| I don't know if the pope throws poop or not, but frankly I'm more interested in the linguistic implications, as Pope and poop are very similar words, Yet their implications are so very different. The Pope is supposed to be holy and pure and righteous, while poop is dirty and brown and stinky. But if the pope did throw poop, it would indeed become quite infallible, and even a blessing. He would have taken the lowest thing on earth and elevated it to biblical proportions. Think of the sociological implications... In fact I would go as far as to say that the Pope SHOULD Throw poop. Besides the delightful aesthetic and linguistic juxtaposition, it would teach the all overzealous, racist, and otherwise repulsive religious fanatics that inhabit this world that everyone is made from the same material, and we all deserve equal rights. No man is poop, and no man is above throwing poop. Let the revolution begin! |