers because if they don't they will be tortured by Hibikime and Lady Assailant of Flames who are waiting backstage**

Seto: I feel sorry for you all... well, no, not really.

Yami: But we're friends in Macavity's fanfics!

Seto: Yes, but the current authoress doesn't have the same capacity for humor -- **duct tape suddenly covers mouth** Mmph.

Pyro: Just sit there and be nice to look at. And that duct tape is going to be used for the project I am supposed to be working on at this moment in time, so don't get it all... spit-covered. 

Seto: **Looks at Pyro like she's stupid**

Pyro: Don't look at me like I'm stupid. Actually, nevermind, it's adorable, keep doing it.

Seto: **Stops**

Pyro: Does this have to happen every time--

Yami: How often... has this happened...?

Yugi: No wonder Kaiba's so mean to us... he has to put up with rabid fangirls...

Pyro: **Pulls off duct tape**

Seto: OW. **glares**

Pyro: Oops... Uh... I luff?

Joey: I have rabid fangirls, and I'm still nice!

Seto: Not nearly as many, chihuahua. 

Joey: **glares** Think you're hot stuff, do you?!

Pyro: I think so.

Rin: PYRO AND SETO DON'T MAKE ME GET GAARA!!

Pyro: This is a non-Gaara fic. And where did you come from, I did not put you in the audience, you loser!

Seto: What she said. Wait, why am I agreeing with the rabid fangirl and who is this 'Gaara?'

Rin: Well I /happened/ to come at my own free will to watch my favorite sister! And so? You called Gaara up at my Avatar fanfic thing!!!!!!

Pyro: I am your only sister you punk. And of course I did that, I am superior to you.

Seto: And people think I'm prideful...

Rin: >:O Don't call me a punk you knave! And Seto, you /are/ prideful! D:<

Pyro: OOO copyright infringement!! You stole my word. I am gonna sue your butt off. Seto will help me, ne, love?

Seto: OMG, you scare me more every time.

Tea: I think you guys have fought enough, it's time to get along!

Rin: Well, Tea, why don't you go be a peacemaker in the warring nations, you disgusting beverage!!!

Pyro: Ha, like tea. Beverage. Yay. **high fives Rin**

Tea: **mouth drops open**

Yugi: That's not very nice... 

Pyro: What can I say, we don't like her. Hey Tea, there's Relena, your idol! **points**

Tea: **unfreezes** Like no way, where?! OMG! **runs off**

Rin: Where'd Joey go... Pyro you evil loser what'd you do with him?! Or was it Seto, the evil son of a vaccuum?!!?!??

Pyro: **glares and retracts high five** Hey, them's fightin words. Here, take him, I don't want him. **shoves Joey the chihuahua at Rin** Leave my Seto alone and I'll leave your puppy alone.

Seto: That was... actually pretty good. **high fives Pyro**

Rin: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOEY I LUFF J00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: **smirks** Told you I had fangirls.

Seto: Yeah, one? Compared to my approximately 3,006,501? 

Pyro: Me being one of the best. Macavity being waaaay up there. **bows reverently to a picture of Macavity on her wall**

Rin: >:( I'm sure Joey has more... *mumbles* although if he doesn't I can have him all to myself... >:) Oh yeah, and WHY in the world of evil machinery would anyone like a stuck up dork like you, Seto?

Pyro: 'Cause he's hott. And totally my type. Not yours so bug off you knave. If you don't stop being mean to my dearest Seto I will post incriminating pictures of you on the internet! Take your new puppy and leave my fic.

Rin: *Rolls eyes* Joey's hotter. >.< And fine, I WILL take my new... BOYFRIEND. >:( *Grabs Joey around the neck* YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM BACK EITHER!!!

Pyro: I DON'T WANT HIM BACK EITHER!! And Mom won't let joo have a boyfriend. Me, on the other hand... **glomps Seto**

Rin: PFFT! >.< Oh well... I'll keep him my "dirty little secret"...? o.o;; :D Joey you're quiet. o.o;

Joey: **turning blue** Suff...cating...

Pyro: Oh dear. If you kill him you have to pay Takahashi-sensei.

Rin: OMG!!!! *Loosens arm* I'm soooo sorry. T_T

Pyro: I can't believe you said dirty little secret that is naughty I'm tellin. Kekeke. AHH! The return of KEKEKE!!! I luff. Kay now leave so me and Seto can find a corner.

Seto: That... sounds... naughty. I don't know exactly what you are getting at because it seems to be an inside joke but... it sounds naughty. O_O

Rin: Pyro! >> Anyway... Joey are you okay now? o.o;;;;

Joey: I can breathe, if that's what you mean. T~T

Bakura: ...you are all... fun to watch. o_o **stares**

Rin: Don't cry Joey... Want a cookie? :D And Bakura.. you're creepy. ;~;

Pyro: He is kinda, but... also hawt. 

Seto: ... What happened to 'current object of my affections?'

Pyro: Are you jealous? ^^ You are the current object. But he's still hawt. I knew you liked the attention.

Joey: ...can I have my cookie now? I've suffered a great deal T~T

Rin: Yeah well Dark-k...-shirted Joey is too! o.o;; And of course you can have a cookie! Stay here *Runs and gets plate of freshly baked cookies and runs back* Here!

Joey: Yay. **Eats cookie**

Pyro: So... Seto, let's go find that corner!

Seto: O_O I don't think I want to...

Rin: Pyro don't do that to the poor idiot!

Pyro: **eye twitches** That's it get out. Now, you pompous knave that... peels artichokes and mumbles!!! Like a conservative!!!!!!! ><

Rin: Oh no... Uhh... C'mon Joey! *Drags Joey out by the back collar of his shirt*

Pyro: **shakes fist and yells curses as she leaves**

Seto: She's almost cute... when angry... o_o **stares**

Yami: I... agree... o_o **stares**

Pyro: What... did you say? **instantly gives Seto full attention**

Seto: Wha-- nothing! Nothing at all...

Yugi: ...Tea's still not back. I'm worried.

Yami: ...Go find her. Get Ryou and take him with you.

Yugi: Kay! **runs off**

Bakura: So... what is this 'corner?'

Pyro: **Grins evilly while looking at Seto** That's for me and Seto to know!! Come on Seto before we are interrupted again!!

Rin: *Bursts back through door with Joey* Pyro I got lost again! -.-;;

Pyro: **anime falls over** OMFG!! So...friggin...close... **hits self on forehead**

Rin: No seriously how do I get home from here...?

Pyro: **sends death glare in Rin's direction** ...Waaah... T~T

Rin: ... Where's the bathroom?

Pyro: GAAAAH! Setoooo... **whines and crawls on Seto's lap**

Seto: O_O ... -_- .... ^_^

Yami: You've... gone soft... her charms are irresistable!! Eventually even Bakura will succumb!!

Bakura: **glares**

Rin: *Cracks up laughing uncontrollably* CHARM?!?! Hilarious! Okay so... BATHROOM?!?!?!!!!

Pyro: **whips head around to face Rin** There ISN'T one!! **cackles evilly**

Bakura: She's almost cute... when insane... o_o **stares**

Rin: Omg! >< Where do I have to go to go to the bathroom then!?!??? 

Pyro: **making herself comfortable on Seto's lap, who is surprisingly not resisting** Duh, behind a tree or bush.

Rin: O.O But what about perverted people?? Like Super-Perv!!!???

Pyro: Well I just don't know--April Fool's!! **laughs hysterically and points to the bathroom**

Seto: That was... pretty good. **looks at Pyro**

Pyro: **looks at Seto**

Both: **lean in**

Rin: *Sticks face inbetween* You can't kiss. This is a G-rated fan-fiction. ^^

Pyro: ... T_T T_T T_T ... But I talked about the corner earlier... the rating had to of moved up... **looks about to cry**

Rin: Sssh, kids don't know what the "corner" is yet! It may as well be a corner filled with ICE CREAM that you guys wanna eat!

Pyro: ... T~T WAAHHH... **burys face in Seto's shoulder**

Seto: **blushes a little** I wasn't gonna... You don't... blah.

Pyro: **starts to laugh**

Joey: **cracks up** HAHAHA Kaiba is BLUSHING!!

Seto: **glares**

Rin: Suuureee you weren't gonna. Yeah.. I don't blah. ^^ Anyway, kiss off-... page later! 

Pyro: **cracks up** Excellent use of blah, Seto-kun! Jecka would be proud... I want my JECKA!! **throws temper-tantrum**

Rin: *Begins to laugh* You guys are contagious o.o;;

Yami: ... **laughs**

Bakura: ... **cackles evilly as he is incapable of laughing normally**

Everyone: O_O OMG run.

Rin: ...What... is... he... plotting?!?!?!!! AAAH!

Pyro: I won't find a corner with you! No matter how hawt you are Seto is still my fave.

Bakura: What...? I was just... laughing. **inwardly pouts about Pyro even tho he doesn't know what 'corner' means**

Rin: Pyro... can Joey and I have a corner??

Pyro: **looks horrified** who would want a corner with him?! 

Rin: >:o Apparently ME, you loser!! 

Joey: And by corner you mean...?

Seto: I'm not sure either but doesn't it sound... not G-rated?

Pyro: No, Rin, you are too young. **blows raspberry**

Rin: Nah-ah I'm almost twel-- Joey don't listen to her!! OR ME!!!

Joey: **is too busy eating remaining cookies to have heard anything that was said**

Pyro: You know what, screw you, Rin. **smooches Seto (on the cheek)** 

Seto: O_O ... **blushes a little again** ... ^^

Joey: Ha! Look at his dumb face!

Rin: >:O PYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! Oh... wait that was just a smooch on the cheek. I guess that's fine as long as it doesn't go /too/ far. 

Pyro: What, do you think I was gonna french him with all of you here?!

Joey: O_O

Bakura: O_O

Yami: O_O

Yugi and Tea (who just so happened to have come in just in time to hear that statement and then leave again): O_O

Seto: ...Um. O_O

Rin: Don't say "French him!" That isn't child appropriate! ><

Pyro: ... French him.

Rin: You know what... screw the frippin rating! ><

Pyro: ...Then I can say <beep>?

Rin: Sure beep is fine but don't go sayin swear words!

Pyro: Good thing Jecka's not here or she would make it R by saying... the 'S' word.

Rin: Or is she...? *Plays invisible piano* Dun dun daaa!

Pyro: No, don't worry, she's not.

Jecka: **appears** Hi Tiffy!

Pyro: **attacks** Don't call me Tiffy! It's PYRO!! I don't know how you came to be here but don't up the rating any more! T~T

Jecka: Oh you mean like saying s-- **two pairs of hands clamp over mouth**

Pyro: Yes like that!!!

Rin: Jecka she's gonna kill you if you say that here! :O

Jecka: She kills me if I say that ANYWHERE. Hey... is that that one guy from Yu-Gi-Oh! that you are in love with?

Rin: Yeah. She's madly in love with him... 

Pyro & Seto: **blush**

Rin: Oh yeah, and that's Joey! *Points to Joey* He's the one I luff. ^-^

Jecka: ...he has pointy hair... I want him!! **snatches**

Rin: >:O! You SO didn't go there!! *Runs away and returns with my overly large sword* Meet Clou, Jecka!!

Pyro: Uh oh. This goes against my rules, but... **Types on ASC (Author Super Computer)**

Vash: **appears** Uhh... what?

Jecka: O_O Okay I don't want this one anymore. **throws Joey at Rin and latches onto Vash**

Rin: *Catches* CAREFUL WITH HIM!! ><

Joey: I'm not... a glass vase... or something...

Rin: But that's how valuble you are to me. =^-^=

Joey: **looks smugly at Seto**

Seto: **points to the girl still sitting in his lap**

Joey: ... You suck.

Rin: Who, Seto? Or Pyro? Heehee, they both suck. ^-^ ... O.O PYRO YOU DIDN'T HEAR NUFFIN!

Pyro: **is not angry due to confusion** Who is this... 'Nuffin?' And why did I not hear him? Did he talk, is he invisible!?!! AHHHHHHHHHHH me no likey invisibles!!! O_O

Rin: ...y-yeah, Nuffin... is... my imaginary friend! He told me that... you two look like a horrible couple...? o.o;;

Pyro: **fire in eyes** Prepare to die, Nuffin!! **whips out sword and cackles evilly**

Bakura: O_O She's... hott...

Seto: **flips Bakura off** Mine. **glares**

Pyro: **drops sword and spins around** What did you say? O_O

Yami: You upped the rating again, Kaiba.

Seto: Uh, nothing? **is sufficated by Pyro's glomp**

Joey: He's getting more and more bold about his fascination with her...

Rin: I wish someone was fascinated with me. >:|

Joey: I... suppose I could be fascinated with you... maybe

Rin: :O!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Glomps Joey* ^-^

Pyro: The word fascinated... reminds me of... Skillet!! **breaks out in song** You're my only infatuation! Dont leave me stranded with my obsession!! **stops singing** obsession and infatuation are both synonyms of fascination...

Rin: ...*cough* geek *cough*

Pyro: **glares** **shoves cough drops down Rin's throat**

Seto: **starts humming to 'My Obsession'**

Pyro: OMG you know it!!

Seto: I like Skillet... I have all their CDs.

Pyro: Party at Seto's house after this. O_O

Rin: Really? :D Where's he live? Joey will you be my date??

Joey: Sure, unless Mai wants to-- I mean yes of course!!!

Rin: ><

Pyro: Mai is too good for you, you can't have her. Mine.

Everyone: O_O Lesbian!!

Pyro: **spit take with the mountain dew she started drinking** NOT LIKE THAT!! Waaah... **hides in Seto's coat**

Seto: ...Be careful I spent a lot on that. It comes with built in billowing power that freaks Yami out. (Macavity reference!!)

Rin: o.o Pyro you perv!

Pyro: **gasps and jumps off lap** NOT LIKE THAT!! WAAAAAHHH!!! 

Rin: Oh go cry to your girlfriend, Mai. >>

Pyro: **goes from being sad to being angry** You die now. **picks sword back up**

Rin: Oh yeah? *Takes arm back off from around Joey's shoulders and picks up Clou*

Pyro: You fake you are not nearly strong enough to lift that.

Rin: Oh yeah then how am I holding it? *Lifts sword up in air* Ha. Anyway... Everyone back away.

Pyro: Because I haven't pressed the Reality Button.

Rin: You press it and Seto goes bye-bye.

Pyro: ...why do you think I haven't pressed it? Die now! **goes to attack**

Seto: **reaches from behind Pyro and steals sword**

Pyro: **realizes sword is gone** WTF.

Rin: Dude are you /trying/ to get your girlfriend killed, Seto?

Seto: She's not my... **blushes** blah. And no. **takes a deep breath and glomps Pyro**

Pyro: **melts into puddle** Sigh...

Rin: *Looks down at her and quickly goes to get vaccuum* Haha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *Vaccuum goes evil and tries to suck me up instead* AAH! Now do you see why I use them as an insult??? O_O JOEY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: **is in the corner of the room with... the plate of cookies** What now?

Seto: **sits back down, blushing**

Pyro: **is extremely happy in puddle form**

Yami: Um... maybe someone should help her...?

Yugi and Tea: **appear, look at the person-puddle, and walk right back out again**

Bakura: I'll help...

Seto: **flips him off** Stay away, tomb robber.

Rin: JOEEEYYYY!!!! ><

Joey: WHAT, I SAID!! **turns and looks** OH! **jumps up to help, a cookie still in his mouth**

Rin: DUH!

Pyro: **collects herself** Sigh... I luff... **floats back to Seto's lap**

Rin: *shudders* I hate vaccuums. Dx

Pyro: I think... we need to end this chapter now so that I can work on the project I was supposed to be working on hours ago. Seto you can help... wait maybe you would distract me too much... XD

Rin: And I need to work on my report... Bye Joey! And other people! *leaves*

Joey: ...that was fun. Invite me back next time! Bye! **leaves with Yami to go find Tea and Yugi**

Pyro: Seto... **looks serious** I have something to tell you... 

Seto: o_o Uh oh.

Pyro: ... You're hott. **glomps and smooches**

Seto: -_-; I know. You've told me. I'll... see you around... I guess.

Pyro: Yay! Bye, Dearest! 

Seto: **leaves, blushing**

Pyro: ...Well, that's it... hmm. What about that party at Seto's? We never did ANY of the stuff I said we were gonna do at the beginning!! And how come Rin never went to the bathroom?! Will Seto and I EVER finally kiss?!?! That, my friends, is another story! **waves as there is a fade-out to black** ...that was totally cliched. Oh well...