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| Thought 121: 11/10/03 |
| Water, by itself, doesn't smell, does it? So why is it that things that have water in them, like rivers and wet towels, smell so bad? |
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| Thought 122: 20/01/04 |
| The 5 most common things said while playing Pro Evolution Soccer: "Fuck off" "Fuck off, ref" "Wot???!?!?!??" "Heskey / Neville you twat" "Fuck off ref, you twat" |
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| Thought 123: 20/01/04 |
| The 5 most discouraging things to hear while you are having sex: The sound of a baby in the background "What are you doing?" "OW!!" "You're a funny boy" "I'm not on the pill, you know" |
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| Thought 124: 20/01/04 |
| Why do people say "I'm just trying to think" during lulls in a conversation? It doesn't mean ANYTHING!!! |
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| Thought 125: 21/01/04 |
| For some reason, other people's boyfriends always seem to be tossers. If it's a boyfriend that I knew before he started going out with a girl, I don't think of him differently. If it's somebody I haven't met before, they are always boring tossers, and they ALWAYS say "Nice(!)" sarcastically when something gory comes on TV and they are watching it with their girlfriend. THAT ISN'T FUNNY, and it's ALWAYS somebody's boyfriend that says it.I think it might be the fact that the bf doesn't know anybody else, that's why he doesn't gel with the girl's mates, but that's no excuse for saying something that trite and hackneyed. |
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| Thought 126: 21/01/04 |
| One thing that really winds me up is people who talk about how they are in the army, or something, like Gareth from The Office. The only exception to this is Mike from the sitcom Spaced. Take for example the phrase "Shoot first, ask questions later". What if the question's "Where's my gun?" |
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| Thought 127: 21/01/04 |
| Not that I'm an expert or anything, but it seems to me that casual sex isn't. If anybody remembers the Holoship episode from Red Dwarf, that's how casual sex should be done. |
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| Thought 128: 21/01/04 |
| The o2 voicemail as become the bane of my life (along with my flatmates, my course, the city of Liverpool and just about everything in general). I hate the way it's so vague with why you've gotten to the voicemail, it shouldn't say just "The person you've called is not available at the moment", it should say "Their phone is switched off", "They are in an area of poor reception" or "She is ignoring you because you call too much and was being an arsehole to her when you were drunk." |
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| Thought 129: 16/02/04 |
| Actually, why is pressing buttons because I'm told to by a computer screen fun? It might be a good idea to work that out before trying to become a computer games designer. If I want to be one at all, that is. Which right now, I really don't. I don't know how to have fun. Why is anything fun? |
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| Thought 130: 18/02/04 |
| Why do some people say phrases like "She had legs up to her arse". Where else are they gonna go up to? Her armpits? Her chin? |