| I'z MIDNIGHT, da offishul spokesguykit fur my housekits. I iz a long-haired, copper-eyed, solid black guykit, 15 lbs. I'z a Captain and Tommyhawk misshun planner in da MeowChat Army, and I keeps speshully in shape as Sensei uf da Midnight Karate and Self Defense Studio. The most bootiful Diana (nee DexConDi), my furry own princess, made me da happiest guykit in da whole world when she and I were meowried on da beach at St. Thomas in the spring of 2001, following a cruise wif all our MeowChat furrends wif da Carribbean Pwincess Cruise Line. Mommy (PCFPuma) has a fwend who brought me to her when I wuz jest a tiny ink spot uf a liddle sick kitten, part uf a big rescue I don'ts remember. Mommy and da vet hads to work furry hard to twy to find a medicine to cure me uf parasites dat couldn't be diagnosed. Finally dey founds da right medicine, cuz I finally started gettin energy, eatin well, and gainin weight; and den nuffin coulds stop me. Dat wuz in 1997, and now I'z furry aktiff and curious. I likes to chase dat red laser light, eben way up da wall. I used to perch on top uf da birdies' cage (funny how dey finally shut up when I dids dat <g>), until Mommy gafe dem to someone wifout no cats. Sheesh, jest cuz they "caught" me wif my paws in the cage (after i'd opened da door myownself), dat didn't mean dey wuz in real danger! Sumtimes Mommies jest haff no sense uf humor. Meow, effurykit, I'z BEARBEAR, da offishul spokesfemkit fur my fambly. I wuz a rescue also. Mommy's same friend dat brought her Midnight founded me all alone one night, sittin by da side uf a country road, far away fwum any hoomins. Dis friend's husband is 'lergic to cats, so she brought me to my fureffur Mommy. I'z so small, dat effuryone furst thought I was a 3-4 month-old kitten ... until I went into screaming heat, dat is! Da vetdoktorman guessed I wuz bout one year old den. Since I wuz only 4 1/2 pounds and in sich heavy heat, dey hads to wait a while, but finally figgered I'd haff to play spades enyway, and dat wuz a HUGE relief to all of us! When I wuz in constant heat, my hair gotted real short all ober, except fur my huge tail, and I gots da nickname uf "BearBear Big Tail." (By the way, Mommy named me after her first BearBear, who looked a lot like me and went to da Rainbow Bridge 2 years earlier.) Finally, after playing spades furry well, my long hair grew back. I's a long-haired brown tabby, born in 1998, and I looks a lot like a Maine Coon, ceptin fur being so small. But I gots lots uf spirit (and a voice you wouldn't expect in such a small kit). Though I's got a mighty heart, I's furry scared uf strangers, but I talks constantly when it's just da fambly. Mommy calls me her liddle mini Maine Coon. I'z Majer Nursiekit BearBear, commandin offiser uf da MeowChat Army Meowdical Unit (MAMU), and I gots meowried to Conner (DexConDi), broffer uf Midnight's wifeykit, on June 1, 2001. It wuz da closest we could haff had to an elopement during Meow Chat. I wuz supposed to be a bridesmaidkit dat night, but da brides encountered technical difficulties (a crashed pooter). Since Rev Mikey's bride couldn't come, he decided he might as well purrform meowridges fur otherkits, and Conner and I decided it wuz our time. Our adopted dawterkit, Xena, wuz our flowergirlkit, jest like we pwomised she coulds be. I belief my new broffer-in-paw Dexter is gonna build us a new house in MeowChat Village, as soon as we decide jest wot kind uf house we wants. By the way, there appears to be a misunderstandin amongst sum hoomins and kits in da MeowChat commoonity. Mommy, known to sum hoomins as PCFPuma, tinks she's da PCF and hostie in dis fambly, but, as all us kits know I, BearBear, IS THE REAL MEOW CHAT HOSTIE IN DIS FAMBLY! Meows! I'z XENA, a 2-year-old 7-pound short-haired tortie femkit. BearBear and her fiance Conner adopted me, and dey pwomised I coulds be da flowergirlkit at deir wedding. (I already hads eggsperience in Unkle Midnight's weddin.) I'z a member uf da Calico Liberashun Coalishun (NEENER NEENER!), and I plays a lot wif sum other young kits in MeowChat Village -- Magic, Anny, and Mysti. My hoomin Mommy named me Xena cuz she sez I haz da attitude and heart uf a warrior princess! And dat's true! I wuz always ready to attack any goggie or cat, jest fur da heck uf it, eben when I wuz only 6 weeks old (when I came to dis house). No one's gonna push me around, no sirree! Howsomeffur, when I gits tired, I'z ready to cuddle (until I gits more energy, MOL). Iz so aktiff, my hoomin Mommy's bestest pikture uf me as a kitten wuz when I wuz 3 monffs old, sleepin. Howsomeffur, Mommy BearBear has bin teachin me to act more like a youngladykit (and keepin company wif Magic uf da Rags fambly), and my hoomin Mommy was finally able to get a picture uf me. (I must like to haff my picture taken, I'z akshully posing fur it!) Murreow, kits! I'm TORNADO, aka Torn-of-the-Ado, the elder kit uf dis household. I'll be 10 years old in July, 2002, and I'm a blue-eyed, short-haired gray/white/black tabby guykit, 15 lbs. I wuz a hellion uf a frenetic kitten, runnin hard, and doing my best to grab enytin I coulds find (a lot!) in my hoomin broffer's bedroom, and carry it away. But as I matured, I began calming down and became a furry affekshunate kit. I luff hoomins and I luff food, and I'z furry fluffy, and I's da champeen shedder in dis house. Unfurtunately, I hads UTIs and blocked up wif crystals and could haff died iffin Mommy didn't realize wot wuz happenin; I now haff to eat prescripshun kit food da rest uf my life. But my life-long luff affair wif food made me an eggselent kittype to become a chef fur the We, Sea Food restaurant and the lootenant and ossifer-in-charge uf da MeowChat Army Comissary. I's da head offishul greeter uf any visitors; as long as dey gots a lap and arms, I'z deir friend and eggspects lots uf attenshun and cuddling. (I wouldn't mind haffin fewer cats here, but I kin liff wif dem, as long as da hoomins showers me wif luff.) Meows! I'z SIMBA, a 15-pound long-haired, copper-eyed white guykit, born in October of 1996. My housekit Mufasa, a 15-pound long-haired, black guykit, is the same age, and we wuz first adopted by a hoomin named Mary. When we wuz bout one year old, Mary couldn't keep us any more, and Mommy and Daddy gladly adopted us. I'z deaf, and Mufasa used to stalk me and attack unexpectedly when we wuz young ... until one day (I'd grown much faster and wuz bigger dan him) ... I decided I'd had enuff and trounced him! He learned to respect me. Though I'z deaf, I'z not at all silent. In fact, it's my offishul job to nag ... uh, remind ... Mommy to fill da foodie bowl up to da top wheneffur I kin start to see da side uf da bowl. Mommy has developed a kind of hand language (she's Italian, so dat figgers) to communicate wif me; uf course, iffin I knows I's doing sumtin she duzn't like, I make sure I'm not looking at her, MOL. I's a lootenant in da MeowChat Army, co-leader wif Gervais Wiscat uf da Covert Akshuns Team (CAT). Meows, effuryone, I'z MUFASA. I'z almost solid black, but I gots a few white hairs on my chest. I'm Mommy's offishul neck warmer. I likes to lay around her neck, combing her hair, and kneeding her shoulder. (Why does she say "ouch"?) I'z jest about da calmest one here, ceptin when liddle hoomins come here to bisit; one petted me too hard oncet, and I's known to warn dem off now wif growls. But I espeshully likes female hoomins wif long hair. Sigh, Mommy gotted her headfur cut short. I's also a lootenant in da MeowChat Army; I'z a commoonikashuns eggspert, helpin to pass infurmashun between CAT and da BOBS unit. We gots a silly bouncing cream toy poodle named PEBBLES. You should haff seen her bounce right into Simba's face unexpectedly one day! Simba reached up wif one paw and slammed her to da ground, MOL! (Good ting Simba can't hear, cuz Mommy wuz laffin so hard, she hads to hold on to da cabinet to keep fwum fallin down!) I guess it didn't boffer Pebbles none, since she jest gots up and bounced away. |
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| Information Updated April 17, 2002 |