hail to the chimpP

Hail to the ChimpP

He would be the one
If Chinese could be summed up
Waitrose god of sweat

Fresh and fun not gay
Touchy feely not ok
Hail to the chimpP

It was way back then
cigarette in mouth did say
'hey mother fucker'

Yu aint good enough
to bestow on your great head
so for Yu 'Hendri'

we bow and embrace
to our twisted overlord
hail to the chimpP

hail to the chimpP
to the chimpP we do hail
hail to the chimpP