| Interview With the Author |
| Why is your screen name 'merciless_saboteur'? |
| I: |
| I guess, it's probably just because I am neither merciless nor am I a saboteur... |
| A: |
| Riiiiiggggghhhttt... So, why did you design this site? |
| I: |
| At first, I wrote some poems for a special someone. I wanted to give them to her, but, I always got cold feet. It was then that I decided that I would post them on a website, and when the time was right, I would show her the site. One that's all dedicated to her. |
| A: |
| I = Interviewer A = Author |
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| Okay. {That was dumb.} I have a personal question for you: How goes your personal life? |
| I: |
| Oh. It's not too good but, not bad. |
| A: |
| I see. Do you want to know why? |
| I: |
| Sure. |
| A: |
| It's because your poems suck. |
| I: |
| Um... The important thing is I tried? |
| A: |
| Let's put it this way. If you were to give those poems to me, I would beat the crap out of you. They're enough to give you the status of "loser" |
| I: |
| Aren't you supposed to be asking some questions or something? |
| A: |
| NO WAY!! YOU'RE POEMS SUCK! |
| I: |
| Um... I think I want a new interviewer... |
| A: |
| Okay, okay, okay. So why did you create a new email address? |
| I: |
| I wanted to remain anonymous. I had to get away from everybody somehow. |
| A: |
| That was stupid. You wanted to remain anonymous but, you have a little section on your site that's about you? I think you're lacking what we call a "fully functional brain" |
| I: |
| Well, I changed my mind after a good piece of the site was done. That's also why I had this part of it a hidden part. |
| A: |
| Well, it wasn't like it was hard to find or anything. Especially after the clue. |
| I: |
| I wanted it to be something that someone can spot. You know what I'm saying? |
| A: |
| Um... I don't get it. You want to remain anonymous, then you make an "about me" portion of your site. Then you want to make it simple for the guest to find your information. What's up with you today? |
| I: |
| I'm getting the feeling you haven't seen the site yet, have you? |
| A: |
| ...At least I have a site. You don't. |
| A: |
| Yeah, well, if I did, it wouldn't suck as bad as yours. There's nothing that sucks like your site. |
| I: |
| ...Okay, new question time. |
| A: |
| No I haven't. You want to know why? It's 'cause it SUCKS! DOWNRIGHT CRAP! |
| I: |
| Alright. Have you been a geek your whole life? |
| I: |
| Well, I believe my points on the social status aren't all that high. They're pretty bad. |
| A: |
| Well, when you're talking like that, you can be sure you're not going to be popular. |
| I: |
| That's all the time I have for the interview, I have to go now. |
| A: |
| Yeah right. You forget that you don't have a life... or for that matter a brain. |
| I: |
| Um... No, I meant I have to go do some homework. |
| A: |
| You're stupid aren't you. It's July 6! There's no school! Sheesh! |
| I: |
| I was uh... TESTING... yeah, that's it... testing... I was just testing you... |
| A: |
| Ah ha! You are stupid! No, really, what do you have to do? |
| I: |
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| Okay, so I'll give you one more question, then I have to. |
| A: |
| Alright, so, why did you choose to put the hidden link on the page of the "Seeing is Always Mesmerizing" and not any other one? |
| I: |
| If you take the first letters of each of the words, put them together, then you'll get my name. Get it? Other than that, no real reason at all. |
| A: |
| Okay. I think I understand that. Honestly though, is that truly the reason why you placed that link on that page? Come on, no ego trip there. |
| I: |
| I have to leave before you catch up to me. |
| A: |
| Huh? What are you talking about? |
| I: |
| Stand up, look at your seat, then bear in mind that it was just painted two seconds ago. |
| A: |
| Uh-oh. Um... When I get up, I'm going to get you... {that's, uh, going to be hard...} |
| I: |