GONZO - 23 pound very Looney Maine Coony, born May 18, 2000, living wif his brother and sister. His full name is Gonzilla Gonzo King of all da Pooh-Fire Monsturs, and he has a couple nicknames -- Pooh-Fire or Gonzo. Gonzo's girlkitfriend, Meesha, duzn't liff in da village, unfurtunately. Gonzo is the owner of Gonzo's Mice Creem Store, but it is unnerstood that he works purrivately fur the FBI. (Duz Pepper (StLouis) know this ???)
STUMPY - 9 year-old long-haired tuxie cat, named after his full length tail that goes ziggy zaggy and looks like a deer tail. Stumpy's wife, Ashley Lynn, liffs in the village and is babykitsitter fur Pepper and Mrs. Tortie's twins. Stumpy's nickname is Dumpy Doo (don't ask!). Stumpy is the owner of Stumpy's Sophisticats Formal Wear Shop; in his free time, Stumpy enjoys making jewelry out of preshus stones.
TIGGER - **-pound short-haired calico wif catitude (neffer tell a girlkit's weight), born July 23, 1991. Her nickname is Psycho and her hobby is growling (is there a pattern here?). Tigger's boykitfrend is Serge, a guykit that liffs in France. Tigger is owner and operator of the meowchat Village Safety Siren Service. |
