| Martha Maelstrom, aged 12, blue-and-white splotched cat, dsh. Likes food more dan enyfing except maybe sleeping and lying around on hoomin shoulders. Hisses and spits at all da othfur cats in da house; onwy friends wif all ob mommy's stuffed critters. We tink it be a short-haired ting. Martha likes to help mommy out wif beading, and uses her long powerful tail to knock huge quantities of stuff onto floors with one swell foop. Will help out at Da Beading Hearts storefront. Too old and mean to be in eny relationships * * * Ceilidh Djinn, aged 8, black purrsian girlkit. Her name be purrnounced, "kaylee jean," and it mean "magical companion," which is what she be. Da scholar in da fambly, she has her PhD in BlackCatArcana, and be werking on her comps in Cheshire. She be psychic and bery sensitive to da feelings ob dose around her. Since coming to MeowChat, she has loosened up a lot, and laffs and plays a lot more now. Ceilidh be da Director of da MeowChat GLOW Bank, and is still werking on da bequest from her sisyfur, Shadows Marie -- they remind all ob you to make sure yur wills are in order BEFORE you go to da Bridge, fur it be bery complicated aftpurrwards. Ceilidh enjoys celtic music, helping mommy on da puter, and she reads effuryting she can get her paws on. She be great at trivyal purrsuit. Ceilidh spends a fair amount of time ferrying kittens and big cats around on her fleet ob flying carpets. Dese she inherited thru da magic side of da fambly, along wif a large collection of precious joowels she wears on special occasions. In addition to her work wif da GLOW Bank, Ceilidh will be helping out at da bead store. Ceilidh be way too free-spirited to eber tie herownself down to one relationship, tho she and Captain Video have been enjoying a special furriendship fur a while now. NOTE: dis will not end in meowridge, kits! * * * Brendan Michael Redcat Noble-TenHouseCats, aged 8, red boy purrsian, full brothfur to Ceilidh Djinn. Bery sweet, very caring, very fluffy. Brendan likes to eat a lot, and is a graduate of da Endurance Napping Skool. Brendan is bery interested in ancient hisstory, and is doing reserch on da era when purrsians roamed wild. Brendan be married to his darling furriend, Flicka Noble, and has blossomed in ebery way since meeting her. Da two ob dem run "The Dancing Cats" studio, and Brendan has become a proficient square dancer and caller. * * * Lacey Susan TenHouseCats, aged 7, purrfessional Calico, dlh. Lacey Susan be a reskued cat dat mommy drug home 2 years ago. She hisses and growls and spits at eberyone; we all tell her to get ober it. She be totally clawless, but maintains great swatting and thwapping through a comprehensive stretching program. Lacey Susan was badly hurt by her abandonment at da hands ob da hoomin she'd luffed since before she were eben weaned. As a result, she steadfastly refuses to be a pet ever again, so she says. Lacey Susan does NOT purr, although very occasionally she hab been known to engage in extended rhythmic growling. Lacey Susan likes to supervise mommy on da puter, and is bery active in da radical left-paw organization, CaLiCo (Calico Liberation Coalition). She also be a voracious reader and sleeper, and da dispair ob mommy cuz she won't eat nuffin but garbage delicat fud. Lacey Susan be way too persnickety to be in relationships, unlesses dey be wif a cat equal in all ways to herownself. Since dere aren't meny boy calicos around, she prefers her own company. * * * AnnyMouse and MystiMornin TenHouseCats--the Divakits! AnnyMouse, a blue-and-white patched tabby and MystiMornin, a blue patched tabby, be da babies ob da fambly. Dey da agony and da ekstacy ob da fambly, too. All ob Meow Chat Village has enjoyed dere kittenhood, and giggled along wif da gurlz as dey've discovered mousegaritas, whippy cream, and ice skaytes. Anny and Mysti are currently enrolled in da village's Montemeowi Skool, and bof enjoy dere studies bery much. Anny's faborite subject be archaelogy, and one day she hopes to do field reserch to prove conclusively dat da Nasca lines be litterbox-scratchings of extraterrestrial cat bisitors. Mysti keeps changing her mind about what she want to do when she grow up, tho purrfessional figure-skayting be high on her list. Annymouse writes columns fur da PCF Mewsletter, and in da Midwestern Cat Society newsletter as well. Both kittens be active in CaLiCo, and are eagerly awaiting the start-up of the local CatSprouts troop. Dey are also eggscited about planting a rainbow meadow in da Meowmorial Gardens. Annymouse and Mysti were recently adopted into Shelby and Gervais Wiscat's household, as dey've reached dat age when dey need to immerse demselves in cat culture, learn dere cat heritage. Dey took dere pinano, dere 15 bookcases, dere cds and all dere clothes wif dem, and Shelby and Gervais be planning at least one addition onto dere house. Bof Annymouse and MystiMornin be too young fur relationships, and tink dat boykits be yucky. |
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